Author's note: This is a parody involving many characters from the DC universe, but is a story of its own design and in no way relates to any current canon storylines. Thank you and enjoy!
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Prologue:
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"Just throw her on the floor," she heard before falling to the ground with a harsh thump.
"She should be waking up by now. Try giving her a little nudge."
A sharp pain flared up in Selena Kyle's side from the not so subtle nudge her captor gave her with his boot.
Where the hell am I she thought. Last thing she remembered was climbing back into her apartment before she started feeling dizzy and everything went dark. These guys don't know who they're messing with she mused.
"Leave her alone boys," chimed a seductive voice. "She's far too precious to damage."
Selena knew that voice even with a cloudy head. She stumbled to her upwards and planted her heel clad feet in a battle ready stance. In front of her stood her true captor, clad in nothing but vines which covered her ample breasts and mid section. Leaves and bright flowers adorned her hair her eyes were a striking green.
"Hello, Ivy," Catwoman purred. "You could have just invited me politely. I've always got a little time for Gotham's terrors."
Poison Ivy smiled.
"I know you too well little kitty, but I have a job opportunity for you."
"If it pays well, I'm in."
Ivy leaned towards Selena and gently ran her hands over her leather clad body. She bit her lip and hummed seductively.
"I want you to help me set a trap for the Batman. We're going to take him and his friends out of our way for good!"
Catwoman recoiled. "You're delusional Ivy! I'm not taking part in another half assed scheme to bring down the Bat. It's suicide or another ticket to Arkham."
"Have a little faith my feline friend. We've got help this time. Lot's of it."
"No! Sounds like you have all the help you need already and I don't much like a crowd."
Selena spun on her heel and moved for the exit. As she reached for the door several vines came to life and struck towards her. She ducked and leapt to dodge them and launched into a low roll away from the threat. Her cat-like reflexes kicked in and she quickly flipped back behind Ivy, then leapt for the nearby window. But it was too late.
Snap!!
Thorned vines ensnared all four of her limbs and brought her face to face with her attacker.
"No no no, little kitty," she murmured. "You'll do what I want."
"The fuck I will! Selena spat.
"If you don't...your identity will be revealed to all of Gotham...Miss Kyle. See how far you get once Penguin and Two Face find out who you really are," Ivy threatened with a mischievous grin.
She held up several pictures that were damning evidence. Catwoman's head went limp and she exhaled slowly.
"What do you want me to do?"
Ivy laughed and her eyes glowed with excitement in a terrifying way.
"You're going to be the bait my love."
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Chapter 1: Darkest Knight
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She ducked under the mugger's fist and slammed her fist into his ribs with a crunch.
"Ahhh," he shouted in agony.
Batgirl swung around behind the criminal and threw him down to the alley floor and clasped a pair of batcuffs on him.
"You're done for!" Batgirl told him triumphantly. "Hope you like the food at GCPD."
"Fuck you, creep."
She cracked her fist against his cheek for good measure before dragging him to the street. She opened a channel on her comlink to GCPD.
"I've got another one for you guys. You can pick him up on the corner of 5th and Main street," she told the Gotham City Police dispatcher.
"Roger that. Thanks again for the assist. We're spread thin tonight."
Just as she was about to respond, her comlink chirped with an incoming priority message. Batgirl opened it to see Batman's cowled face in the holographic display.
"Hey Bruce, what's the emergency?"
"Barbara, I need you to meet me at the Gotham Clocktower right away. We've got a situation."
Her eyes widened beneath her cowl, but she nodded in consent before closing her comlink.
It had been years since Barbara had joined Batman in his crusade to save the city and calls like this were common, but something about Bruce's demeanor was unnerving. Of course, Bruce was always very intense and determined. It was basically his trademark outside of the Batsuit.
Batgirl jumped on her Batcycle and revved it to life. She struck off west towards the clocktower at incredible speed, weaving around traffic and reaching her destination in minutes. She grappled her way to the top and found her trusted leader and companion looking out over the city.
"What took you so long?" Batman said sternly.
"I kept catching all the lights," she responded jokingly.
Batman turned to her and opened up his holographic map of the city. Always straight to the point.
"We've got reports of multiple attacks around the city. It seems that Black Mask has taken over the Ace chemical plant and his goons have taken hostages. On the other hand, there's been several mysterious robberies across the city. Three jewelry stores have been hit already"
"Any idea what our Masked friend is trying to do? Barbara asked.
"That's for you to find out. His syndicate is barricaded in there and GCPD has given up trying to get it. Your dad will need your help."
"I take it you'll be hunting the jewel thief then?"
"Exactly. Gordon says there hasn't been any trace left behind to follow. I have some suspicions."
Batgirl took a deep breath. Catwoman.
"Keep in contact. Something about all this doesn't seem right, Bruce."
Ever the conversationalist, Batman nodded silently and jumped off the rooftop and activated his glider. Batgirl quickly repelled down to her bike and sped off to the industrial district. Barbara may have been apart of the team for awhile now, but she never got tired of the exhilaration she felt when she was on the job. It definitely beat working in the library, she often thought. Her body buzzed as she raced through Gotham and she couldn't help but notice the tingling growing between her legs. The vibration of the engine might have been to blame, but she thought it was more than that. As much as she cared about helping her city and its people, Barbara could not deny that the adrenaline and action made her awfully horny some days. Just a side effect of the constant threat of death, she mused.
She pulled up to the police barricade at the Ace chemical plant's entrance and immediately walked up to her father, Commissioner Jim Gordon. She was striking in her black armored suit with its yellow bat symbol on the chest and yellow gauntlets and boots. Her cape was short and just barely dropped below her butt and her auburn hair fell loose out the back of her cowl.
"What's the situation, commissioner?" she asked.
Jim turned to her. "Glad you're here. Black Mask and his crew are held up inside and have taken hostages. We have no idea what they're doing in there, but it can't be good.
"Keep your men on the perimeter. I'm going in to stop them," she said firmly. "Shouldn't take long."
"Good luck Batgirl!"
Barbara nodded and leapt back on her bike. She gunned the engine a raced through the facility gates, taking two guards by surprise. She jumped off and catapulted herself at one of the thugs, knocking him unconscious with her momentum. She rolled into a prone stance and launched herself at the remaining guard. She easily dodged his amateur swings and she dispatched him with a volley of quick strikes to his body and a roundhouse kick to the head.
Now I just need a way in, she thought.
She spotted a damaged window a couple stories above her and used her grapple gun to climb to it and enter the building. She activated her sonar detection device and used it to locate those inside.
"Hmm, nobody is on the top floors. They must be on the factory floors underground."
She quickly made her way to the lower levels while activating her comlink.
"Alfred?"
"How may I be of service, Miss Gordon?"
"I need you to use one of the Wayne satellites to scan this building for intruders and mark them on my map."
"Of course," Alfred responded in his cheerful English accent.
Her map slowly began to update, but she only saw a small cluster of heat signatures on the processing floor. Where the fuck did they all go?
Batgirl wasted no time and reached the processing center without detection and found a concealed ledge looking over the plant. She activated her sonar once again and the blue glass lenses slid over her eyes, casting the whole massive room in blue. She immediately saw the cluster of men below her, but they seemed far too few.
Irregardless, she dropped down amidst them and struck quickly. Three of the men opened fire with their submachine guns, but Batgirl detonated a smoke pellet and moved quickly to disarm her foes. She kicked out her long leg and tripped one and used another's weight to throw him into his friend. She flipped forward and wrapped her legs around her remaining enemy's neck, choking him. He gasped for air and she released him, but quickly slammed him to the ground with a short heeled boot.
"Where are the rest of your friends...and your boss?" she demanded.
The thug just laughed.