"Want a woman to text with....any subject...it's your choice."
The ad stuck out at me like a sore thumb. This guy wants to talk to women about anything. Hum. So, I clicked on the ad and read it. Wow!!! This can't be real. A guy actually finds talking with women exciting. As I was having a lonely, quiet, boring evening I decided to answer his ad.
"Hi, this is Gigi. So, you want to do girl talk? Why? What is it you want to know about us? "
Curiosity was killing me about a guy who wanted to spend his time talking to women. What was he about? Well, let's see if he answers me. I hit the send button.
Within ten minutes I heard the ding that I had received an email. Sure enough it was from him.
"Hi, my name is Jake. Yes, I love talking to women. They are a most interesting species. I don't care what you look like or how old you are. Only that you truly are a female. No subject is taboo, and we can talk as often as you like. I do prefer to use text rather than email, if that is acceptable with you. Here is my number...I hope to hear from you soon. Tell me what is on your mind right now baby."
Oh My God!!!! This guy is for real, I think. He wants to hear from me by text. Okay, let's give this a try, I said to Nikki my Maltese dog who was laying at the foot of my bed.
After I entered his name to my contact list, I hit message and text:
"Hi Jake, it's Gigi. Now you have my number. Well, I'm sitting here on my bed with my little Maltese Nikki and writing to you. This is the first time I have ever answered an ad like this, so I'm not really sure where to start. Right now I'm bored out of my mind. I don't really like to watch tv, don't have a good book to read and no date."
"So, you're sitting or lying on your bed all alone?"
"Yeah, bummer, huh. What a way to spend a Friday night."
"You don't have a boyfriend or anyone special in your life?"
"No, we broke up about a month ago. Why are you home on a Friday night?"
"Actually, I'm at work. I watch monitors and it gets pretty boring, so I text."
"Do you have a girlfriend or significant other?"
"Nope...not anymore. Too many complications. Now I get to talk to you. Love it."
"Cool...so what do we talk about.... let's see, I'm sure you don't want to hear about my going shopping or what color I want to paint the kitchen."
"Well, do you like to cook...do you spend much time in the kitchen? It should be a color you feel comfortable in... warm...relaxing. Do you have a glass of wine while you cook? What do you wear while you are in there?"
"Why is all of that important?"
"Because, my dear, a kitchen can be just as romantic as the bedroom. Think about it. What and how you cook sets the mood for the rest of the evening. What you wear puts you in either a relaxed mood or in a hurry. If you wear short shorts and a halter top, drink a little wine and have on some really cool music your mind can conjure up some mighty fine dishes. You've also set the ambiance for your guest or mate to satisfy his pallet as well as his eyes. Loving is not done just in the bedroom."
"I suppose next you're going to tell me to cook with a negligee on."
"If that suits the situation, by all means yes.... wow what a turn on."
"Hum...never thought of it that way. Well, it's late and I have to work in the morning so am going to go. Nice talking to you, Jake."
"Yeah, you too Gigi. Hope we can talk again. You seem like a really nice person."
I thought about Jake all day. I couldn't get him off my mind. I had only talked with him for a few minutes, yet he intrigued me. What was it about him? Why did he want to talk to me of all people? And his ideas of the kitchen were kind of a turn on. Yep...I wanted to talk with Jake some more. I definitely wanted to know more about this guy and what made him tick.
Quickly I changed my clothes, grabbed my cell and made sure it was fully charged, called to Nikki and climbed onto my bed. Sitting there cross legged I pulled up Jake and hit message on my cell.
I waited and waited and waited. Nothing. Damn it, I knew it was too good to be true. I threw the phone on the bed and headed for the bathroom to take a shower.
