I worked as a cameraman for this movie called "Youth," from Italian director Paolo Sorrentino. If you haven't heard of it, check it out. It's pretty good, if only because the casting director was evidently great at their job. Sir Michael Caine, Harvey Keitel, Rachel Weisz, and Paul Dano were all in this movie, along with Jane Fonda and a bunch of other actors in minor supporting roles.
But there was this one supporting actress who absolutely astonished me: a Romanian dish by the name of Madalina Ghenea
I had passing knowledge of her previous work - modeling, commercials, and a few minor acting roles I hear she did well. But I've been kicking myself for not knowing about her sooner because, holy crap, this woman is gorgeous.
It's kind of a shame she was only in the movie for three scenes, because those were my favorite parts of making the movie.
Her character's a Romanian woman who won the Miss Universe pageant, the prize for which was a trip to the health spa and resort where Sir Michael Caine, Harvey Keitel, and all the other actors' characters were staying. I personally never bothered to do any research as to whether this was actually what the prize was for winning the Miss Universe pageant, but whatever. Oh, and her character also wants to pursue an acting career. I know, Madalina Ghenea playing a Romanian model who wants to get into acting. What's next? Tori Kelly playing a painfully shy singing competition contestant?
Anyway, her first scene was this sort of dream sequence. Sir Michael Caine would amble along a really narrow walkway in a dimly lit room, and coming from the other direction would be Madalina in her Miss Universe get-up, sash and all. I cannot applaud the costume designer enough for somehow convincing Madalina to wear an outfit that showed off as much skin as it did, because as I said, this woman is gorgeous. The scene involved Madalina and Sir Michael Caine crossing the walkway towards each other from opposite ends of this giant room, then they'd meet in the middle, shuffle past each other, and keep on walking. I had a friend in college who said their favorite subject was art because they could paint naked or otherwise scantily-clad women and get praise for it. That's the same reason I love this job. Getting that shot where they shuffle past each other was enjoyable for me because having Madalina try to walk past Sir Michael Caine on a narrow walkway was as good an excuse as any to get a close-up of her incredible rack. And in that shot where Madalina keeps walking after getting past Sir Michael Caine, the camera follows her from behind for a few seconds. See, on the first take I was so entranced by her ass as she put her modeling experience to good use that I just kept the camera rolling for as long as I could get away with before Sorrentino yelled "Cut!"
That turned out to be somewhere between 10 and 15 seconds, but it felt like forever because I kept wanting to zoom in on her ass (I'm an ass man, you see). The only reason I didn't was that I had to keep telling myself that the other people on set would definitely catch on. And when I say I had to keep telling myself that, I mean that I was repeatedly whispering to myself, "Don't zoom in on her ass. Don't zoom in on her ass." I tried to be quiet enough so the rest of the crew couldn't hear me, which was a little difficult since the room where the scene was set had the kind of acoustics that made it so noises could be very easily echoed. The good news is that the crew didn't hear me; the bad news is that Madalina did.
When we finished shooting that day, I was packing up my equipment. I had the Pixies playing from my MP3 player, which was connected to a speaker I put on a shelf that happened to be on the wall. My back was turned to the only entrance into the room when I heard from behind me a voice with a very strong European accent say, "Excuse me."
I was kneeling on the ground at the moment, so when I turned my head, I saw Madalina standing over me like a guardian angel.
I promptly stood up, turned off the music, and asked, "Hey, what's up?"
Maintaining eye contact with her was a bit strange for me. It wasn't that I was trying to look at her boobs without her noticing, although she does have an amazing rack. The thought didn't occur to me then to even consider it, because I didn't have any trouble with looking her in the eyes. The two beautiful, humbling, dark brown eyes that pulled me in like a dog leash.
"I just wanted to know if something went wrong earlier."
"No," I assured her. "Everything was fine. What makes you think something went wrong?"
"You were talking to yourself while you were operating the camera."
"You heard that?"
"I couldn't understand all that you were saying, but yes, I did hear you."
"I'm sorry," I said, putting on the best possible effort I could to make it look like I wasn't trying to ogle her with the camera. "It's something of a habit I have."
"It's fine. But you could have asked me first."
"Yeah, I know. I- uh, sorry?"
She then took a step closer to me, with a look on her face like she had just read my diary. I had heard people say she looks uncannily like Sophia Loren, and at that moment I realized they were absolutely right.
"You know I had a modeling career once, right? I can tell when I get a man's 'attention'."
"W-well," I sputtered nervously, "I-I'm sorry, but... can you, uh, really blame me?"
The corners of her mouth rose up, in an almost teasing manner.
"Actually, yes."
She spoke that phrase slowly, and as she continued speaking she placed her hand upon my stomach and rubbed it slowly against me. Now I'm sure she's teasing me.
"But only because you were impatient about it."
Madalina held my face in her other hand, then turned my head slightly to the side as she stood on her toes and reached her mouth to my ear. The texture of her skin reminded me of a security blanket like the one that kid from the Peanuts comic used: it was soft, and it probably felt great to have next to you while you're sleeping.
"I know you want me."
She whispered, and it took all the effort in the known universe to keep myself from getting hard right then and there.
Madalina continued, "If you could restrain yourself a little better, I'll make it worth your trouble."
She resumed standing in a normal posture.
"Deal?" she held out her hand to me, once again speaking at regular volume.
"Deal," I promptly grabbed her hand and shook on it.
At that point, she gave me a single nod before turning around and heading off, leaving me to reflect on how taking this job was the best decision I ever made.