It had been a long night which had followed on from a long day. Not the longest day Gordon had known, far from it. Years of experience had taught him that it can always get worse. Often it had. Today had been bad enough though. Three escapees from Arkham was never going to be a good day, nevermind when it's coupled with telling a good kids family that there boy won't be coming home to them. He leaned back in his chair, the files sprawled over the desk in his study, his place of work when he was supposed to be at home relaxing with the wife and family. He felt a whisp of cool air across his neck coming from the window he knew was closed.
"I wondered when you'd get here"
"Where are they?"
His voice was rough and angry as always, but Gordon thought he noted a little concern in there too. He didn't turn around. He didn't have to. The Batman was no stranger to his three bed townhouse. Such was life in Gotham that crisis was never far away.
"We don't know. They escaped at 06:40. It seems they seduced a young guard, a good kid, took his keycard then finished him off. He'd only been in the job a few weeks. The poor kid didn't stand a chance. They escaped seemingly on foot, unchallenged, and we've had no word on them since. We're pursuing lines of enquiry but.."
"Who helped them?"
"I...I don't know. You know how it is down there."
Gordon swivelled in his chair, expecting to see the large, imposing figure of the Dark Knight, but instead he saw a large empty space and an open window.
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"We should keep moving. Get out of Gotham and make a plan".
"Easy Ivy. Let's not be hasty. You remember why we got out don't you? The plan we already made? The plan I...we...crafted for weeks?"
"I don't like it Selena. You know he'll be coming".
"That's what we want isn't it? Him to... cum?"
"Not when we're not ready".
Selena knew she was right of course. They weren't ready. They would never be ready for the Bat. Not really. Nobody ever was. That's why he was still out there, doing what he did, being that big brooding hunk of handsomeness he always was. And Ivy was nervous, she could see that. She probably didn't even pick up on the not-so-subtle pun.
Selena did have a plan though. Ivy and Harley only knew some of it.
"Where's Harley? We should get moving."
Suddenly she burst out of the mens room in the gas station, wiping something from her chin, a big stupid grin on her face. Selena knew that grin. It was the same one she'd had after having her way with that poor young guard at Arkham. The same guard she'd killed just after she'd fucked him.
"Goddammit Harley. Fine, let's move. There's a motel a mile and a half up the road. We stay there tonight, then we put our plan in action."
"And we finally fuck the Bat!!" Shrieked Harley in her thick Queen's accent.
Selena and Ivy exchanged smirking glances.
"Let's go. Oh, and Harley...you'll be in my room tonight"
"Sure thing Selena!"
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It had been two days. Nothing. No sign of any of them, but experience taught him that it was only a matter of time before at least one of them showed up. He was betting on Harley being the first. He knew the other two could keep a lid on things for a while, but Harley was trouble and wouldn't take long to flair up.
"Master Wayne, a report is coming in from the police channels of a disturbance in the lower east side. It seems a blonde haired young woman has smashed up a bar and taken hostages"
"Harley."
"It would seem so Master Wayne. Shall you be resolving this situation?"
"I'm on my way Alfred"
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Harley paced up and down the length of the bar, impatience written all over her face. She was getting cold too, but that was because of her clothing, or lack of it. It wasn't every day you smash up a bar wearing a pink babydoll nightgown. Some of the hostages even got a little thrill as her tits popped out as she slapped some snooty bitch about before throwing them all in the basement. She took a quick look in the mirror, admiring her pretty blonde hair, the way her boobs spilled out of the little babydoll, her bright red lips looking so very sexy.
She looked again at the trap she'd set. It wasn't her idea of course. She wanted a simpler approach, a straight up fight with the Bat. Selena however had told her she needed a plan. She was always talking about plans. Plan this, plan that. Damn she was annoying. But she did have that oh so talented tongue in her pretty little mouth that could convince Harley to go along with almost anything...
She looked up at the window that Selena said he'd come through. She looked at the pads on the ground, all set to shock whoever landed on them. She looked at the two stooges who were ready to put chains on the Bat to restrain him. The two stooges who were staring at her with lust in their eyes. The two stooges with visibly stiff cocks in their pants as they eyed up her big titties and round little ass. Maybe if the Bat didn't show it wouldn't be a total washout...
The lights went out.
"Here he comes!!" Harley shrieked, excitement in her voice.
They waited in darkness. Thirty seconds. A minute. Tension rising. Uncertainty. Fear. The glass smashed and suddenly the room lit up with blue light caused by the electrical surge from the pads. Harley hit the emergency generator and shut down the pads, and lying just where Selena said he would, was the big, bad, BAT!
The stooges swooped, locking the chains around the Bats arms and legs. She wanted him secure, but not totally immobile. Not for what she had in mind. When he was locked up tight she motioned for the stooges to scram. This was a private party after all. With long, sad looks at the scantily clad Harley, they left, leaving the two of them alone at last.
She got to work, taking the knife to his suit, cutting along his abdomen, down to his thighs, cutting away a square from his groin that would give her the freedom to enjoy him. She gave one final look at her handiwork, turned and glanced at herself in the mirror behind the bar to make sure she still looked as sexy as before, and decided it was time to wake him.
SMACK
She hit him square in the jaw with her fist, a short sharp punch designed to stun him rather than damage him. She wanted him to know what was happening after all.
"Wake up Bats!" she cackled.
His eyes flickered and then focused on her. Scanned around. Took stock of the situation. Felt the restraints.
"What are you doing Harley?"