At their weekly family dinner, the rest of the Regan clan - Frank and Henry at the heads of the table, Jamie and Jenko on one side, and Nikki and her mother, Erin, on the other - were a bit surprised that Danny and Sean had called to tell them they couldn't make it.
"They said something popped up and they wouldn't be able to leave the house," Frank offered.
As the family ate, the conversation eventually turned to Nikki and her new life as a college student.
"How's school going, kid?" Henry asked his great-granddaughter.
"School's good. I'm hoping to make the Dean's List this semester," Nikki responded with pride.
"Good for you," Jamie said.
"Meet any cute boys yet?" Jenko said, with a smile.
"In that department, I'm not doing nearly as well," Nikki laughed.
"Really? That surprises me. I'd have thought you'd be beating them off with a stick," Jenko said, genuinely surprised that Nikki hadn't been going on many dates.
"Unfortunately, with how busy I am studying and volunteering at the law clinic, I guess I just haven't had the time to meet anyone. Then again, isn't that always the case for us Regans? I feel like involuntary celibacy is part of our DNA," Nikki said.
Nikki expected nods of agreement from everyone at the table - aside from Jamie and Jenko, the only married couple among them. In all her years of attending these family dinners, she'd never once seen or heard of her grandpa Frank's dating life, let alone her great-grandpa's. And she knew her own mother hadn't had many boyfriends since divorcing her dad.
"I wouldn't go that far, Nikki. It may come as a surprise to you, but I had a dalliance with a very beautiful woman not too long ago," Henry said, shooting a knowing glance in Jenko's direction that nobody aside from Jamie noticed. Under the table, Jenko reached over and gave her husband's dick a playful tug.
"Oh really?" Erin said, her interest piqued.
"You doubt me?" Henry asked.
"Not at all. In fact, I had a...what word did you use? A 'dalliance' myself recently," Erin said.
"Mom! What? When? With who?" Nikki said, shocked.
"Hey, hey...a gentleman never tells and neither does a lady," Frank chimed in.
"I guess that means it's just you and me, grandpa, the only two people here who aren't getting laid," Nikki said.
"Well...as a matter of fact..." Frank said.
"You too? Wow..." Nikki was amazed to learn that she, the youngest of the group, the one in college, the most free-spirited of everyone at that table, was also the only one who was in a dry spell.
"Aww, don't feel bad. I'm sure it's just a cold stretch," her mother said.
"And, hey, if you ever really need it, I'm sure Jamie can scratch that itch for you," Jenko joked before taking another bite of salad. Jenko said it in a light-hearted way, but there was a noticeable pause before anyone else said anything. Jamie especially looked sheepish.
"You'd really loan out your husband?" Nikki asked in disbelief.
"You'd really want to sleep with your uncle?" Jenko responded, equally surprised.
"I don't know...is he any good?" Nikki asked, essentially pushing the conversation and raising the stakes with each response. Jenko's competitive spirit wouldn't let Nikki get the last word.
"Oh, I think so. Great stamina. That means he can fuck for a long time. You ever have multiple orgasms, Nikki?" Jenko said, putting her fork down.
"Woah, woah - I'm...I'm not...I think maybe we should change the subject," Jamie said.
"What, Uncle Jamie? Am I not your type?" Nikki said, pouting her lips at her uncle. Henry, Frank, and Erin were so shocked at what was transpiring that they had stopped eating and become simply spectators.
"No...it's not that..." Jamie stammered.
"So, if it's not that, then you should do it. Consider this a 'hall pass,'" Jenko said. She had put her hand back on his cock. "Unless, of course, your niece here has cold feet."
Jenko gave a look to Nikki, expecting her to back down. Nikki wiped her mouth with her napkin and then dropped it on her plate. She was done eating. She got up from her seat.
"Is the living room fine, Jamie? I mean, there's a couch there," Nikki said. Jamie was aghast at what was unfolding. Jenko gave his dick another squeeze through his pants.
"The living room would be great. As a matter of fact, I think most of us are finished eating. We should all go," Jenko said. Jenko shot out of her chair, almost tearing Jamie's dick out of his pants. All three walked out of the dining room and into the nearby living room.
Left sitting at the table, Frank, Henry, and Erin were frozen.
"Uh...Erin, are you going to say something?" Frank asked.
"Listen. I learned long ago not to argue with Nikki. Whatever this is that's happening, it's going to happen one way or another," Erin said.
"So you're really going to let your kid brother have sex with your co-ed daughter?" Frank said. Erin gave no response, but the look on her face made it clear that she wasn't going to intervene.
"What about you, Francis? Are you going to try to stop this?" Henry said to his son.
"Hmm...I guess not. I mean, on what grounds would I? As Erin said, Nikki is an adult and Jamie...is also an adult...and it seems like Eddie is egging it on..." Frank said, confused by the whole ordeal.
"Well, if this is happening, I'm not missing it," Erin said, placing her napkin down and making her way towards the living room. Frank and Henry were not far behind.
When they reached the living room, they saw that Jamie had taken a seat on the couch. His pants were around his ankles, but his boxers were still on. Eddie sat in a chair nearby, a glass of scotch in her hand. Nikki had taken off her shirt, revealing her relatively small chest covered only in a simple pink bra. She was in the middle of unbuttoning her pants, lowering them to show a matching pair of pink panties.
"Love the matching ensemble," Jenko teased.
Nikki made a point of bending her ass over towards Jamie as she lowered her panties.
"Are you an ass man, Jamie? I know I've not got much in the tit department," Nikki joked, wiggling her butt at him. She then turned towards him, exposing a surprisingly thick bush of brown hair. She took off her bra as Jamie and Eddie stared.
"Well, I doubt grandpa keeps any lube in the house, so, Eddie, you mind helping me out?" Nikki said, walking over towards Jenko and then lying on the rug in front of where she was sitting.
"My pleasure," Jenko said, taking one last swig of scotch before getting on the floor too. Jenko crawled between Nikki's legs and immediately went to work, kissing her calves and inner thighs, her mouth making its way towards Nikki's hairy pussy. On the couch, Jamie's dick was getting harder by the second.
Jamie watched as Eddie buried her face between Nikki's legs. All the while, Nikki stared him straight in the eyes.
"Ooh, that feels good, Eddie," Nikki gasped. Nikki had experimented with a few girls before, but Eddie was better at eating pussy than any of them had been. Jamie couldn't believe his eyes as he watched his hot blonde wife munch his niece's cunt. He removed his boxers and began stroking his dick.
"Have you done this before, Eddie?" he asked.
Jenko looked up from between Nikki's thighs and said, "Once or twice in the academy."
"Keep going, Eddie...I wanna be nice and wet for your husband," Nikki said, grinding her pussy into Eddie's face. Eddie continued for the next few minutes, all the while Jamie watched with his fist around his dick.
Jenko sat up and crawled over Nikki, planting her with a dramatic kiss on the lips before moving away. Meanwhile, Jamie got down on the rug and positioned himself missionary-style on top of her.
"You sure you want this?" he asked. Nikki didn't respond with words. Instead, she reached up to his face and gave him a passionate kiss on the mouth. Jamie needed no more encouragement than that. He spat on his hand, gave his hard cock one last stroke, and pushed it into Nikki's tight little pussy. He humped her slowly at first, the same way his wife liked it.
Frank, Henry, and Erin watched, mouths agape, as Nikki got fucked hard and slow by her uncle. Jenko wiped off her mouth and walked over. She approached Frank, pushing her face towards his ear.
"You ready to fuck me, Commissioner Reagan?" she whispered, reaching down and grabbing his cock through his trousers.
He turned to her, not entirely surprised. Nothing could surprise him anymore. Not after the week he'd had.
"C'mon, let's go over to the couch," Jenko said, pulling him by the hand over to the couch just a few feet away from where Jamie and Nikki were fucking.
Jenko helped Frank unbutton his shirt and pants. As he finished disrobing, she pulled off the dress she was wearing and removed her bra and panties. She looked at Frank with pure lust and said, "Fuck me from behind, Frank, I want to keep watching the show."
Eddie bent over, her pussy lips already moist and swollen. Frank got behind her and shoved his dick in.
"You've got a nice cock, Commissioner," Eddie said, looking back at her father-in-law. This was the second time he'd heard that line in 2 days. Pretty good for an old-timer, he thought. He let Jenko take control, backing herself up towards him to take in his whole dick. He put both hands on her hips and started to fuck her slowly. He wanted to savor every second.
On the floor, Jamie was fucking away, thrusting his hips to give Nikki the fucking she needed. Jamie lowered his face every few thrusts to kiss Nikki on the mouth and stifle her heavy breathing.
