Sydney Sweeny's Signature Fleshlight™
By: Allan Smithee
Sydney Sweeny was the first of many celebrities to get a signature Fleshlight. It was controversial at the time, but once the checks rolled in and she kept getting acting work, the there was a flood of other celebrities rushing to get their name on a silicone pussy. There were some holdouts. Feminists who found it degrading, old stock celebrities who thought they were too good for it and new generation celebrities who saw it as selling it out. Don't get me wrong, a lot of celebs made a lot of money, but no one did it as well as Sydney Sweeny. Sydney succeeded the way she always succeeded, by going the extra mile.
When Sydney's Fleshlight started being rumored on the news, people didn't believe it. Sure, she was known for doing nudity, and being sexual but surely, she wouldn't do this. She had money, she had fame, why would she ruin her career. Once it was confirmed, people rolled their eyes, people called it desperate and pathetic. Tabloids started saying she was losing her job and that she wasn't going to have a future in film. Yet she persisted.
The tide shifted with the first ad campaign. It was subtle at first. Sydney in a bikini holding up the Fleshlight, Sydney holding it up to her mouth, with her tongue out. "Try me out," "almost as good as the real thing" and "relax and unload".
Then the pre-orders started rolling in, suddenly she was a genius. Millions of dollars in pre-sales in the first few days. Her ads just kept getting sluttier and sluttier.
Her pretty blue stared deep into the camera. It's a tight shot of her face and her Fleshlight, pink and soft. A small trail of lube leaking out.
"You've seen most of me; now see the rest." (a tagline was born),
her manicured index finger slowly sliding in and out of her perfect silicone pussy.
"And unlike me, you can touch this." She said, smiling.
Her finger sliding in and out slowly at first, but then increasing with speed.
"it's almost as good as the real thing... maybe better." Sydney blew a kiss to the camera, before it fades black.
within a few months millions of dudes had nutted in a silicone replica of Sydney Sweeny.
A few months in, sales started to dip, and she did something that was extreme, even for her. She gave a live demonstration with an "Amateur" model. The censored version was on YouTube. They tried to paywall the full uncensored video, but it inevitably ended up on the Tube sites. She did make a killing before then. After getting her fans to pay for an ad, it was one of her smartest movies. Her fan base did have a major boomer contingent.
The video was shot like an infomercial. Bright lights in the kitchen. Sydney is in tight American flag micro bikini. Her hair was blonde, her makeup made her blue doe eyes look even bigger. Her plump pink lips rested in a pout. Her nails were manicured, and her feet were pedicured. She wore tall heels.
"Hello boys." She started.
"My name is Sydney Sweeny. I am a model, actress, I am 26, 5'4, 34DD, all natural and I wear a size 7.5 shoes, for those who are into that. I am here to demonstrate my favorite creation, the Sydney Sweeny Signature Fleshlight™. She picked it up, and the black case looked particularly big in her small hands. It's supposed to look like a flashlight, but let's be honest, unless you're trying to light up stadium, no one has a flashlight this big."
"The front screws off and reveals, a perfect replica, of my, Perfect. Pink. Pussy." she said putting emphasis on each word.
"Now a lot of the less credible brands, slap a face on the box, make a generic fuck sleeve and call it a day, but I wouldn't stand for it." She spoke.
"But mine, is an exact replica of my pussy, manifested in medical grade silicone.
"This is a replica of my vulva. This is my clitoris, a little bit big, I know, but I was really horny when my fiancé was putting the mold on me. It's not too deep, just like my pussy and that makes it enjoyable for men of all sizes. Now, the real difference between fucking this, and fucking my pussy, is that if you were fucking my pussy, it would be very wet."
She picks up a small bottle of lube.
"This is my all natural, pussy scented lube, and you pour in a generous amount inside of me." She said as she poured it.
"Now, the ones we are going to be using have already been pre warmed, on my official, Fleshlight warmer, making it extra comfy for your hardon." She bites her lip as she rubs the rubber vulva.
"To be honest, I'm getting pretty horny, and I hope you are too, and I think we can both agree it's time for a demonstration."
It cuts black for a moment before cutting back to the same kitchen, the background blurry. This time a nervous looking young man sits on a transparent plastic kitchen chair. He is naked, his average sized semierect cock lay against his thigh. His face is blurred.
"Welcome back boys." Sydney starts, with a big toothy smile.
"This young man is going to be my test subject. Test subject, please introduce yourself."
"My name is Kyle; I am 18 years old."
"Nice to meet you, Kyle. Are you excited for today."
He nodded.
She rubbed Kyle's chest as she spoke.
"Do you like having your chest rubbed."
He nodded; his breath was heavy.
"You're so nervous, what have you never been jerked off by a movie star?"
They both laughed. She licked her lips.
"No, you haven't? What about fucking a Fleshlight on camera."
He shook his head again.
"Do you like having your nipples with, she asked as she rubbed his bare chest.
"Yeah."
She gentle pinched his nipples "you're not bad looking are you, nice body." She said.
"Your breathing, very heavy, you must be pretty nervous"
he nodded.
