The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commercial enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody. No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story.
Author's Note - The characters in the story are based on those in the original comics (pre1985) and not any current versions.
All characters in sexual situations are 18+
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The tall, pretty brunette walked, full of confidence, into the office waiting room. It was a confidence that faded just a bit as she saw the long line of equally beautiful young women that had gotten there ahead of her. Walking up to the receptionist's desk, the twenty-five year old started to introduce herself to the older woman but was cut off as the seated blonde handed her a small handful of forms.
"Put your name on the waiting list, then have a seat and fill these out," she said, not even looking up from the magazine she was reading. "When it's time for your interview, they'll call you."
Not used to being ignored, the dark haired girl was about to say something, but then thought better of it. For better or worse, the woman behind the desk was the absolute master of her domain. Unless the brunette wanted her name to go on the bottom of the list, if not be lost entirely, the practical thing to do was just swallow the insult and do what she was told.
It was amazing how much information they wanted to know on a simple interview form, she thought. Especially since there was no guarantee that you would even get an interview. The television station had issued an open call to fill a spot on the early morning talk and news show, and it seemed like every out of work reporter or actress in the city had decided to try out for it. They had stressed that applicants need not be experienced. They were looking for someone fresh and new. Thinking she had faced far worse hurdles, the new arrival took out a pen from her purse and started to fill out the forms.
"A real bitch isn't she?" said the voice of the girl sitting next to her.
"Excuse me?" the brunette said, looking up from the forms she was filling out.
"The receptionist," the other girl, also a brunette, clarified. "There's no reason for her to be so rude. The way she's treating everyone makes you want to just pick her up and toss her out the window."
"Something like that," the first girl said, a smile filling her face as if she was enjoying a secret joke.
"My name's Mary," the second girl said. "Mary Bromfield."
"Linda Danvers," came the reply. "Nice to meet you.
"The same here," Mary said. "Have you been interested in television journalism long?"
"I took some courses in college," Linda answered, "but it was really my cousin who got me interested. He's a print journalist back east."
"That's interesting," Mary replied. "My kid brother is a radio reporter in the Midwest."
"Well maybe that'll be lucky for one of us," Linda said.
With Mary's help, it took a lot less time to fill out the endless forms than Linda had first thought. Despite the little fact that they were competing for the same job, she couldn't help but like the other girl. They were only a year apart in age, with Mary being the younger. Linda was a little taller, by only by an inch or so. Both had well-developed, athletic bodies and in a room of attractive women, both stood out as fresh and clean rather then glamorous. Hopefully what was what the producers were looking for.
The wait turned into an hour, then an hour and a half. The two young women took to time to get better acquainted. During that time, they drew the curious stares of more than one of the other waiting applicants. Evidently, they weren't used to friendly chatter during auditions. Not when the person you were chatting with might use something they learned about you to get the job you wanted.
"Excuse me ladies, can I have your attention?" the receptionist said in a loud voice as she put down the phone receiver she had been talking into and stood up from her desk. "I'm afraid that the rest of the interviews have been canceled. The producers have already decided on their choice."
A number of loud groans filled the room, along with a few low expletives. Absorbed in her conversation with Mary, Linda hadn't noticed which of the girl's around her had been the last called for an interview. Looking at the closed door to the inner office for a moment, she wondered whom the producers had chosen.
"It figures," she said to the empty air.
"What figures?" Mary asked, wondering what her new friend meant.
As if in reply to the question, the newest member of Good Morning San Pablo stepped through the now open office door. Rather than the All American Girl image that they originally had claimed they were looking for, the final choice looked more like yet another of the California beach bunnies that flooded the airways. Blonde haired, tanned and stacked with an over abundant bust, she almost cried out airhead rather than journalist.
"What are you staring at?" Mary asked, seeing the intensity of Linda's gaze.
"I guess I just wanted to see if she managed to clean off her mouth after she finished her interview," Linda said in frustration.
"That's wicked," Mary laughed softly.
"I shouldn't have said that," Linda said a moment later. "It sounds so petty."
"I guess so," Mary responded. "Then again, who knows, it might be true."
Now Linda had to laugh.
"Maybe we should've come as blondes," Mary noted as they got up to leave.
"Maybe I should've," Linda replied, again smiling as if hiding a secret.