It's not easy being the uncle to someone famous, especially when that famous person is Sara Jean Underwood. That's right -
the
Sara Jean Underwood. The one who's modelled for everything from lingerie to perfume, and who's cropped up on TV more times than I can count. The one who everyone lusts after; winner of FHM Magazine's
Fit Body Of The Year
award.
Well, I'd seen her grow up. She bloomed early, and even when she was young she had a pair of full round breasts and a butt you could literally bounce a quarter off. Her legs were shapely and smooth, and she knew how to show off her body - from her shoulder length blonde hair to her perfect smile, she was really something.
Time has been good to her, and she's only gotten more and more gorgeous over the years. She stands about five foot two now, but is still wonderfully petite. She's got shoulder-length blonde hair, which she usually wears down. Her butt is so tight you could literally bounce a quarter off it, and she's always smiling, showing off her perfect set of teeth.
Sara had been staying at my place over the Christmas period, but we'd barely seen each other. She was so busy with all her modelling work, and I had the usual endless rounds of business meetings to attend. I'd bump into her every so often, but it would usually be when either me or her were on our way out of the apartment. It was a real pain - I'd been looking forward to spending some time with her while she was in New York.
We were planning on heading down to San Diego together for Christmas. The whole family always made sure to get together at least once a year. I guess I'd get to spend some time with her then, but it wouldn't be the same, not with everyone else around. To tell you the truth, what I wanted was some time alone with just me and her. Especially as my wife had gone down to San Diego early, leaving just me and Sara in the apartment.
There were only a couple more nights before we were due to head home for Christmas, and I was getting increasingly desperate to grab some time with Sara. Tonight was more than likely no good though - she had a modelling job to tie up, and I was entertaining a bunch of property investors. There was a lot at stake - we'd been meeting for the past week pretty much every day, and there was a huge deal on the line. If I could wrap it up before the holidays, I'd be doing pretty well going into next year.
So I couldn't just cancel my plans to make space for Sara. It was a pain, but that was the way it was. I guess I shouldn't complain. I mean, if you look at my life you'd have to admit that it's pretty idyllic. I've got an amazing apartment, a great job that earns me tonnes of money, and a gorgeous wife to call my own. What more could a man want? Well, the answer to that question was Sara Jean Underwood, but with our schedules packed out by work commitments, it didn't look like I'd be getting my hands on her any time soon.
The evening was going well, anyway. Everyone had arrived, and we were on our second or third drinks. There was a good atmosphere. Lots of handshakes, lots of talk about future business relationships. It looked like, as long as everything went to plan, the deal would be going through without a hitch.
I excused myself from the group and went to pour another whisky and water. I glanced around. There were only about seven or eight guys in attendance, but their combined wealth could probably have bought half the city. I smiled to myself. What a life.
We were scattered around the room, sitting on the couch and love seats, just talking and having a good time when I heard the front door slam shut. I knew Sara was home and tried to distract the guys by telling them about the new car I was thinking of buying. That got Andrew's attention and he started going on about his car. Sara walked in the room and was clueless about what was going on. She was on the phone and seemed distracted by whatever they were saying. She had her arm wrapped around her waist, pulling her jacket around her but you could still see what a good figure she had. The jacket wasn't too baggy and hugged her body as her voice got louder. Sara sounded angry with whoever she was talking to and didn't give us a look as she walked past and went upstairs. I turned back to my investors and saw John, Scott and Brian staring after her. They looked like they had just seen something amazing and it was obvious they wanted to know more about my niece. Scott looked at me with a smile on his face and asked "Who was that? She was freaking hot." The other guys perked up and John said "Get her back down her, we could use some entertainment." He was joking but sounded hopeful. Kyle asked what he had missed and Brian told him all about this hot blonde that had just passed us. I saw the reaction she had on the investors and wanted to keep them interested so I decided to use her to my advantage .I thought of the pictures I had of her on my phone and took it out to show the guys.
Some of the photos were of her modelling but some of them were ones I had taken without anyone knowing. there were a couple of her from last Christmas in her bikini at the hotel swimming pool and a few of them were from the last couple of months that had her wearing skimpy clothes around the house. The phone got passed around as the guys each got a look and they said how lucky I was to have her staying here. I told them that I didn't get to see her very often because of work and talk turned back to business.
Half an hour later I was talking with Ethan when I saw him look away from me and stare at something over my shoulder. I didn't know what it was but from the way he was smiling I had an idea of what it could be. I turned around and saw Sara wandering into the room. She was wearing her house clothes which were nothing more than a pale pink long sleeved shirt that was open at the top and showing off her bra and a pair of purple panties. She seemed distracted and didn't notice the guys checking her out. They were nudging each other and making gestures, making it clear they wanted her. Sara looked around the room, confusion on her face at first but then she realized what was going on. She hid a knowing smile as she saw the looks she was getting and apologized for interrupting us, she didn't know I had company. I told her that it was okay and introduced her to everybody. The guys were all very friendly to her and I thought it would make tonight go even better if I had her help me out.
I followed her into the kitchen quickly, and grabbed her hand. "Sara," I said. "I wonder if you could do me a favour?"
She turned, grinning. Her back was to the fridge, and without really meaning to I stepped in close, pinning there. She licked her lips. "A favour? Anything for you, Uncle."
I took a moment to get my thoughts straight. Sara had scattered them to the winds. "Those guys out there. They're property developers. And we might just be on the verge of a billion dollar deal. But I need to wow them, understand. I need you to... wow them."