Nobody wants to wear the same clothes for the whole holiday, especially if they're the same clothes that they set out from home but even more, nobody wants to wear someone else's clothes especially if they belong to the opposite sex.
Well there is my friend Jeremy who likes to 'dress up' shall we say but I'll leave that for now.
What I discovered when I opened my suitcase was that it was full of someone else's clothes and she wasn't a man.
She had good taste though and I felt bad that presumably she was going through the same motions with my suitcase and my clothes.
I had a look through to see if I could find any ID as the holiday company tag was missing but there was nothing, just her clothes, a couple of make-up bags and a bag with shampoos, conditioners, that kind of stuff.
What I didn't do, and I promise this, I didn't look through the little velvet bag.
Hey, it's none of my business what a girl likes to pack for her holiday pleasure.
She had packed a couple of books though so I figured I could borrow one of those for a day or so.
I took the lift down to the lobby to find the holiday rep. With any luck the person who had my case was doing the same but after waiting for over an hour while phone calls were made I decided to leave it for the evening and go out for a beer.
With any luck I'd spot a girl who looked like she'd been wearing the same clothes all day and that would be that.
She would of course have to be around 5'8" and a size 8 with good taste in shoes and 34C -- well I did take a little peek at the labels in her things. At least I'd know what sort of woman I was looking for and apart from the fact that she'd been wearing the same clothes all day I reckoned she'd look pretty neat.
I chose a cafΓ© on the beach side, ordered a beer and opened one of the books I'd taken from her case. I might at least get to know what she likes to read
A perfect start to a holiday except I have no clothes.
Well, not mine anyway.
The light was starting to fade quickly as it does this far south; no long summer evenings here, just a violet twilight and then the night comes as the sun dips below the horizon, black dark skies sprinkled with a million stars and I was shocked at how quickly the time had passed and then I reminded myself that's how it's supposed to be on holiday. Except that I should be wearing shorts and a t shirt, not the clothes I travelled in.
The waiter brings a citronella candle to keep the bugs away and I ask for another beer while I check my phone to see if I have any messages. The rep. promised to call or text me as soon as she had any information on my baggage but the phone is dead and the charger is in my suitcase. Damn.
The book is ok, chick lit really and I guess it will have a mushy ending but that's no problem. With any luck I'll have my own books before I come to the 'holding hands as they walk into the distance bit' and some clothes from my suitcase and I put it down and look around at the other customers.
There's a few people at the cafe, finishing drinks before dinner and I watch them ebb and flow for a while, trying to imagine who they are and how they are.
There's a couple not talking to each other, either so long together that they telepath their conversation or else they just have nothing to say anymore.
Then there's the honeymoon couple, dressed to the nines and all over each other while snatching glances at the people either side of them to see if they're being admired.
In one corner there's a woman who looks almost as if she came straight from work to the cafΓ©. Whatever she's been doing she's had a hard day and looks exasperated, as if she's tried everything and still got nowhere and she's caught the sun on her nose, but her dark hair frames her face perfectly.
She catches me looking at her and I smile briefly before returning to the book I've borrowed. I'm embarrassed because I don't like to be caught staring. It's a childhood thing 'don't stare' but she's pretty and I snatch another look and she catches me again so this time I smile at her before looking back at the book.
Suddenly the book has lost my interest and I snap it shut and signal the waiter for the menu.
The sound of a chair being pushed back makes me turn and I see that the woman at the corner table is leaving and giving her money to the waitress. As she stands, I watch her move from sitting to standing in one easy movement that seems to go on for longer that I'd somehow expected. She's much taller than I'd first thought when I stole a glance at her and got caught but at least she smiled back.
I look away again, not wanting to disturb her. I know it can be difficult when you want time on your own and someone intrudes into your chosen solitude. She looks like she's had a hard day, probably chasing down missing baggage for angry and disappointed holidaymakers.
What a job. It's the last thing that I could do but I guess there are plusses, the long hot summer and the enjoyment of just being somewhere else for long enough to get to know it.
I look up again as she makes her way out of the cafΓ© and see that she's going to walk right past my table. Deliberate? Well I don't know but at least it gives me an excuse to catch her eye again.
She walks easily with a gentle sway to her hips, lithe and fit and I wonder if she gets that from skiing or dancing. She's size 8 I'd guess and tall, about 5'8" and I have a sudden flashback to the suitcase in my room that makes me blush.
Suppose it's her, the owner of the case? She'll see the book and know I've looked through her things but it's too late now, she's almost at my table so I look up and smile at her again, hoping that she won't be too offended.
There's something about the way she's looking at me, as if she knows something that I don't and she stops right beside my table, indicating the book that is lying there beside my beer.
"How are you enjoying the book? It's one of my favourites and if you have a look on page sixty-nine there should be a note on the side margin *ask Debs what paragraph 5 has to do with her and Peter*.
Would you mind in your overly dressed state for this heat, and me still in my travelling clothes, but I think we may have solved the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle or a little part of it."
I like her voice but I'm not sure that I like what she's saying because it confirms my fear that I'm reading her book from her suitcase and although unintentional, she'll know that I opened it and then looked through her clothes and the other bits and pieces that she'd packed.
I look up at her and try to force a smile, racing to find words to defuse what could be a difficult situation.
"So you lost your suitcase as well." I say as I open the book, looking for the page. "Yes, here's your note. It looks like I have your suitcase and I'm hoping that you have mine."
Well at least she's smiling and not being angry and I pull a chair back, inviting her to sit.
"Look I'm sorry that I opened your suitcase but it's exactly the same as mine. I couldn't believe my eyes at first, you know, kind of denying reality, just not wanting to believe it?"
She's smiling at me, nodding her head as if saying, 'Go on, let's see what else you want to confess to'.