"Guys! Guys! You're not going to believe it!" Howard exclaimed as he busted through Leonard and Sheldon's apartment door.
Sheldon looked at the uninvited guest with a scornful look. "Have we lost all civility? Do we no longer knock?"
"Sorry. But you're not going to believe it!"
"If it involves you then you're probably right, we won't believe it," Leonard said sarcastically from the kitchen.
"No! Seriously! I've invented a liquid that will make a woman do anything you ask!" Howard held out a vial of clear liquid.
"You're right. We don't believe you." Leonard went back to making his sandwich.
"Howard, you're not a chemist. You're an engineer," Sheldon pointed out.
"But Bernadette's a microbiologist at a pharmaceutical company. She has access to all kinds of cool, experimental stuff. Thus, I have access to all kinds of cool, experimental stuff!"
"I'm with Leonard. I don't believe you," said Sheldon waving a dismissive hand at Howard.
"I'm telling you it's true! I tried it out on Bernie last night. She did anything I asked! And I mean
anything
," Howard said with a naughty tone in his voice.
"Ok, prove it," Leonard said sarcastically.
"Let's see," Howard said scratching his chin. "Oh! I know! Let's get Penny over here!"
"You want to use Penny as your guinea pig?" Leonard asked incredulously.
"Why not?!" Howard could barely contain his excitement.
"It can't hurt, Leonard. It'll be fun watching Howard fail," Sheldon said as he shrugged his shoulders. Howard shot him an exasperated look.
"Fine. I'll go get her." Leonard put his sandwich down and headed towards Penny's apartment across the hall.
Penny answered the door, a vision of loveliness, dressed in a thin blue v-neck top and cut off jean shorts, her long blonde hair flowing past her shoulders. Of course, she could be dressed in a burlap sack and Leonard's heart would melt. He's had a crush on her for several years.
"Hey! What's up, buttercup?" she asked.
"Hi, Penny. We're about to order some Chinese and wondered if you'd like to join us."
"Oooooo, Chinese! I love Chinese! But I'm a little short on cash." She was always short on cash.
"Don't worry, my treat." It was always Leonard's treat.
"In that case, heck yeah I'll join you guys!"
Penny had been waiting for this all day, ever since Bernadette called her this morning. She was going to enjoy this.
After the usual greetings with Howard and Sheldon, Leonard asked Penny if she wanted something to drink. He poured two glasses of water, one for himself and one for Penny. Joining Leonard in the kitchen, Howard quickly dumped his vial into Penny's glass.
"This water tastes weird," Penny said after a couple sips of her water, staring at the glass.
"Yeah, mine, too," Leonard quickly answered. "I think they added more chlorine to the water supply or something recently."
"Really? They can do that?" asked Penny, still staring at her glass.
"Oh yes. You'd be surprised at what they put into our water supply," Sheldon said matter of factly, not meaning to refer to what they had added to her water. Leonard and Howard shot him a look as if to say "Shut up!"
"No kidding?" Penny asked, then took another sip of her water.
Penny continued to finish her glass of water over small talk, not even noticing that food was never ordered. The boys watched intently to see if there was any change in her mood.
Howard finally decided to test the waters.
"Hey, Penny, do you have any cheesecake in your refrigerator?"
"Yes. Why?"
"Will you go back to your apartment and get me a slice, please?"
"Sure!"
Leonard and Sheldon's jaws dropped. Any other time Penny would have told him to get it himself or flat out said no. Howard looked like a child at Christmas.
"I told you!" he said triumphantly as she left.
"Maybe she's just in a good mood," Leonard said, even though he knew deep down, even in the best of moods, Penny would have told Howard of all people to go fly a kite.
She came back with a big slice of cake and handed it to Howard. They decided to test it further, asking her to do other things she normally wouldn't do. Make Leonard a sandwich, bring Sheldon his slippers, fluff the pillows on Leonard's bed, etc.
Howard looked at Leonard and Sheldon. "OK, gentleman, we've got about 30 minutes left before it wears off. It's time to kick it up a notch." He looked at Penny. "Penny, will you remove your top and give it to me, please?"
Leonard was mortified. "Howard!"
"What?! You know you were thinking it. I just said it," Howard said, pointing out the truth.
"Sure!" Penny said, lifting her top over her head and tossing it to Howard, revealing a lacy baby blue bra. All three boys gasped. They sat in silence for a moment, thinking Howard's concoction might truly work.
Leonard finally broke the silence. "Penny, will you give me...your bra?"
"Absolutely, sweetie." She undid the clasp behind her, slid it down her arms, and tossed it to Leonard, revealing her 34C's to them for the very first time.
The bra hit him in the face. He was so stunned he couldn't react, he couldn't take his eyes off what he was seeing. There stood the woman of his dreams -- well, his and Howard's anyway --topless, showing him the most beautiful pair of tits he had ever seen.
"Howard, will she remember any of this?" Leonard asked.
"I don't think so. Bernie didn't." Howard's palms began to sweat. He swallowed hard and said, "Penny, take off your shorts and panties, please."
Without a word, she dropped her shorts and baby blue boy short panties and kicked them off to the side, revealing a landing strip of pubic hair just above her shaved pussy and, in their eyes, a perfect 35-24-36 body. She stood before them wearing nothing but a pair of Converse tennis shoes and a wicked smile.
She started to play with her own tits and pinch her erect nipples. "So, what would you little maniacs like to do next?" she asked, paraphrasing a line from one of their favorite movies.
Howard wasted no time. He ripped his jeans and zebra print underwear off. "Give me a blow job!"
"I thought you'd never asked," she said as she walked in his direction. Leonard and Sheldon's jaws dropped.
Penny dropped to her knees in front of Howard.
"Awwww, that's so sad. Poor Bernadett
e," Penny thought to herself. Howard's dick was just like him, short and skinny. Standing maybe 5 inches tall fully erect, it was the smallest cock Penny had ever seen. She held the base of it and easily swallowed him whole.
Howard gasped. "Ohhhhhhhhhmagod!" Penny started to bob her head up and down on his tiny pole.
"Are you sure she won't remember anything?" Leonard asked anxiously.
"I don't think so," Howard said. "The only thing I'm absolutely positive about is my cock is in Penny's mouth right now!" Words he never thought he would ever speak.
Leonard peeled off his jeans and Superman boxers, revealing a nice, fat 8 inch cock that was fully erect. "Penny, I'd like a hand job, please."
Penny glanced in his direction, keeping Howard's pole in her mouth. She reached up with her right hand, grabbed Leonard's cock, and began to stroke it.
"Wow. Wow. Oh wow!" Leonard exclaimed at the touch of her hand.
Penny's left hand slid down to her now wet pussy and began to pleasure herself. She moaned around Howard's cock as she pumped it in and out of her mouth. Howard and Leonard's hands had begun to maul her tits, pinching, twisting, and tugging at her nipples.
This went on for several minutes before Leonard said "Ok, Howard, it's my turn. Penny, suck my dick."
Penny removed Howard from her mouth and slid over in front of Leonard. She looked up at him with an evil grin and, without a word, took him into her mouth.