(Fictional story)
It had been about two months since Penny had attended (performed was more like it) one of Wil Wheaton's celebrity Dungeon & Dragons game nights. Although she had a great time, at least what she remembered, Wil had not invited her back and she just assumed they had moved on from her, or found someone else to play. She was in her office (wow, she had her own office) at Zangen where she was a pharmaceutical sales representative, trying to match her clients with the available drug lists when her cell phone rang.
"Hello, Penny...it's Wil," she heard Wheaton's voice.
"Oh hi Wil, it's been a while...how are you," she answered.
"Good thanks," he began, "I'm late for a Professor Proton taping, but I needed to ask you a favor. I know it's short notice, but Kevin Smith just bowed out of tonight's D & D game and I was wondering if you would be interested in filling in. Before you ask; yes Manganiello will be there, and he said something about bringing a friend. Oh, and I was thinking maybe you could bring Bernadette, I know she plays."
Immediately excited about seeing Joe Manganiello again, Penny replied, "I guess I could get away. Leonard and Sheldon will be busy because it's restock-the-medicine-cabinet night, and Bernadette should be free because Raj and Howard have their so-called band practice. Amy is busy in her lab and has to watch one of her monkeys for twenty four hours. So I guess you can count me in; and I'm pretty sure Bernie will join me."
"Yeah...yeah,that's great," Will replied, obviously annoyed at all the unnecessary details.
"Is it at Shatner's house," Penny inquired.
"I think so," Wil responded, "there are still some details to be worked out. I'll pick you up outside your apartment building. Sorry but I gotta go now. Thanks." He hung up so quickly that Penny didn't get a chance to answer. Penny walked down the hall to Bernadette's plush office and presented her with the proposition.
"Wait...Manganiello is the guy from Magic Mike...the one you showed me the picture of, right," Bernadette asked, her eyes widening.
"Yep," Penny confirmed, "and he's really nice."
"Yeah, yeah," Bernadette said, "who cares about that...he's dreamy. Hell yes, I'm in. What should I wear?"
"Oh just something comfy. I'm wearing leggings," Penny told her. She never told Bernadette about how her first celebrity Dungeons & Dragons game had turned into a celebrity gang-bang, and figured now wasn't the time to confess. It seemed far more prudent to just let the night play out, however it may. There was no guarantee that this would be something more than just a game night. They just planned on telling their husbands that since they were busy, they would have a girl's night out.
Penny made sure to take a nice long shower; shaving everything nice and smooth, just in case; and washing her hair in her favorite strawberry scented shampoo. She put on a tiny totally transparent purple thong and matching bra; she didn't want Leonard noticing that she wasn't wearing one. Her ubiquitous black leggings and a button up shirt and she was good to go. She wanted to wear her "hooker" heels, but decided not to because she didn't want to tower over Bernadette. When she met her friend downstairs, Bernadette was wearing similar clothing. "I'm not sure I've ever seen you not wearing a dress or skirt," Penny proclaimed, "you look really nice."
"Yeah, I had to buy these from the Girls Section," Bernadette admitted, "they're a little tight in the butt...good thing the shirt hangs low."
As they were talking, Wil's car drove up to the curb and they got in. "Hey Penny ...Bernie...I don't know if Penny told you but you have to put these blindfolds on so you don't know the location of the star's house. There's been a change of venue: Manganiello invited a friend, and he in turn invited us to have the game at his house."
"So who's the friend," Bernadette wanted to know.
"Have you heard of Idris Elba," Wil asked.
"Idris Elba," they both screamed. "Oh...my...God," Penny yelled, "you mean we're going to be playing Dungeons & Dragons with two of People magazine's Sexiest Men Alive...and I had to choose today to wear a bra."
"Way ahead of you sister," Bernadette replied as she performed that mysterious female procedure where they draw their arms inside their shirts and slip the bra off without removing the shirt and then pull it out through the arm-hole. As soon as Penny saw what her friend was doing, she followed suit.
"Hey, I'm going to be there too," Wil announced, acting hurt, "now put those blindfolds on." Wil smiled slyly, because the blindfolds also kept them from seeing him stare at their bouncing and wobbling breasts the whole trip. Wil plugged his phone's earpiece into his ear so the girls couldn't hear the GPS directions to Elba's home. After about a half hour, they could feel the car pull over and come to a stop and Wil announced, "we're not there yet, but we're in Calabassas and I thought you might like to see Britney Spears home."
They eagerly flipped off the blindfolds and were disappointed when all they could see was a long winding driveway that disappeared around a large hill, behind a huge gate. "Real funny," Penny remarked when she saw him grinning.
"Yeah...you suck," Bernadette added as they readjusted the blindfolds.
The next time the car came to a stop, Bernadette and Penny whipped off their blindfolds in a flash and both their mouths formed an "O" as they stared at the mansion. Elba himself answered the door and they were nearly speechless as their host warmly greeted them, "hi Wil; this must be Bernadette and Penny," and held out his hand. Wil shook hands but when the girls tried to do the same, Elba deftly turned their hands over and kissed the backs. "You are both so charming; thanks for coming," he told them. His thick British accent melted them as they attempted to respond. "Let me show you around," he suggested, "Kareem, Joe and Bill are already here and waiting in the game room."