THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS FICTION
I'M THE NARRATOR FOR THIS SERIES. IT'S AN UPBEAT, FUN AND HAPPY, TALE OF LUST AND SEDUCTION BY THE BEST MILFS IN SUBURBIA. ENJOY.
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The very sexy and pretty fantastic Kathie Lee Gifford strolled leisurely down the street in her new, quaint, suburban neighborhood. It was a beautiful day, the birds were chirping, everyone was happy and Kathie Lee looked so fucking hot, her fantastic tits that I wanna..."Hey Dick, stick to the story." (Clearing my throat.) Sorry everyone, I got distracted...Where was I?...Oh Yeah...Kathie Lee strolled casually, smiling, through her new neighborhood. She waved at everyone and blew kisses to all the guys that ogled her and drooled over her, in her thin, white tank top and even thinner, white pants, with no bra or panties on. Amazing what see through clothing will get you.
She stopped at the market at the end of the street and went in. Jimmy, the 18 year old, fruit and vegetable guy, stared open mouthed at our sultry star. She smiled at him, walked over and picked up two rather large melons. She innocently asked Jimmy, "are these nicer than my melons?" Jimmy's jaw dropped, as Kathie Lee shook her amazing tits at him. "Come young man, I think we should "talk" in private." She took his hand and led him to the back. She immediately pulled out his thick cock, dropped to her knees and gave Jimmy the best blowjob, the only blowjob, he has ever had.
She licked his thick, precum oozing cock all over, winking at him. She licked his pee hole happily, lapping up all that salty man juice. She bit his cock head softly, looking right at him and sucked the head harder and harder she rubbed his balls and stroked his cock with rapid speed. "AYE, AH, OH, UHHHHHHHHH!!" Jimmy grunted and shot a huge glob of sweet cream into Kathie Lee's mouth. She happily swallowed it all. She pulled her top up, exposing her natural beauties and wrapped them around his cock. "Fuck my titties baby, mama wants some more cream." He fucked her amazing tits, with those thick hard nipples, smiling big. She licked his cock head, as it popped out, lapping up more salty sweetness from his thick meat hammer.