Courteneys Weird Dreams Ch 03

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Courteney had been sitting on the train for half an hour, not knowing where she was going. At each stop, more people entered and, in a short time, the vehicle was already full.

Monica's actress held back as much as she could, but her body couldn't take it. She let out a powerful, loud, smelly fart. Courteney had never farted so disgustingly in public.

Most of the times she passed gas in public, they were silent and she often managed to blame it on someone nearby. Lisa Kudrow often ended up taking the blame for Courteney's flatulence when the two were filming Friends.

Despite the noxious smell, no one was looking. Everyone around her was busy with their own activities.

Courteney felt that pressure again and fired another powerful blast of toxic gases. She couldn't believe how gassy she was that day. When she got home, whenever that was going to happen, she would probably have to visit the bathroom.

The gases she emitted had made the environment uninhabitable for any ordinary human being, but even so, she wouldn't stop farting. She had realized that none of this could be real; So, why not enjoy the moment?

Courteney was on the fifteenth fart when she noticed a woman approaching, trying to get through the crowd.

"What's that smell?" the completely naked woman questioned. She frowned and pinched her nose with her fingers.

Courteney remembered seeing that woman somewhere else. Maybe on television? The naked woman had a exotic appearance, but from what Courteney knew of the American industry, she was pretty enough to be on a TV show, especially if she was willing to do certain favors.

Well, that woman probably wouldn't be a protagonist, but she would probably be the girlfriend of the main character's weird friend.

Monica's actress decided that she would ignore her for now and let out another powerful fart.

"Courteney Cox?" the dark-haired woman approached her. "What are you doing here? Where is here?"

The older actress looked at the naked lady in confusion.

" Who are you?" she asked, she only had a vague memory of seeing her before.

At a party, perhaps?

"Mayim Bialik? We met at the Friends and The Big Bang Theory reunion."

The ex Monica snapped her fingers, finally remembering who the woman in question was.

"That's right, you were the one who was kissing that Kaley girl! Wow, you drank too much.

Anyway, to answer your question, I have no idea what this place is."

Courteney farted again, polluting the air even more.

"Sorry about the smell, I've been farting a lot lately," Courteney declared and then let out another extremely loud and smelly fart.

Mayim sat next to Courteney. She was completely disgusted by the noxious odor produced by her ex Monica.

"This is probably just a dream," Courteney stated and farted again.

"I don't fart that much in real life."

"If this is a dream, why are we here together?" Mayim questioned.

Courteney shrugged.

" I don't know. Lately, I've been having some really weird dreams.

Farting on a crowded train and still being ignored isn't even in the top 10."

"I've been having strange dreams too," Mayim stated. " Last week, I was having a gangbang with several muscular men wearing tengu masks.

I've never been in a gangbang before!"

Courteney had no idea what a tengu was, but she knew well how good it felt to be in a gangbang.

"It was good, wasn't it?"

Mayim nodded. She didn't want to admit it, but each of the dreams she had was awakening desires in her that she had never felt before in her entire life.

"If we can't control what's going to happen, it's better to just enjoy it."

Another fart can be heard, but this time the fart was Mayim.

"See? If you let your ass run free, it'll be a lot more fun.

Mayim was embarrassed at first. However, she soon followed Courteney's example, who farted constantly. The two of them could never do this in their normal lives, so it wouldn't hurt to enjoy the moment.

She decided to do something stupid just to relax.

Courteney felt strong relief with each powerful fart she released. The horrible smell it produced was no longer bothering her. Even Mayim, who was quite resistant to the whole idea, didn't seem to be bothered by the terrible odor.

" Your farts are horrible too, Courteney declared. They both then farted simultaneously.

A curious idea crossed the mind of Amy's former actress.

"How about you release that horrible gas right in my mouth?" She offered. The idea of ​​having Courteney Cox's ass in her face was making her completely wet.

Mayim got down on her knees and Courteney put her ass in her face, releasing the most harmful toxic air in the process.

"You loved that, didn't you?" Courteney questioned her, but she already knew the answer.

She let out another disgusting fart and indescribable relief washed over her. The train stopped, they reached the end of the line.

"We'll see you in the real world," Courteney

declared and then she left.

She woke up with the face of the woman she found etched in her mind and knew she needed to fart on that face again.