This is the true story on how the famous red-haired actress Lindsey Lohan got dumped by her boyfriend That's 70's Show Wilmer Valderrama. This story contains graphic and explicit content not suitable for readers under 18.
The star of Mean Girls and Teenage Drama Queen Lindsey Lohan just arrived on the set of That's 70's Show to have lunch with her boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama who plays Fez on the show. As she entered the studio, Wilmer was just rehearsing some of his scenes. Wilmer spotted Lindsey wearing a tight white tank top with her bra very visible and tight fitting blue jeans that made her ass stand out.
As Wilmer greeted his girlfriend, his co-star and friend Ashton Kutcher just walked on the set, not being notice by anyone. He hid behind the bleachers, watching Lindsey and Wilmer talking.
"Oh man! Lindsey Lohan. Boy is she sexy. I remember getting a nice warm hug from her after she got punked on my show last year. Man those breasts felt so warm and soft hidden in that blue fuzzy sweater she had on. Man what I wouldn't do to get a piece of her ass right now," Ashton said to himself.
Ashton Kutcher is known for pulling pranks on celebrities on his hit MTV show called Punk'ed. He's also in a high profiled relationship with actor Bruce Willis's wife, actress Demi Moore.
"I loved Demi but damn. She's no Lindsey Lohan. Plus her pussy has been beat up by so many other actors. I need some new pussy. Some young and virgin pussy. Some of Lindsey's pussy," Ashton plotted to himself with a huge wicked grin on his face.
"I'm sorry Lindsey but I really need to finish these scenes. Would you be willing to wait an hour or two until I have finished? I promise I'll be as quick as possible with my scenes so we can have our magical lunch together," Wilmer told Lindsey.
"Yeah. Sure. Take your time. I'll be waiting in your trailer," Lindsey responded with a disappointed tone.
"Thank you babe. You're such a wonder girlfriend;" Wilmer praised Lindsey and gave her a small peck on the forehead.
As Wilmer headed back onto the set, Ashton Kutcher ran up to Lindsey.
"Hey Lindsey!"
"Hey Ashton. I didn't see you come in. How are you doing?"
"I'm fine. What about you. How you doin?" Ashton replied mocking Friends star Matt LeBlanc's signature line.
"I could be much better but you know how acting life is," Lindsey said. "So how is everything with Demi?"
"Its all right I suppose," Ashton mumbled.
"What?" Lindsey questioned.
"It's great. Really great," Ashton said quickly rephrased his first answer.
"Oh? That's good."
"So how are Willy and you doing?"
"We're ok I guess. He seems to be more into his work lately then me," Lindsey responded.
"Well that's what happens when you play a close to be gay man on television," Ashton said.
"What?" Lindsey questioned with a dumbfounded look on her face.
"I said this season is really important for him as well as the rest of us," Ashton once again rephrasing. "Damn this bitch is dumber then a blond. So she could be easy to get into then."
"Will I must be going now. I'm supposed to wait for Wilmer in his trailer."
"How about I come and keep you company?" Ashton suggested.
"Sure if you're not busy?"
Without knowing, Wilmer's girlfriend secretly left off the set with his That's 70's Show co-star Ashton Kutcher. Ashton and Lindsey headed to Wilmer's trailer to continue their conversation and Ashton hoping for a little bit more action.
Once inside the trailer, Ashton and Lindsey sat down on Wilmer's pinkish couch and continued their conversation.
"Something seems to be bothering you Lindsey. Is everything all right?" Ashton asked.
"Yeah. But it's just Wilmer and I. He doesn't seem to be very interested in my looks but more of my fame."
"Will the only kind of guy I see passing you on is a gay man. I mean. Let's face it. Wilmer practically plays one on TV. Perhaps he tapped into his sexuality while being this character Fez," Ashton explained.
"So you think he's gay?" Lindsey questioned.
"I'm not saying I think he is. I know he is. If I was him. I would say screw work. I want to screw Lindsey."
"Awwwe. You're so cute. Demi is lucky to have a guy like you who doesn't just think about himself."
"Lindsey. Can I ask you some personal questions?"
"Sure."
"Now don't be offended or anything but has Wilmer and you done it?"
"Done what?"
"You know. Done it?"
"No. I don't know."
"The big S."
"The big S?"
"Yes. The big S!"
"Skiing?"
"No. Sex. Have Wilmer and you had sex?" Ashton asked frustrated.
"Oh. No. The only sexual conduct Wilmer and I have ever done was kiss," Lindsey responded shyly.
"Kiss? You have got to be kidding me?"
"Nope. Wilmer is not a sexual person. He told me that he and Jennifer Love Hewitt never done anything pass kissing either. That he's waiting for marriage to have sex I believe."
"What a fruit."
"Huh?"
"Wilmer must be gay if he didn't do anything with Jennifer Love Hewitt."
"Oh."
"A handjob or something. So what about those rumors about you having breasts implants?"
"Does it look like I had breasts implants?" Lindsey asked.
"Will I don't know Lindsey? In the Parent Trap. You were as flat as a board. Suddenly in Mean Girls, you had on that tight pink top walking down the hallway and those big hooters of yours were bobbing with every step," Ashton reminded Lindsey.
"I hit puberty late. What you like to feel them to see if I'm telling the truth?" Lindsey asked.
"I would be a gay man if I didn't say yes," Ashton responded.
Ashton reached over with both his hands and pressed his palms against Lindsey's big tits. He started squeezing her huge mounds through her top and bra. Lindsey herself was moaning slightly and enjoying the feel of a man's hands on her breasts. This would be the first time a man has ever felt her breasts.
"It's hard to time with the bra on thought Lindsey. You could be stuffing?" Ashton accused.
"Fine! I'll remove the bra."
Lindsey reached under her tank top and unclipped her bra straps. Ashton's eyes were getting wider with each movement getting closer and closer to seeing her beautiful breasts without the bra. Lindsey pulled the bra out from under her top and tosses it to the floor. Her big, pale breasts were huge grapefruits that continued to sit high on her chest without the bra. Lindsey's movements caused her breasts to sway back and forth inside her tank top.
Ashton felt his cock filling up the front of his jeans. He could see Lindsey's large areolas visible through her top and her nipples were poking through.
"Touch them now?" Lindsey suggested.
Ashton reached up and groped Lindsey's chest. Cupping her large orbs by the bottoms and squeezing them. Lindsey was moaning non-stop, which was music to Ashton's ears.
"Ohhh Ashton. Why can't Wilmer be just like you and not afraid to speak or do what's on his mind," moaned Lindsey.
"Because deep down inside, Wilmer is really gay," Ashton responded and continued to toy with Lindsey's huge breasts. "These things feel a lot better then Demi's."
Lindsey let out a small giggle and said "thank you." She looked down and saw a huge bulge in Ashton's pants. "Looks like I'm not the only one packing some large assets."
As Ashton bounced Lindsey's delicious breasts in his palms, Lindsey reached down and started squeezing Ashton's crotch. She started unzipping his jeans and his big white cock sprung out to her surprise.
"Good Jesus!" Lindsey said stunned.
This was Lindsey's first time seeing a big dick in person. She and her friends used to watch pornos and make fun of them.
"I forgot to mention. I don't wear underwear."