Pimpin' the Tweeds

This is a pimptastic sleazy freaky fuck parody... It ain't real homies.

"Tracy, Sophie and I are going to Palm Springs for the weekend. We want you to come with us James. Pleaseeeeeee. We need that cock. You know, a lot of rich people hang out at the spas... It's prime pimpin' territory. We'll make you a few bucks while you're there babe. What do you say? I'll be happy to show you how grateful I am on the way down too."

"Ha ha ha. You're really convincing Shannon. Ok. But, I better make more than a few bucks off you bitches." I laughed.

"HA! I promise you that you will baby. Mmmmm, I love it when you talk dirty James. Keep going."

"You better suck me off in the car and swallow every fucking drop slut. You and your daughter better be ready for my big dick up your asses and you two better be suckin' and fuckin' some rich dudes and get me my motherfuckin' money ho!" I played up the pimp game for her.

"Damn, daddy... I think I just came. I'm rubbing my pussy while I talk to you daddy. Yeah, I came for you. I'm licking my fingers clean... Mmmmmmm. I wanna taste your cream daddy. I want it oozing down my slutty throat. I promise I'll swallow every fucking drop daddy. Mmmmmm. I want that big fucking cock up my ass too. Shit, pound me hard daddy. POUND ME DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!!... I came again for you daddy. Fuck, I want you James. Come over right now and pound my ass. I can't wait. Pleaseeeeeee."

"Sorry babe, I'm busy. But I have an idea. Go out, find some random dude and let him fuck your ass. Take some pics and send them to me. Go be a slut for your pimp, bitch. Make him pay you too."

"Ohhhhhhhhh, mmmmm. I love it daddy. OK, I'll find some random guy and make him pay me to fuck my ass... Just for you baby. I'll send you the pics. Love you babe."

I dig Shannon Tweed Simmons. She's a cool chick. I'm not really a "spa guy" but hey... it's free pussy and money... two of life's great pleasures. I was busy fucking two more of my hoes, Sharon Osborne and her daughter Kelly. Sharon was riding me while Kelly, looking so sexy with her purple mohawk, sucked her mature C cups. "Who was that babe?" Sharon being nosey.

"Ride my dick bitch, Kelly's next. It was Shannon. Looks like I'm going to Palm Springs for the weekend."

"Business or pleasure baby?"

"Both."

Sharon rode me hard. I smacked that mature British ass and kissed Kelly. "Mmmmmm, I want your cock all day every day James."

"Yeah slut... you know you love my big dick, whore."

"Mmmmmmmm, I LOVE IT!... And I love it when you talk dirty to me too." She grinned a slutty grin and licked her red lips lustfully.

Shannon and Sharon share some qualities I see. Sharon bounced wildly on my thrusting manhood. My big dick tearing up that mature British twat. "YESSSSSSS!! FUCKKKKK MEEEE!!" Sharon squirted all over my cock. I sucked Kelly's big tits, licking her hard nipples in my mouth, stuffing most of her tit in my mouth. Kelly wiped her mom's pussy and my cock and licked her fingers, tasting her mom. I slammed up that red haired bitch's cunt so fucking hard, she shook and leaned her head back, moaning in sexual bliss. She squirted again.

I pulled her off of me and Kelly quickly sucked my cock, tasting her mom again. She pulled off my cock and sucked her mom's dripping pussy, sucking up all her cream. Kelly sucked me off, jerking my shaft rapidly as she sucked half of my cock in her mouth. Her head bobbed so fast, that purple mohawk flying. I grunted and came hard in her sucking mouth. Kelly deepthroated me and let my cum shoot down her throat. She tickled my balls, laughing around my cock. She knew how much I loved it. I pumped a ton of cream down her throat. She moaned happily and rubbed my balls, swallowing it all.

"My turn." Kelly said, sitting on my cock reverse cowgirl. She slapped my big dick on her labia, then slid it up her juicy twat. She bounced hard on it. Sharon leaning down, licking Kelly's pussy and sucking my balls. I reached up and squeezed Kelly's big tits, rolling her nipples between my fingers, squeezing those soft tits hard. "FUCK!! FUCK ME JAMES!! I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK!! MMMMMMMM!!" Kelly screamed in sexual euphoria.

"Take it out!" I said. Sharon did. I pissed all over her fucking face. Sharon loves getting pissed on. I turned her on to it years ago. She took a face full then she shoved my pissing cock in her mouth. She fucking loves swallowing my piss. Sharon moaned around my cock, loving my piss shooting into her mouth. "Put it back in." I told her. I wanted to finish pissing in Kelly's tight ass. Sharon shoved my cock back in her daughter's ass and I finished pissing in it.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKK!! I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PISS IN MY ARSE JAMESSSSS!!" Kelly screamed out. Sharon sucked my big, plump balls as I filled her daughter's ass with piss. It leaked out and Sharon licked it up happily. Kelly rode my cock in her ass so fucking hard, slamming her ass down on my thighs. She squirted twice in a row... Her mom sucking her sexy pussy clean, catching every drop in her sexy mouth, sucking that pussy like the thirsty, nasty slut she is. "FUCKKKKKK!! CUM IN MY PUSSY JAMES... I WANT YOU TO KNOCK ME UP."

Sharon pulled my cock out of Kelly's ass and sucked it ravenously. She sucked most of it in and licked it all as she sucked. Her head bobbed up and down so fucking awesomely fast. I was close and she knew it. Sharon pulled me out of her mouth and shoved my throbbing, big fucking cock up her daughter's slutty pussy. Kelly slammed her pussy up and down on it so fucking hard and fast. She squirted again and I BLASTED her cunt with my cream, pushing all the way up it, pumping her pussy full. "SHIT, I FEEL IT MUMMY... He's getting me pregnant! FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Sharon sucked my balls as I filled her daughter's twat. I pulled out and Sharon sucked me clean, jerking my cock fast, sucking out every drop of jizz.

"Mmmmmmm, the best jizz ever!!" Sharon smiled around my cock, sucking me dry. I pulled Kelly back to me and sucked her tits, alternating side to side.

I get a text from Shannon. It said, "found him." She sent me pictures her riding of some random dude, reverse cowgirl, with his cock up her ass. I smiled. She was too. Another one was her getting butt slammed doggy style by the guy. Another text said, "found him at the grocery store. He took me to a hotel and paid me $500. Love you James." Like I said earlier... I dig Shannon.

Kelly paid me $25,000. She may be one of my hoes, but I get paid to get women pregnant. Sharon paid me another $25,000 also. She paid me also for knocking up her daughter. She paid half as a present. Before they left I pissed on both of their faces in the shower. They both love it and so do I. They took turns sucking me clean. I fucked Kelly's ass again too...in the shower. Sharon pissed on Kelly's face and I pissed in Sharon's mouth again, after I came in Kelly's ass.

The next morning, I met up with the Tweeds. "Hey there handsome." Shannon greeted me with a big kiss and hug. Did you like my pics I sent you?"

"Yes, you filthy slut. My filthy slut." We laughed.

"Yes I am James. I'm your filthy slut daddy. Mmmmmmmm." We kissed. I slapped and squeezed her thick, mature ass.

"Ok you two, break it up. Let's get going." Tracy smarted off. I smacked her ass. She jumped, looked back at me and blew me a kiss, smiling sexy. I pulled her back to me and we had a nice three way kiss.

We headed out to Palm Springs. We took a limo. Shannon, true to her word, sucked me off on the way there. My cock was wedged down her throat while Tracy and Sophie watched. Shannon deepthroated me and rubbed my balls. Tracy played with Sophie's big tits, through her thin, white top. I could see her nipples... she wasn't wearing a bra. I grabbed Shannon's hair and fucked her throat, her saliva pouring out all over my cock and balls.

I motioned for Sophie to come over. She did and we kissed. I played with her big tits while her mom took my throat fucking. Sophie has gorgeous lips and I kissed her for a couple of minutes. Tracy crawled over and sucked my balls. I pulled Sophie's top up and hungrily sucked on her big, natural jugs. Her beautiful, hard nipples tasted so good. I sucked them hard, pulling them and letting them snap back. I sucked her big tits in deep, stuffing as much of them in my mouth as possible. She held my head to her impressive chest, moaning lustfully and playing with my brown hair.

Shannon and Tracy sucked my cock and balls wonderfully, slobbering all over them, sucking them hard, licking every inch. I grunted and Sophie leaned down. I came in Shannon's mouth. She swallowed the first blast, then pulled me out of her mouth and the three sexy woman shared the rest. I came on all of their outstretched tongues and in all of their open, cum hungry mouths. They sucked every drop out. They kissed and shared my cum, letting it hang from their mouths. They sucked it back in slowly, looking at me, smiling and swallowed it all down. They took turns sucking my cock dry and sucking my balls too. I just groaned and grinned, loving it all.

We got to Palm Springs and went to our rooms. I shared a suite with Shannon... she asked me too. Shannon and Tracy went for a massage, while Sophie sat we on the edge of the bed and fucked my cock with her big tits. She wrapped them around my cock as I watched. She pumped them on my manmeat so blazing fast. They felt awesome, so big, so soft. I pulled her nipples and smiled, shaking them as she worked my cock with those big ass jugs. Sophie sucked my head, looking right at me as she pumped those tits on my twitching cock. It felt so good. She sucked my head faster, my precum pouring into her mouth. I groaned and blasted my cum into her mouth. Sophie smiled around my cock sucking down every creamy drop of nut I pumped into her sexy mouth. She looked at me with those beautiful eyes while I dumped my load onto her tongue. Damn, she turned me on.

I fucked her tits again. I pumped them this time, smacking them, squeezing them roughly while she moaned happily, smiling so sexy at me, blowing me kisses. I pummeled those big naturals for 20 minutes and finally covered them with my jizz. I painted them with my creamy nut. Sophie jerked my cock, getting it all out. We both took pictures... Sophie smiling and giving a peace sign in her cum covered titty selfie. She sucked me clean again. We showered and fucked. I thumped her pussy and ass doggy style in the shower. She squirted six times. I pumped her pussy full of jizz. We kissed and soaped up. I spent a lot of time on those gorgeous D cup tits and her sweet, bald pussy too. I got her to cum two more times while I played with her pussy and bathed her.

We met up with Shannon and Tracy and had dinner. I pulled Shannon's tits out of her plunging neckline, white top. Our waiter couldn't stop staring. Shannon acted like nothing was different. "How much money do you have on you?" I asked the staring waiter.

"Ummm... Like $200, I think, sir."

"Ok, give it to Shannon and she and Sophie will suck you off."

He was totally shocked. He thought about it, wondering if it was real. He finally got the money and reached his hand out to Shannon, giving her the money. She smiled at me and took it, handing it to me. "Well Sophie... looks like we're gonna suck some dick for dessert." Shannon said smiling. Sophie laughed and got up. She and her mom took the waiter to the bathroom and got down to business.

Tracy came over and sat in my lap, facing me. She pulled my cock out and slid it up her pussy. She was wearing a skin tight and very short, light blue mini dress. It was open in the front so she was showing big time cleavage. She was wearing light blue stripper pumps too. I pulled her big tits out and sucked them. Her sweet milk exploded into my mouth. I sucked it out happily, swallowing down every drop. Tracy moaned lustfully, the other diners were staring, some cheering us on. Tracy smiled at the attention. She hugged my head to her big tits and rode my cock hard.

I rubbed her clit and sucked those big, soft melons so damn hard. I left tit hickeys on them. I sucked her milk out greedily, loving the taste. She bounced so fast and hard on my cock, squirting all over it three times. I kept rubbing her clit and sucking her big, natural tits. I pulled my head back, kissing her, then I watched her as she rode me with lustful intensity. The table shook... her hands were on it. I watched her ride me happily, grinning wide, licking her lips, moaning so loud. She squirted again. I came hard up her milf pussy, pumping my load in there, my cock twitching and shooting out my creamy nut. She got off of me and knelt down, sucking every last creamy drop out of my cock, looking up at me, grinning so big around my cock, moaning her approval of the taste of my jizz. Tracy kissed my cock, when she was finished and sat back in her chair, smiling at me. "Thank you for dessert baby." She said, blowing me a kiss. I just smiled back.

Shannon and Sophie came back and sat down. Shannon smiled and handed me $2000. "He didn't last long, but we ran into a rich guy that wanted a bj, so there you go sweetheart." She shook her eye brows at me and rubbed my cock through my pants. We finished eating and got on the elevator to go back upstairs. The elevator guy kept staring at Sophie. He was a younger guy, probably 20 or 21. I pulled her top up and showed him her tits. He almost fell in the floor. I pulled and shook her perfectly shaped, smooth nipples hard, teasing him. "$250 and you can fuck her tits...$20,000 if you wanna cum though... Just joking. It's $250" Me and the girls laughed. He just stared, with his goofy stare.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah dude... I'm a pimp. I don't joke about sex or money... even though technically, I just did."

He pulled out the money and Shannon took it. She handed it to me and Sophie walked over to him, rubbing his cock in his pants. She stopped the elevator. She dropped to her knees and pulled his cock out. She smacked it on her big tits and wrapped them around it. He fucked her tits fast. Shannon and Tracy bent over. I pulled up their mini dresses and took turns, pussy thumping them doggy style. Their big mature tits hung down and jiggled wildly as I smacked their asses and drilled up their pussies, alternating between them. They both screamed in ecstasy, kissing passionately. The elevator guy stared at them and pounded Sophie's big, natural tits. They shook wildly as he hammered between them. He didn't lost long. He grunted loud, cumming on her tits. Sophie jerked his cock and rubbed it all over her awesome jugs.

I slammed up Tracy hard and fast... Then up Shannon's pussy, drilling it all the way in and out, smacking her smooth, toned mature ass. I pulled out and they both turned around, kneeling in front of me. I came in both of their mouths. Sophie watched, licking her lips. She loves my cum. Shannon and Tracy sucked me totally dry, getting very creamy drop out, kissing and swallowing it all down. I let loose and pissed on their faces. The elevator guy stared in shock. I laughed.

Tracy and Shannon held their mouths wide open and their tongues out. I pissed in their mouths and pulled out, covering their faces and hair. Sophie came over and I pissed on her face again. She shoved my cock in her mouth and swallowed the last of my piss. I smiled at the elevator guy. The ladies sucked me clean and put my cock back in my pants. They got up and fixed their clothes. Sophie walked over, smiled at the elevator guy and started the elevator back. He didn't say a word, just stared. We got off the elevator and Sophie waved at him, "bye." She smiled at him and we went back to our rooms.

We had a fun weekend. Shannon and I fucked our brains out in our suite. I fucked Tracy and Sophie all weekend too. Shannon woke me up each day with a tit fuck and blowjob. She swallowed so much of my cum she probably gained 10 pounds. I fucked Sophie's ass several times. She loves it. I ate ice cream and whatever else I could find... food wise... from their plusses and asses. I drank champagne out of their pussies. We all did. We had a champagne pussy drinking contest... I won. Shannon paid me $50,000 to impregnate Sophie. I fucked her for three hours, cumming in her four times. Shannon sucked me clean and took it up the ass for an hour. Tracy pissed in Shannon's mouth and vice versa. Shannon pissed in Sophie's mouth and vice versa. They all sucked off other guys at the resort. I made $17,000 for the weekend. It's aways fun... Pimpin' The Tweeds.