At their weekly family dinner, the rest of the Regan clan - Frank and Henry at the heads of the table, Jamie and Jenko on one side, and Nikki and her mother, Erin, on the other - were a bit surprised that Danny and Sean had called to tell them they couldn't make it.
"They said something popped up and they wouldn't be able to leave the house," Frank offered.
As the family ate, the conversation eventually turned to Nikki and her new life as a college student.
"How's school going, kid?" Henry asked his great-granddaughter.
"School's good. I'm hoping to make the Dean's List this semester," Nikki responded with pride.
"Good for you," Jamie said.
"Meet any cute boys yet?" Jenko said, with a smile.
"In that department, I'm not doing nearly as well," Nikki laughed.
"Really? That surprises me. I'd have thought you'd be beating them off with a stick," Jenko said, genuinely surprised that Nikki hadn't been going on many dates.
"Unfortunately, with how busy I am studying and volunteering at the law clinic, I guess I just haven't had the time to meet anyone. Then again, isn't that always the case for us Regans? I feel like involuntary celibacy is part of our DNA," Nikki said.
Nikki expected nods of agreement from everyone at the table - aside from Jamie and Jenko, the only married couple among them. In all her years of attending these family dinners, she'd never once seen or heard of her grandpa Frank's dating life, let alone her great-grandpa's. And she knew her own mother hadn't had many boyfriends since divorcing her dad.
"I wouldn't go that far, Nikki. It may come as a surprise to you, but I had a dalliance with a very beautiful woman not too long ago," Henry said, shooting a knowing glance in Jenko's direction that nobody aside from Jamie noticed. Under the table, Jenko reached over and gave her husband's dick a playful tug.
"Oh really?" Erin said, her interest piqued.
"You doubt me?" Henry asked.
"Not at all. In fact, I had a...what word did you use? A 'dalliance' myself recently," Erin said.
"Mom! What? When? With who?" Nikki said, shocked.
"Hey, hey...a gentleman never tells and neither does a lady," Frank chimed in.
"I guess that means it's just you and me, grandpa, the only two people here who aren't getting laid," Nikki said.
"Well...as a matter of fact..." Frank said.
"You too? Wow..." Nikki was amazed to learn that she, the youngest of the group, the one in college, the most free-spirited of everyone at that table, was also the only one who was in a dry spell.
"Aww, don't feel bad. I'm sure it's just a cold stretch," her mother said.
"And, hey, if you ever really need it, I'm sure Jamie can scratch that itch for you," Jenko joked before taking another bite of salad. Jenko said it in a light-hearted way, but there was a noticeable pause before anyone else said anything. Jamie especially looked sheepish.
"You'd really loan out your husband?" Nikki asked in disbelief.
"You'd really want to sleep with your uncle?" Jenko responded, equally surprised.
"I don't know...is he any good?" Nikki asked, essentially pushing the conversation and raising the stakes with each response. Jenko's competitive spirit wouldn't let Nikki get the last word.
"Oh, I think so. Great stamina. That means he can fuck for a long time. You ever have multiple orgasms, Nikki?" Jenko said, putting her fork down.
"Woah, woah - I'm...I'm not...I think maybe we should change the subject," Jamie said.
"What, Uncle Jamie? Am I not your type?" Nikki said, pouting her lips at her uncle. Henry, Frank, and Erin were so shocked at what was transpiring that they had stopped eating and become simply spectators.
"No...it's not that..." Jamie stammered.
"So, if it's not that, then you should do it. Consider this a 'hall pass,'" Jenko said. She had put her hand back on his cock. "Unless, of course, your niece here has cold feet."
Jenko gave a look to Nikki, expecting her to back down. Nikki wiped her mouth with her napkin and then dropped it on her plate. She was done eating. She got up from her seat.
"Is the living room fine, Jamie? I mean, there's a couch there," Nikki said. Jamie was aghast at what was unfolding. Jenko gave his dick another squeeze through his pants.
"The living room would be great. As a matter of fact, I think most of us are finished eating. We should all go," Jenko said. Jenko shot out of her chair, almost tearing Jamie's dick out of his pants. All three walked out of the dining room and into the nearby living room.
Left sitting at the table, Frank, Henry, and Erin were frozen.
"Uh...Erin, are you going to say something?" Frank asked.
"Listen. I learned long ago not to argue with Nikki. Whatever this is that's happening, it's going to happen one way or another," Erin said.
"So you're really going to let your kid brother have sex with your co-ed daughter?" Frank said. Erin gave no response, but the look on her face made it clear that she wasn't going to intervene.
"What about you, Francis? Are you going to try to stop this?" Henry said to his son.
"Hmm...I guess not. I mean, on what grounds would I? As Erin said, Nikki is an adult and Jamie...is also an adult...and it seems like Eddie is egging it on..." Frank said, confused by the whole ordeal.
"Well, if this is happening, I'm not missing it," Erin said, placing her napkin down and making her way towards the living room. Frank and Henry were not far behind.
