The small apartment was quiet as Eric settled down to an evening of television. He was looking forward to a night to himself after a long week of teaching at the Wood County Police Academy. His specialty was self-defense, but he taught all aspects of police work. It had been an especially tough week where things went wrong when they shouldn't have and things didn't get done when they should have. All in all, he was tired and sore and didn't want to be bothered for a few days. Flipping through the channels, he found a Yankees-Athletics baseball game and stayed there. Although he lived neither on the west coast or east, the two teams playing were among his favorites. After watching for a few innings, Eric went to the kitchen to get himself a beer. As he opened the refrigerator, the phone began to ring. Scowling, he grabbed a beer, closed the door, and checked the caller ID to find that his sister was calling. I wonder what she wants, he thought to himself as he picked up the phone.
"Hello Joy," he said before she could say anything.
"Caller ID?"
"Yep."
"I keep forgetting that you have that."
"You say that all the time."
"Yeah, well, sue me for forgetting."
"What do you need, Joy?" he asked, trying to get to the point of the phone call.
"Do I need a reason?"
"You only call if you have a reason. What's up?"
"Are you busy tomorrow night?"
"Let me check my social calendar." Eric looked at the calendar on the wall next to the phone that was mostly full of empty boxes. "I can probably squeeze you in sometime between 7:15 and 7:30. Is that okay with you?"
"That's funny, Eric. Ha Ha. Can you make it or not?"
"Why?" Eric was getting suspicious. Joy was famous for fixing him up on blind dates, something he wished she wouldn't do, although he had to admit that the ones she did fix him up with were usually pretty nice. Still, he wasn't in the mood to go on a date, blind or otherwise.
"I've got someone I'd like you to meet," Joy replied as Eric cringed and silently cursed on the other line.
"Ah, come on sis," he protested as he sat down at his dinette, beer in hand. "I don't know if I'm in the mood for a date this weekend. I had a hell week and I'm sore and tired. I don't know."
"I think you'll like her, Eric. She's a nurse in pediatrics." Joy worked as a receptionist in radiology. "She's cute, soft-spoken, and she thinks you're good looking. I mean that's worth something, don't you think? What do you say?"
"You showed her a picture of me?" Eric asked, a bit interested, but not nearly enough to want to go.
"Well, she asked to see one."
"And she didn't get sick or throw up..."
"Eric!"
"I don't know, Joy," he repeated.
"Come on, Eric, she's really nice," Joy said sweetly, trying to convince him.
Eric thought for a minute before replying. "Did you tell her about my leg?" Eric had been a cop four years earlier when he was shot in the knee during a burglary investigation. After multiple surgeries, his leg was saved, but his police career was over. He walked with a limp, sometimes more noticeable than others depending on how much discomfort he was in.
"Yes, I did, but it didn't appear to make any difference to her." Joy knew how sensitive he was about it.
"What did she say?" he pressed, sighing loudly, waiting for bad news.
"Okay."
"That's it?"
"That's it. I told you it didn't make any difference to her."
"Oh." Eric was silent for a moment. "Well, what's her vitals?" he asked, more than a little interested now.
Joy smiled to herself because she knew that Eric was interested now. "She's about 5 ' 9" and maybe 150 pounds. She has brown hair and green eyes, never married, and is around your age."
Eric, who was 31, asked, "So, what's wrong with her?"
"Maybe she's thinking the same about you!"
"Touche," Eric replied, he himself a confirmed bachelor. "What's her interests?"
"Shouldn't you be the one to find out?"
"You're on the ball, Joy. I can't get anything by you tonight."
"You can't get anything by me at any time, Eric," she countered. "So, what do you say?"
"You're really pushing this one, Joy. What's so special about her?"
"I don't know, Eric. I just think you two would hit it off, that's all. It's just a feeling, plus she seems to be pretty interested, so that's all I can say."
Eric thought about it for a few more moments as Joy waited patiently. As he thought, he realized that he had no good reason not to go. Heck, he might even have a great time for all he knew. "Okay Joy," he said, "I'll go. Where and what time?"
"Great, I know you'll have a good time," she gushed. "Stop by at five o'clock and Tim and I will take it from there." Tim was Joy's husband.
"What should I wear? Casual, dressy, or tank top, shorts, and unshaven?"
Joy laughed, "Just casual, Eric. You know, slacks and a polo."
"Okay, sounds good," he agreed. "So, does my date have a name or will I just say 'hey you' all night?"
"Her name is Nancy, Nancy Roalef. Are you okay with that or should I ask her to change it for you?"
"Nice comeback, sis," he chuckled. "I think she can keep it. It's a nice name."
"I'm sure she'll be relieved to hear that. Well, I'll let you go and I'll call her and set things up. See you at five tomorrow."
"See you, sis, and thanks."
"You're welcome, Eric," she said before she hung up.
Shaking his head, Eric took his beer and went back to the living room to resume watching the game.
Nancy Roalef was on pins and needles all day waiting for Joy to call. She really was hoping that Joy's brother would agree to a date with her. Just when she least expected it, the phone began to ring. Nancy answered the phone on the fourth ring after first drying her hands from washing the dishes. "Hello," she said.
"Hey Nancy, it's Joy."
"So, what'd he say?"
"It's a go. He even promised not to wear a tank top and shorts."
Was there a doubt?"
"Well, you never know what to expect with Eric," she explained.
"He's not weird, is he? I've had it up to here with weird dates. You're not holding something back on me, are you? Please tell me he's normal," Nancy pleaded, her voice starting to show panic.
"I wouldn't steer you wrong, he's quite normal. He's just got a good sense of humor and you sometimes don't know where he's coming from."
"Good," Nancy sighed with relief, "I was beginning to think he was the second coming of Pee Wee Herman!"
"I think you'll be okay with him," Joy laughed
Nancy was beginning to feel a bit apprehensive about the date. She didn't date much and had only been on a few blind dates, all disasters. When Joy approached her about Eric, she immediately thought no, no, no, oh hell no! But after Joy talked to her about him and showed her his picture, she finally relented. Now that it was set, the butterflies started to dance in her stomach, but she wasn't going to back out. He looked too cute to pass up.