Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 25C (if there was one)
Author's note: The series continues with this season 7, episode 25C, if there was one. This is what would happen if there were episodes.
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Sheldon was ecstatic about the chance to be on "Outnumbered" at noon. He had three hours and couldn't corral his excitement.
Harris Faulkner came into the studio and she too was excited about having the quirky physicist highlighted on her show. She came up to him, "Hello Dr. Cooper, I'm Harris and I'll be your host during the noontime program. I'll introduce our panel and then introduce you. We'd like your take on a series of issues. I was wondering if there were any issues you'd like us to stay clear of?"
He was in awe of her, "Oh no, Ms. Faulkner, I'm a huge fan of yours and I'm pretty up to date on most issues. The ones I'm not clear on, I'm rather fast to catch onto and can join in on the discussion."
"Please, call me Harris and you can do the same with the rest of our panel. I was wondering if we could touch upon your trek across the nation and spend some time on that."
He nodded, "I'm comfortable with that. I was wondering is there somewhere I can freshen up and change my clothes. I don't wanna look like a hobo, even though I've been riding the rails?" He chuckled and stared at her gorgeous body.
Harris was quick to pick-up on his stare. She smiled at him, "I think we have a corporate suite you can use. We reserve it for some of our reporters who come into the city from places like Washington DC, California and overseas. I know you've just got off the train and I can check. It may be vacant and that would allow you to spend the night there. As you know, the hotels here in New York are rather ridiculous and would save you a fortune."
He nodded, "That would be wonderful, is there someone who can guide me to the suite?"
"I'll find an intern to take you there. I'll check and let you know about the suite's availability." She found an intern and went to check on the suite. She made her way to the suite and knocked, but there wasn't an answer. She tried the door and found it unlocked. She called out to Sheldon, but there wasn't an answer. She peaked in the bathroom and she drew in a deep breath. There in the shower, through the large glass door she saw the largest cock she ever saw. She licked her lips and felt a moistening of her pussy. Her dark eyes looked on as she watched his stroke it as he washed it. Without even realizing it, her hand went to her pussy and rubbed it lightly through her silky blue dress. She looked up and saw him looking directly at her. She blinked several times and suddenly realized where her hand was. She ran from the room and found a pad of paper by the phone. She jotted down that the room was available for the next two nights. She added, she's have an intern come and lead him to the set in time for the show to begin. She dropped the pen and placed the pad of paper near his clothes in the bedroom. She hurried out of the room and once out, she leaned against the hallway wall and tried to regain her composure. She had a difficult time; that huge cock kept on popping into her head as she stood, she straightened her dress and headed back down to her office. She sat at her desk for several minutes trying to steady her nerves.
Around 11:45 AM an intern came knocking at the door of the suite. Sheldon answered it dressed in a shirt, tie and sports jacket. The intern led him to the studio and was introduced to Sandra Smith, Katie Pavlich and Dana Perino.
Sheldon was awe struck at the three other women and he suddenly felt a little tongue-tied. There was an intern nearly who handed him a large glass of water and this relaxed him. They sat him down between the four women and he felt a little uncomfortable.
Harris couldn't keep his secret and mentioned to Katie, Sandy and Dana what she saw by chance. The three other women were fascinated by what Harris saw and tried to sneak a peek at his package.
Harris sat to Sheldon's right with Sandra Smith beside her. On the other side, Katie was beside Sheldon with Dana Perino next to her. Harris started, introducing the panel and the outnumbered guy. "Let me start Dr. Cooper, I'm fascinated, why would you leave a secure career at Cal Tech and decide to ride the rails, back and forth across the country over the entire summer?"
He turned toward her, "It's really consists of several reasons. I'll first have to say, I'm know as a slightly quirky bird. My roommate of seven years announced he was engaged to our neighbor and informed me he was going to get married and live with her, instead of me."
Sandra and Dana chuckled and Sandra spoke up, "Wouldn't you expect to live with your wife if you got married?"
He shook his head, "I have a relationship agreement with her and it states it is up for discussion and I get the final vote on this matter."
Katie replied, "You have a relationship agreement, how does that work?"
"It's rather lengthy, but if you'd like, I can send you a PDF outlining the specifics. To continue, that was just the first problem. I went to the president of Cal Tech and informed him I was going to abandon my work on String Theory. He told me I couldn't and had to continue. He said the funding for my position was surrounding String Theory, and I was hired for this and only this. My girlfriend sided with my roommate and his fiancΓ©e and wanted us to move in together. The last thing that chased me from Pasadena was when I went to my local comic book store to take refuse and found it burnt down. I couldn't take any more and headed to the train station, and here I am."
Harris was in awe, "Dr. Cooper, all of those things are just tiny bumps in life. Being a renowned physicist you should be able to cope with tiny things like that."
He chuckled, "Please call me Sheldon. You don't know me very well. I'm used to getting my way, just on the first trip out East, I met up with one of our neighbor's friends in Las Vegas, another in Chicago and last I was able to stay at Princeton at my roommate's mother, her daughter and daughter-in-law. They all saw things my way and I was allowed to have sexual intercourse with all of them."
Harris' jaw dropped, "We'll discuss this after the break, please stay tuned." They went to a break and Harris turned to Sheldon, "I'm glad we're on a five second delay. You can't bring up that sort of thing on national TV, especially calling out certain people who you had carnal relationships with."
"Why not, they all were happy to do so and they all seemed very satisfied with the results."
Harris mumbled under her breath, "I bet they were, with that huge cock of yours!" She cleared her throat, "Never the less please keep the rest of the program at least PG." She patted his thigh and pulled her hand back as she came in contact with his semi-stiff cock.
He turned to her, "So I guess you don't wanna hear about my roommate's mother hypnotized me to be a better lover and expel pheromones to entice women near me to be attracted to me."
Harris once again cleared her throat, "NO, that would be inappropriate on our show, but I think the four of us would be very interested in hearing about that once we finish the hour."
They all agreed and once the commercials were over, they returned and discussed more about his travels and found out it was already his second trip out east and was only halfway through his trek.