Tape #1 - Rashida Jones.
Birth: February 25, 1976
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 128 lbs
Breast size: 32 B
When my dear friend Mark Goldberg told me that he had acquired the rights to a peculiar Japanese work that we watched multiple times during our youth, I was truly surprised.
Mark has always been an extremely rich guy and used to spend a lot of the family money on useless things. I believe that, if it weren't for his extraordinary ability to make more money than he spends, his parents would have ended his elegy a long time ago.
As his best and longest-standing friend, I have always benefited from his fortune. You may not believe me when I say that I became friends with him not because of the money. Okay, even though it was true, I forgave you for your lack of faith in humanity.
At least, I ask that you believe a little when I say that he is simply one of the best human beings I have ever met in my entire life.
Be that as it may, I was quite surprised the moment my longtime friend told me that not only had he spent an unbelievable amount of money to secure ownership of a forgotten Tokusatsu film, but I would also be responsible for casting it.
As a fan of Japanese productions, I am well aware of the problems that arise when these works arrive in the West. Speaking of tokusatsu itself, it's always good to remember the tragedy that the American Shit Rangers are.
And what's worse, some "fans" claim that such rubbish from Saban (it now belongs to Hasbro, but damn it) is as good as oriental productions.
Anyway, I have to admit that for some reason that even I can't explain, the name Rashida Jones was the first name that came to my mind when I knew that I would need to select three different women as the parents of brave female police officers.
Despite being an actress who essentially consolidated her career with comic productions, Rashida was particularly impressive during the script reading process. She really impressed me with how convincing she was in the story's most dramatic moments.
However, I had a big problem on my hands.
"You did spectacularly well, Mrs. Jones," I always believed that a compliment was always useful before delivering bad news.
"But?"