(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
With the unbelievable success of our Celebrity Sexfight franchise recently, we decided to expand our product. Plenty of sexy celebrities have shown interest in performing, but didn't like the "fighting" part of our show. With that in mind, we've decided to launch a new "Casting Couch" series, catering to beautiful women, more specifically beautiful celebrity milfs, wanting to show their sexuality without being pitted against one another.
Once again, I decided to stick with mature celebrities, or "Milfs" as our featured guests. The list was long and played like a "who's who" of former beauty queens and B-list actresses. However, many of the actresses interested were women that I had grown up fantasizing about. It was an ideal situation for me, to be able to interview some of my crushes from yesteryear.
The first name I circled on the list of prospective subjects was beautiful blonde actress Julia Duffy, who played the insufferable spoiled Stephanie from the tv comedy Newhart, as well as snooty Allison Sugarbaker on Designing Women. Even though her characters weren't very likable, I was still infatuated with her. Her pouty red lips and mesmerizing baby blue eyes may have had something to do with that.
When the actress walked into my office, I was expecting to see the young girl of my dreams from forty years ago. It wasn't the Stephanie Vanderkellen character at all. Instead, the lovely 70-year-old woman entered, wearing a comforting smile that put me at ease. She looked wonderful. She aged very well over the years.
Julia looked very spring-like, wearing a pink knee-length skirt and a button-down pastel flowered blouse. When I went to greet her with a hug and a peck on the cheek, she smelled amazing. As if the flowers on her shirt were alive.
The beautiful blonde actress smiled coyly at me, knowing she was about to reveal some of her innermost sexual desires.
"Excuse me if I seem nervous. I've never done anything like this before. It's very exciting!"
The subtle sexuality that oozed out of the classy lady had me excited too. After all, this is someone that I fantasized about many times over the years. It was hard not to imagine Julia's pouty red lips wrapped around my cock.
"Not at all!" I insisted, trying to put her at ease. "You look absolutely marvelous!"
I had her take a seat on the big black leather couch behind us. I can see why it might have been intimidating, with two cameras on tripods pointed directly at her. I returned to my desk, off camera, ready to begin with the interview.
"Julia, you're a very popular, beautiful woman, who could easily retire, and simply rest on her laurels. What made you decide to join is here on the casting couch?"
The petite blonde actress fidgeted a bit, flashing a humble smile, embarrassed by the question.
"I've always kept my sexual desires bottled up in the past, choosing comedy roles over those more sexual in nature. l thought this would be a good platform to show a different side of me."
I realize that Julia isn't the same cute young blonde girl from the Newhart show that I jerked off to forty years ago, but she did have that same charm. She sat on the sofa exuding a sexy vulnerability similar to her younger days. I had the same lust for her now as I did back then. It wasn't going to be easy conducting this interview, as I was already becoming aroused, but I continued with it anyway.
"Julia, you're one of television's great icons, with memorable roles on Newhart and Designing Women. How does it feel knowing many young men, myself included, have fantasized about you?"
The classy actress flashed her trademark smile, embarrassed by my flattering question.
"Well I don't know about that! Icon is a bit of a reach. I do know that I had a lot of fun playing the spoiled rich girl Stephanie Vanderkellen in my breakthrough role. The fact that she was somewhat of a tease, added to her sexual allure."
I told her she was being modest, but I believe that fell on deaf ears. Julia was still somewhat of a tease at the age of 70. When she realized how smitten I was with her, she poured on the charm.
"Do you still have the same feelings about me? Or are you just infatuated with the character that I played many years ago?"