March 2023
One of my favorite things about the ladies that visit the Lodge are their "origins" for lack of a better word. The *how* of them starting to come to the Lodge. I've written about plenty of them in the past, and I've debated doing some sort of 100%, beginning to end, giant tree showing who brought who, who tipped off who, who fucked who before they came to the Lodge, etc. I *could* do that, but oh boy would it take some time. With so many faces coming through, I'd have to really dig into my memory to remember the circumstances of each one.
But sometimes, it's inordinately easy to remember how somebody got here. When the situation is a happy accident, or there's a very notable name involved, or when a girl reveals herself to be very, very different from her public persona. All those make for fun stories, but sometimes they're easy to remember for a different reason, such as when one of the members bluntly tells me that they're bringing someone new because they want to get fucked.
Which is exactly what happened when Aubrey Plaza told me she was bringing me Jenna Ortega.
I'll be specific here, because when I heard this part of the story through Aubrey's lips, it was hot as fuck. It helped that Aubrey was casually jerking me off while she told me the story, but nevertheless, here we go.
Aubrey and Jenna had never met each other before. Until the night of the SAG Awards. I'm sure you all saw the very amusing clip of them presenting together, playing off each other so well, mirroring each other's energy. And then if you followed up on that you saw the pics of them that were taking backstage. Jenna being cute and bubbly while Aubrey stayed behind her and mocked that she was about to attack her. Classic Aubrey. But it was after those photos were taken that things took a turn for the interesting.
Once they were out of that area where the cameras were, hanging out in a little staging area where presenters would wait, they got to talking.
"That was pretty good," Jenna gushed to Aubrey as they waited.
Aubrey, who had been concealing her phone somewhere in her dress, nonchalantly brought it out and began scrolling.
"Yeah I'd say so," Aubrey replied.
"Gonna make for good pictures too, the way you looked strutting out onto the stage," Aubrey said with a nod and a bat of her eyebrows toward Jenna's legs.
"Oh yeah?" Jenna asked, looking authentically pleased as she raised one of her knees to show off the rest of her thigh from beneath her dress's already revealing slit.
Aubrey raised an eyebrow as she looked, and then nodded. Jenna giggled and went back to how she was standing before.
"Ah-ah, do that again," Aubrey nodded as she raised her phone.
Jenna repeated the pose, smiling again as Aubrey's phone clicked and took a photo.
"Helloooo, spankbank," Aubrey said with a flat, sincere tone.
"Haha, you look good, too," Jenna said, biting her lip as she stared at where Aubrey's dress criss-crossed over her chest to cover her tits.
"This is nothing. You should see what I wear when I'm sitting around watching tv. A lot more sequins and stuff."
Jenna laughed again, "I'd like to see that."
Aubrey was silent as she went back to her phone.
"Maybe we should hang out sometime," Jenna suggested, sounding as casual as she could.
"Nah, I don't think so. The only thing I really do in my spare time is have really kinky sex," Aubrey said without missing a beat.
"I *love* really kinky sex," Jenna said with a laugh and a fake nod of enthusiasm.
Aubrey glanced up from her phone, the expression on her face unchanged. Meaning she was serious.
"Wait, what, do you-" Jenna shook her head curiously, slightly surprised.
"Just forget it," Aubrey snapped back.
"I-I'm just curious what you mean?" Jenna nervously chuckled.
"I mean you wouldn't be able to keep up. Literally," Aubrey said, furrowing her brow in a slightly bitchy, disregarding way.
Jenna was silent a moment, nervously grinding one of her heels into the floor.
"I bet I could," Jenna said quietly.
At that, Aubrey's attention fully snapped up from her phone, her eyes looking up at Jenna with a downright evil glare. She lowered her arms, tucked her phone away, and then stepped forward slowly, coming up to Jenna as she leaned the rest of the way against the brick wall she was standing at.
"I'm serious," Aubrey said, her voice low.
Jenna stared back, her face shifting from a coy curiosity to one that more closely resembled Aubrey's glare.
"So am I."
Aubrey raised her empty hand, and then roughly pushed it up against the wall, practically slapping it right next to Jenna's face.
"If you were to get involved with me and what I do, you would be nothing but a toy," Aubrey said with borderline disdain.
Jenna's mouth opened a little as she breathed harder, baring her teeth in what no one would consider a smile except for her and Aubrey.
"That would be amazing."
Aubrey's hand slowly caressed the brick wall as she pulled it away. Her fingers then went to Jenna's neck until her hand was at her throat.
"I'm not kidding. You would be there for me to play with. To boss around. To have you do whatever comes to my mind. And, for me to watch you get fucked really, *really* hard."