Author's Note
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"And now for something completely different . . . "
This story is a switch from my usual fare. I tried to keep the deep soul searching by the characters to a minimum. I also made no effort to make my characters or the situations realistic.
This is a satirical farce. The characters are intended to be caricatures. All the women are beautiful with big tits, tight bodies and high sex drives. All of the men (with the exception of Rodney) are exceptionally well hung and can get it up and cum all night long. The situations are intended to be over the top. Think of this as reading a porn flick, with a plot.
Due to its length, I have posted it in three parts. All parts were submitted on the same day so hopefully they will be posted in short order.
I hope you like it.
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive"
- Sir Walter Scott
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Rodney Corman was angry with his wife. It wasn't anything particular that Linda had done. It was just. . . Well let's just say that he thought she was boring. She never wanted to try anything new. Just last week he had suggested that they try a threesome with Maureen, the divorcee down the street and she hit the roof.
Didn't Linda know that this was the twenty first century? Everybody was fucking around. He had seen it of the Internet. He had found all sorts of web sites that showed real housewives taking on all comers. His favorite stories were filled with wives who had found their inner slut. The world was filled with swingers and wives who liked to party. It was just his luck that he was stuck with some dried out prune that still thought it was the 50's.
So what that she caught him with the divorcee yesterday. He had offered to let her join in and she stormed off. Fucking Bitch! Just because she didn't want to be included didn't mean that he should be deprived. He couldn't help himself. Real men need lots of sex; he knew that for a fact.
Why in the hell should she get angry? It didn't mean anything; it was just sex. Besides it wasn't like Linda was fucking him that often anyway. Is she opened her legs once a week he was feeling lucky. A man has needs. If his wife wouldn't give him what he wanted, he had a right, no an obligation, to seek it elsewhere
Besides, Maureen was a sexy little number he just couldn't resist. She hadn't had a man between her legs in a long time. He was just being a good neighbor when he fucked her. It could have been a lot of fun if Linda hadn't come in and interrupted him at just the wrong time. He was so annoyed that his control had slipped and he had cum long before he should have.
He didn't even get to enjoy it and Maureen had already told him that she wasn't interested in having him back. How dare she tell him that he wasn't worth it? The fucking bitch. So he didn't make her cum, she was probably frigid anyway. He'd been with lots of girls and none of them had complained before.
His affair with his last secretary had lasted almost a month. She had screwed him almost every day at lunch. She loved it when he bent her over the desk and pounded her until he came. She never complained or asked for foreplay. She was perfectly willing to come into his office, drop her panties and bend over.
His secretary must have thought he was a good fuck. She moaned all the time and talked nasty all the time. Shit, she sounded just like those bitches in the porno tapes he watched. She had been a real good fuck. Sure she pouted when he told her that he wasn't going to leave his wife, but what did she expect. He had explained to her that he just wanted to fuck her, not marry her. It had been real bad luck that she had been transferred all of a sudden like that.
Roger shook his head and started to get dressed. His office was holding a reception tonight at the main office complex to celebrate a successful year. What a fucking waste of a Friday night! Linda was still giving him the silent treatment, but she had insisted on going to the party. As a supervisor, he was expected to attend these boring functions, but he didn't know why she wanted to attend.
It was just a dumb fucking office party. Nobody ever got wild at these things. Not like he had read about in those true stories he read in Penthouse Forum. He had never once seen any of the girls take off their tops or even flash their titties. All that would happen is that he would sit around, watch other people dance, tell boring jokes and have a few drinks. "Just what I need," he thought, "a boring party with an ice princess next to me to make the night excruciating."
Linda came out of the bathroom and sat down at her vanity to finish her makeup. She was still in her robe and Rodney could see her body outlined through the light tricot. At 40, Linda was a still a knockout; a real MILF, about 5' 8" with boobs and a body that made men salivate. "What a waste," he thought. "It wasn't fair that such a good-looking body be wasted on a prude." He sighed heavily and she looked at him sharply.
"Rodney, before we leave for the party I have something to tell you. Catching you with Maureen in my own bedroom was the last straw. I've put up with your affairs and running around for too many years. You don't give a shit about our marriage so why should I? Tonight it's my turn to have some fun. Take a good look at what I'm going to give to someone else tonight. "