I had been assigned to the earth vessel Enterprise. But this wasn't any ordinary ship, this was the first ever Human Space ship. I was extremely lucky to be offered a place. I was recruited as a science officer, intended to work closely with the chief science officer on any of her projects. The only problem was that she wasn't Starfleet, Hell, she wasn't even human. Chief Science Officer T'Pol was a Vulcan. Its not that I hated Vulcans, but they were just so emotionless that there seemed no point in their existence. But that wasn't the only problem with T'Pol. She was drop dead gorgeous as well. She had a perfect figure. In Fact every time she entered a room, my dick went haywire.
But of course, as a Vulcan, she would not have sex until Pon Farr, by which time she would undoubtedly be married. And it was unlikely that a Vulcan would pick a logical useless human as a mate.
And so our Journey started. We got through our first mission, and began to boldly explore. But my dick still mimicked a flagpole when T'Pol was around.
It was late one night, and I was just going to head for my quarters, when the panel next to me buzzed. It was T'Pol. Even the sound of her voice made my dick hard. She wanted to talk to me in her quarters. I could hardly refuse as she was my superior officer.
I headed to her quarters, buzzed and went in.
"Ah Lieutenant!" she addressed me, "I need to address you about your efficiency. It is very low."
I felt insulted, but knew why I couldn't concentrate at work, "and" she continued, "I believe I know why. It has a lot to do with that!" She pointed to my erect dick. "I am fully aware of Human males high levels of testosterone, but your penis is impeding my work. I am also aware that I am very attractive to human males. Therefore I was greeted with 3 options, as one required surgery on my face, and another surgery on your anatomy, I logically chose option 3!"
"And what would that be?" I stuttered
"In order to decrease your sexual needs, we will copulate!" she said straight
I couldn't believe it! And couldn't talk!
"Am I wrong?" she asked after a long silence, "do you not find me attractive? Do you not wish to mate with me!"
"Yeah, Of course I do!" I spluttered, not wanting to offend the Vulcan, "But Vulcan women are meant to remain virgins till Pon Farr aren't they? And what about pregnancy? And is it even possible for a Human Male to mate with a Vulcan Female?"
"I believe," she said slowly, "that due to our mission in deep space, I will be allowed exception to Vulcan Traditions. And the point of Pon Farr is that it is the only time a Vulcan female can become pregnant. And as far as whether it is possible, I have put much research into it, and I am quite sure that copulation is possible!"
"Great!" I said, "but don't call it copulation!"
"What then should I call it?" was her reply
