It was a cold, rainy Saturday morning in November in the Ozarks and I decided to drive the 50 miles to the nearest WalMart to do some shopping.
As I passed through one of the small towns that dotted the hills and hollows of our beautiful Ozarks, I saw a small homemade "Garage Sale" sign in front of a little house just out of town. The home was probably built in the 50s or 60s and had a small free-standing garage behind it. I had found some good tool buys in just such a place in the past, especially if it was the woman selling her husband's things. So I pulled in.
The rain had forced the owner to crowd everything into the small garage, and I saw immediately that it was mostly women's things. I decided to investigate just the same.
The lady sitting behind the small table was petite, maybe about 45 years old, with an almost sad smile and long, dark hair. I am a sucker for long, dark hair. As I passed her and went into the garage I stole a glance at her body and saw that she had full, but not oversized breasts, covered conservatively with a padded bra and V-neck sweater that showed just a hint of cleavage.
I am a widower of five years and an unashamed voyeur, although I try not to be rude or obnoxious with my favorite pastime.
Inside the garage were two women who evidently belonged to the old Ford truck in the driveway. They were looking through a table of women's clothes and, as they held them up, I saw that the lady preferred quality, yet not too expensive, clothing – and it was not all as conservative as the sweater and slacks she was now wearing.
I walked past the two shoppers to a table of odds and ends in the corner. A couple of older tools caught my eye and I picked up an antique brace and bit that was in excellent shape and had the ridiculously cheap price of $2 on it. There were a few more items that caught my attention, and I had four pieces in my hands as I turned to see if there was anything else of interest.
On one of the tables filled with bras and other intimate wear I saw one of those pink, spring-loaded "boob builders" that every woman in the world must have owned at one time or another. Remembering how I used to watch my wife work her little pink machine, I absently laid down my tools and picked the instrument up, working it with both hands and thinking of Denise.
I glanced up to see the two shoppers smiling at each other. I glanced to the front of the garage just in time to see the owner turning away, a shy smile on her face as well. I laid the instrument down quickly, turning red, I am sure.
As the two shoppers took their purchases to the front and paid, I moved that way slowly, finally stopping at an old desk very near the owner's table. It had several books and VCR tapes on it. The books were mostly coffee-table fare consisting of travel scenes from around the world, history, and animals. There was one large book on photography and I thumbed through it, but there was no nudity so I put it back down.
The VCR tapes were mostly westerns and 60s movies, most of which I had seen many times. As I shuffled through them, however, I came across three paperback books with their covers removed. Turning to the title pages I saw that they were borderline pornographic and, thumbing through one, I found a series of photographs in the center that contained full frontal nudity.
I looked up quickly toward the lady in charge and saw the two customers climbing into their truck. The lady was watching me and saw the question in my eyes as I looked up from the books.
"I kind of hid them up front so I could keep an eye on who might see them," she said tentatively, feeling an explanation was in order. "I wanted to make sure no children saw them, but thought some of the women might be interested in getting them for their husbands. I didn't expect any men to come today since I have mostly women's things."
I nodded and looked back at the other two books.
"Have you read them?" I asked, and saw her look away, blushing.
"No, they were my husband's; he died a couple of months ago and I am just now getting around to selling some of his things."
I nodded again and picked up all three books – they looked promising and I could use a little help with my almost nightly masturbation sessions.
As I laid my articles on the table and reached for my wallet, I saw the lady start to speak and then hesitate. I caught her eye and smiled in as friendly a manner as I could.
"I don't suppose you have any more tools?" I asked, hoping to let her off the hook. "I collect older tools that people don't want anymore."
"As a matter of fact, I do," she said, pointing to a door in the back of the small garage. "Leo's shop is in there and there's lots of stuff I wasn't sure would sell. Would you like to see?"
I nodded and she stood to take me back to her late husband's shop.
"I sure picked the wrong day for this sale," she said, shaking her head. "Maybe it will get better tomorrow."
I agreed with a nod.
"You just never know," I said, following her to the back of the garage as I watched her soft, round bottom move inside the khaki slacks that were not too tight and not too loose. "Her husband had been a lucky man," I thought as I looked closely at her fit figure and the natural, easy way she moved. I bet she could move just as naturally in other ways and felt a slight tingle in my penis at the thought.
In the cramped little shop in the back, which was made even smaller by the built-in workbench, I found a gold mine. Leo had an entire collection of pre-electric hand tools lined up on a peg board. There was also an extensive collection of nuts, bolts and screws in little baby food bottles hanging over the bench. The old vise alone would bring fifty or sixty dollars at the right sale. There was probably at least three or four hundred dollars value in the little room.
She stood in front of the bench, watching me evaluate the tools, and I was glad that I had long ago developed a poker face from hundreds of auctions and garage sales.
"What do you want for the whole lot?" I asked, looking at her calmly. She returned my gaze with one that spoke absolute innocence and honesty, even a hint of warmth.
"I have no idea what they are worth," she said. "They were Leo's father's and he used them his whole life. How about $50?"
I pursed my lips and picked up a hand plane, testing the blade. It was as sharp as the day it was purchased. The man had taken care of his tools. I couldn't help glancing at the man's wife as the thought crossed my mind. "He took care of his wife, too," I thought.