(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
When I told some associates that I wanted Andrea Thompson as one of our mature women for a Casting Couch interview, not many were familiar with her. The beautiful blonde played Detective Jill Kerkendall on the popular television series NYPD Blue, and I was smitten with her the first time I saw her. I loved her sultry voice and mesmerizing blue eyes. Her quiet confidence as the no-nonsense police detective made her one of my favorite characters on the show.
When Andrea arrived at my office for her interview, I almost didn't recognize her. She didn't have the short blonde hair anymore, choosing to let it grow out down to her shoulders. Thankfully she was still just as appealing, a beautiful Milf with mesmerizing blue eyes and deep sultry voice.
My excitement was tempered a bit when I was told ahead of time that Andrea wasn't interested in doing any nudity for our interview. I was still more than happy to have her as a guest. She looked great, walking in casually dressed in long khaki pants and a conservative blue button-down
shirt.
I greeted the retired actress with a hug, and couldn't believe how great she smelled. It was like putting my arms around a lilac bush. As if her down-to-earth good looks weren't enough, her fresh scent proved to be an aphrodisiac as well. I don't think I've ever been more smitten with one of our guests.
Andrea turned to take a seat on the couch, in front of my camera. She made sure to give the viewer a good look at her nice ass, flaunting her long lean body. While fluffing up the pillows, she asked about some of my other guests.
"So this is the famous casting couch? Who was your top conquest? Was it Adrienne Barbeau or Julia Duffy? Or somebody else?"
I'm not sure if she really expected me to answer, but the list was larger than you would think. Especially if you include all the prospective Sexfighters and the wide array of porn stars we had for Cougarmania. Not that I had sex with every single woman that performed for us. But there were at least a dozen who gave the couch a workout.
Brandi Passante, the big-titted thrift shop owner from Storage Wars, was the first woman I ever fucked in my office, so she obviously holds a special place in my heart. And I'll admit that buttfucking Adrienne Barbeau has been a fantasy of mine since I was a teenager. I'm probably one of about a thousand guys to have sex with adult film star Nina Hartley, so that wasn't at the top of my list. I think I surprised Andrea when I blurted out my favorite.
"That would have to be Amy Poehler."
Andrea Thompson just giggled to herself at my answer, unable to believe that the sassy comedian was at the top of my list. I felt as if I had to explain myself.
