Issue Three: Double the Fun
Peter had been right about the tape. They had created a web site providing some seductive teaser shots of Mary Jane and an order form for the tape, priced at twenty bucks a piece. The sales immediately went through the roof. MJ canceled all her modeling and acting gigs, not just because they didn't need the money, but because she needed more time to make copies of the tape and mail them out. This new job had turned out to be more work then she had imagined. Now, instead of Peter being too busy for her, they were both too busy for each other.
Mary Jane leaned back in the chair she was sitting in and sighed, running a hand through her long red hair. "God, Peter... this is getting old. All we do now is copy the same old tape. I used to have fun watching it... it got me so horny. Now I'm just bored with it."
Peter nodded from another chair. He was looking over the sales on the computer. "I know what you mean. The sales seem to be going down, too. There has to be some easier way to do this."
"Let's just hire somebody to do this for us," MJ suggested. "It's not like we don't have enough money now. Hell, we could buy a much bigger place and hire someone else to copy the tapes and we'd be set."
"But who would we get to do that?" Peter asked. "It's one thing to sell the tapes to total strangers who we never have to meet, but to have someone we know watching it... that would feel kind of strange."
"So get someone we know and trust enough that it doesn't matter," Mary Jane said simply.
"Who?" Peter asked, stumped.
A devilish smile crossed Mary Jane's face. "Who else? Ben. You two are practically identical anyway. Why not?" Her smile turned into a grin. "And I just got an even better idea."
"And what's that?" Peter said, smiling a little himself.
"We could make a new tape..." she said, pausing for a few moments before going on. "With Ben... as Scarlet Spider."
Peter didn't seem too enthusiastic. "I don't know..."
"Come on, tiger," MJ said, giving him a wink. "It'll be fun."
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The tape started on top of a building, with Spider-Man and Scarlet Spider sitting side by side. Scarlet turned to Spidey, annoyed.
"Dammit, S-Man," he said. "How come we couldn't have banged that cute blond we saved? She was totally willing to bang the both of us."
"Because," Spidey replied. "If we start banging all the cute girls we save, we'll start to get a reputation for it. It could have nasty consequences."
"Yea, but now I'm stuck with a raging hard on and nothing to do with it," Scarlet countered, rubbing his visibly hard crotch.
Spider-Man was silent for a little bit before speaking again. "I know some place we could go. She's much hotter then that blond."
"What, like a hooker?" Scarlet sounded unsure. "I dunno, man. I don't want to get any kinda diseases or anything."
Spidey shook his head. "No, she's totally clean. Anyway, she only does super heroes. I've been going to her regularly for about a month now."
"Really?" Scarlet said, starting to sound interested. "So who is this chick? She any good in bed? I guess she must be if you keep going back."
He nodded. "She's great in bed. A real animal. And her name's Mary Jane."
Scarlet Spider was shocked. "Mary Jane Watson? The chick who does all that modeling and acting?"