Lois Lane: Man of Plastic (and D-Cell Batteries)
Set during the time of the Lois Lane/Clark Kent/Superman "love triangle," the Man of Steel's would-be girlfriend gets lonely one late night at the Daily Planet offices ...
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As one of the Daily Planet's star reporters in Metropolis, Lois Lane lived the life of a busy career girl in the big city, and as with most women in a similar position, this had taken its toll on her relationships.
It was difficult for Lois to maintain any sort of relationship. Even though her editor, Perry White, was a much more understanding and compassionate employer than he pretended to be under all that sound and fury, her work schedule was still incredibly demanding, and many were the nights that she spent at the office, well after the rest of the world's regular working hours had long since concluded.
Another thing that she had in common with many working women in the modern world was a lack of any sort of worthwhile romantic companionship. Out of all the men whom she considered to be eligible (unlike a few of her girlfriends and acquaintances, Lois did not believe in going after married men), the only one whom she didn't feel was a total waste of her time was Lex Luthor.
Even Lex, however, was hardly the Prince Charming of whom she'd dreamed as a little girl - rich, powerful, intelligent, yes to all three. But not only was he nearly old enough to be her father, which was slightly unnerving in and of itself; there was also something just generally ... disquieting about Lex's manner, not anything that she could put her finger on, but still, it made her nervous on occasion.
Sad to say, Luthor was probably the most decent romantic companion she'd ever had, since Lois' entire life seemed to be a string of loser would-be boyfriends, dating back to the guy she'd lost her virginity to in high school; he'd made her feel pain, and not much else.
She'd kept telling herself that the next guy would be better than the last, that the one entering her life would actually take the time to attend to her needs, unlike all of the ones who had already exited her life. The unfortunate truth was, Lois was on the verge of hitting her thirties, and none of the men she'd dated had provided her with the least bit of physical pleasure.
But just because she'd never experienced an orgasm from sexual intercourse, that didn't mean Lois had never felt an orgasm - far from it. She had elected to resolve her frustrations in the manner of so many other busy career-oriented women, and had purchased a vibrator to deal with the need that none of her lovers had ever been able to satisfy.
Her first had been a plain white plastic rod, five inches long, obtained discreetly from the Lillian Vernon mail order catalog ... by resting it on her clit, and occasionally sliding it inside of her, Lois was able to get herself off, although the orgasms she experienced were never what she would classify as even remotely adequate.
