THE FINAL: Successful small-city lawyer Ellis Jefferson (33), the illegitimate daughter of an Elliot, is unloved by many people in either family inherits a huge amount of property in the city with more to come from her great-uncle. She brings in man, Troy Gardiner, a graduate from her old university just back form seven years in South Africa, to consolidate her property interests and manage them. Ellis is kidnapped and Troy and two useful buddies set out to find Ellis and bring her and the two opportunists who have conspired to shed their niece of her property assets to face family justice. Troy has learned a great deal about women and how complex they are and he finds he is looking beyond easy women to Ellis and she is beginning to show signs of interest in him at last. A Settlers Memorial Day is planned to commemorate the role Ellis's great-grandmother accepted one hundred years ago to rid the local territory of evil. Ellis is the play the role of her great-grandmother at the ceremony and there's a role for Troy as the gunslinger in black.
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On the eve of leaving for his two-day seminar plus two rest days Troy Gardiner was sexually knee-capped when his boss Ellis Jefferson phoned and said she'd been called upstate to defend a client facing a trumped-up serious charge. Troy had been sure Ellis was about to commence a relationship with him; this had been the opportunity but now the whole feeling of eclectic anticipation had been deflated. She had apologized but hadn't seemed too fussed and said she'd cancelled her room at the seminar venue.
Troy had gone two weeks without a woman and felt capable of blasting through a brick wall. But his mind was on Ellis so he didn't go off seeking an alternative.
Fort Duncan was a really lovely city and some of the wives of delegates looked rather noticeable but he decided to dedicate himself to learning something or reinforcing knowledge and values which, he grumpily supposed, was the point of a seminar.
At 5:10 he trudged back to his room to prepare for the cocktail party and to do a bit of shoulder-rubbing. As soon as he opened the door he smelled HER perfume. His heart leapt and he looked in the bathroom and under the bed but couldn't find her. He spied a note on the mirror: 'Gone walking as it's a beautiful little city. Court proceedings against my clients tossed out; ruled they had no case to answer. I'm all ready to walk over to the cocktail party with you. Are we going to be naughty in this room tonight? XXX'
Troy cut his face twice shaving and banged his forehead on the shower door when chasing the soap that went skidding across the bathroom floor – but he remained happy, elated in fact. He emptied out her bags and tidied everything away and placed the huge pack of condoms under her pillow and put her viabrator in the bathroom as he didn't fancy being kept awake with her noisily enjoying that; only later did it occur to him she might be planning to use it on him.
At 5:50 Troy stopped his pacing and faced the door as he heard the key turn in the lock. She stepped into the room with a devastatingly heart-jerking smile.
"Ellis," he chocked.
"Troy," she grinned, opening her lips. "Don't be shy – come and hug me and feel my heart beating."
They pressed against each other and kissed her lips soft and sweet and he hoped his felt similar. She pulled his hand over her right breast; he felt the heart-beat but his interest was split between that and the nipple – it was like a steel reinforcing rod.
"I have my admission ticket to the function," she said. "Do you have yours?"
"Oh yes," he said and she giggled asking him not to mess her up. "Well not yet," she added.
He was wearing his white suit and she was in something flimsy black that would get her arrested out on the street. He could see the nipples and couldn't see any panty line – what he had to escort to a cocktail party half-filled with randy males was a sex time-bomb. He resolved to behave in a soft and non-lethal manner at any guys who attempted a hit on her.
"Soft and non-lethal, soft and non-lethal," he chanted softly.
"Is that a new brand of condom?" she giggled and he loved her for her humor. They walked under an arcade of flowers he said "Pretty" and she sounded surprised and said, "You noticed?"
The were pulled into a group immediately, many people recognizing her and no-one recognizing him which was scarcely surprising but Ellis wasn't working in the property industry. Then he remembered - of course, her pretty face and body on the front page of 'Property Management for Professionals' magazine under the heading, 'Thanks Grandma'.
When Troy returned with a new beer he saw a fat slob had button-holed Ellis and was telling her how he could manage her properties like playing a violin. Troy said to a little woman and pointing to fat guts, "Excuse me, do you know him?"
"Yes, he's my husband Harold Lynch."
Troy ducked around the corner and announced in a deep voice, "Would Harold Lynch please contact management; his vehicle is being towed away."
Harold Lynch came running past protesting, "But I don't have a car here; my wife and I arrived by aircraft."
Troy found Ellis and Mrs Lynch chatting away happily so studied shoes; he felt it improper to stare at tits when here he was trying to make a big impression on Ellis.
"Hello, I'm Maud Nelson, national president. Are you are one of my smaller members?"
"I suppose so Maud. I'm Troy. You have great shoes – Chinese?"
"Yes, well how astonishing. I've never had a man comment on my shoes before. They usually...well it doesn't matter. You came in with the beautiful Ellis Jefferson I noticed."
"Yes."
"Well, that tells me a lot. I suppose you look after a few of her properties."
"Yes."
"Well that tells me a lot. How many of them?"
"All forty-three."
"Christ not only is she the largest property owner here but you manage the largest single property portfolio and probably the largest number of multi-portfolio managements."
"Do I?"
"Well that tells me a lot. What are your priorities?"
"My motto is a one-liner: 'Happy Tenants Pay Higher Rentals.'