On my way home from the Valentine party our company threw for all the employees down at the sawmill. I took the long way home to avoid the cops that are always out patrolling the main streets and highways during holiday's to gain a few brownie points and a chance to decline a few arrests in exchange for sex or an ounce or so of pot.
I didn't want to fall in those categories. So I decided to take my chances on the slow and narrow back roads, snowy roads that seems sloppier as the night went on and I was due home for my son's 15th birthday. Avoiding any chances of being sited for a D.U.I, reckless operation, when all of a sudden, three miles from home, I saw through the rear-view-mirror a series of flashing blue and red lights. Realizing I'd been had, for something I'd tried to avoid as I pull over carefully to the side of the country road to await the cop and read me my rights or ask for some dope that I never involved myself with. Knowing I was already an hour late Timmy's 15th anniversary party before being pulled over.
Waiting impatiently for the cop to radio in to headquarters before stepping up to my window that was frosted up, smeared badly. Recognizing quickly that the person dressed in a blue uniform was a lady, young petite thing with a set of knockers that looks though they could bust a button or two.
"Do you know your tail-light is out?"
"No."
"Guess I'm going to have to site you. Unless you cooperate with me and follow me back to my place." Brushing away her long brown bangs from her beautiful hazel eyes.
"But I'm due home, miss."
But realizing quickly that my personal problem wasn't exactly what she wanted to hear coming out of my mouth. Then agreeing on her terms, as I allow my emotions getting the best of me even though I had been drinking. Watching through my side mirror the mere texture of her firm buttock and the grin she wore when I hesitate my decision of following the black and white car, cruiser that had pulled ahead of me.
The young lady officer was so sympothic that she didn't ask me to step outside, walk the chalk, or ask how my day was going. Not knowing exactly where I was headed since the police station was back in the other direction. But rather then causing a scene, I informed the pretty cop with shoulder length brown hair that I would follow her, with a brief nod. Totally distorted by the way her breast's fit the uniform and the tiny ass I watched leave. Realizing how embarrassed I'd be if some friends down at headquarters saw me in the shape I'm in.
Tailing her for better than five miles down the lonely stretch of winding curves, few hills and finally down a long stretch of stones that lead to a small cabin in the woods. Knowing a few miles back, Tammy and Timmy awaits my arrival. So as the snow continues to fall quickly on my broad body, I came to the conclusion I wasn't in Kansas, or would I make it back for my son's birthday celebration. Gasping for air when I suddenly saw that familiar look, gleam that I see often in my wife's eye when she wants something so badly. Appearing before her blessed body, atop the second step of the porch and announcing boldly to me that I must enter with her and accompany her in a drink.
Thinking back to where I just was and the cruiser I seem to recall parked out front of the 'Elks' lodge. It was if the cop was gunning for someone that I'd hoped wasn't me, that I had to get home for my son's birthday party. Forgetting the fun I had with the guys of watching the red and white heart shaped balloons, streamers, falling from the rafters of the very old tavern where you were. Catching the obstacles falling slowly from the ceiling in a red low-cut dress that continues to weaken my weary eyes and vastly ticking heart. Then you were gone, missing out on all the food and drinks.
My entire soul was captivated, distraught, and enticed by the way she sways her young ass inside the humble cottage. Focusing on my deep swelling as I try to shield with both hands and avoid this friction we both share once inside, which sends mix signals to my sensitive membranes that my body was indeed going to be seduced and fondled with utmost care.
"You know I could have taken you downtown, don't you?" she said, shedding the heavy blue coat.
"Yes, I do know that," I reply, studying the nature of my crime through her weary and weaken eyes that were focusing on one thing...me!