Author's Note
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"And now for something completely different . . . "
This story is a switch from my usual fare. I tried to keep the deep soul searching by the characters to a minimum. I also made no effort to make my characters or the situations realistic.
This is a satirical farce. The characters are intended to be caricatures. All the women are beautiful with big tits, tight bodies and high sex drives. All of the men (with the exception of Rodney) are exceptionally well hung and can get it up and cum all night long. The situations are intended to be over the top. Think of this as reading a porn flick, with a plot.
Due to its length, I have posted it in three parts. All parts were submitted on the same day so hopefully they will be posted in short order.
I hope you like it.
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive"
- Sir Walter Scott
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Rodney Corman was angry with his wife. It wasn't anything particular that Linda had done. It was just. . . Well let's just say that he thought she was boring. She never wanted to try anything new. Just last week he had suggested that they try a threesome with Maureen, the divorcee down the street and she hit the roof.
Didn't Linda know that this was the twenty first century? Everybody was fucking around. He had seen it of the Internet. He had found all sorts of web sites that showed real housewives taking on all comers. His favorite stories were filled with wives who had found their inner slut. The world was filled with swingers and wives who liked to party. It was just his luck that he was stuck with some dried out prune that still thought it was the 50's.
So what that she caught him with the divorcee yesterday. He had offered to let her join in and she stormed off. Fucking Bitch! Just because she didn't want to be included didn't mean that he should be deprived. He couldn't help himself. Real men need lots of sex; he knew that for a fact.
Why in the hell should she get angry? It didn't mean anything; it was just sex. Besides it wasn't like Linda was fucking him that often anyway. Is she opened her legs once a week he was feeling lucky. A man has needs. If his wife wouldn't give him what he wanted, he had a right, no an obligation, to seek it elsewhere
Besides, Maureen was a sexy little number he just couldn't resist. She hadn't had a man between her legs in a long time. He was just being a good neighbor when he fucked her. It could have been a lot of fun if Linda hadn't come in and interrupted him at just the wrong time. He was so annoyed that his control had slipped and he had cum long before he should have.
He didn't even get to enjoy it and Maureen had already told him that she wasn't interested in having him back. How dare she tell him that he wasn't worth it? The fucking bitch. So he didn't make her cum, she was probably frigid anyway. He'd been with lots of girls and none of them had complained before.
His affair with his last secretary had lasted almost a month. She had screwed him almost every day at lunch. She loved it when he bent her over the desk and pounded her until he came. She never complained or asked for foreplay. She was perfectly willing to come into his office, drop her panties and bend over.
His secretary must have thought he was a good fuck. She moaned all the time and talked nasty all the time. Shit, she sounded just like those bitches in the porno tapes he watched. She had been a real good fuck. Sure she pouted when he told her that he wasn't going to leave his wife, but what did she expect. He had explained to her that he just wanted to fuck her, not marry her. It had been real bad luck that she had been transferred all of a sudden like that.
Roger shook his head and started to get dressed. His office was holding a reception tonight at the main office complex to celebrate a successful year. What a fucking waste of a Friday night! Linda was still giving him the silent treatment, but she had insisted on going to the party. As a supervisor, he was expected to attend these boring functions, but he didn't know why she wanted to attend.
It was just a dumb fucking office party. Nobody ever got wild at these things. Not like he had read about in those true stories he read in Penthouse Forum. He had never once seen any of the girls take off their tops or even flash their titties. All that would happen is that he would sit around, watch other people dance, tell boring jokes and have a few drinks. "Just what I need," he thought, "a boring party with an ice princess next to me to make the night excruciating."
Linda came out of the bathroom and sat down at her vanity to finish her makeup. She was still in her robe and Rodney could see her body outlined through the light tricot. At 40, Linda was a still a knockout; a real MILF, about 5' 8" with boobs and a body that made men salivate. "What a waste," he thought. "It wasn't fair that such a good-looking body be wasted on a prude." He sighed heavily and she looked at him sharply.
"Rodney, before we leave for the party I have something to tell you. Catching you with Maureen in my own bedroom was the last straw. I've put up with your affairs and running around for too many years. You don't give a shit about our marriage so why should I? Tonight it's my turn to have some fun. Take a good look at what I'm going to give to someone else tonight. "
Linda unbelted her robe and shrugged it from her shoulders. Underneath she was wearing a set of rose-colored lingerie with a soft demi bra that barely covered her nipples, a garter belt and lacy transparent thong that framed her pussy in a delightful way. Her lingerie didn't hide her beauty; it presented it to be admired. Through the front panel of the panty he could clearly tell that she had shaved her pussy for the first time in their marriage. Linda gave him a mocking smile and started to roll a pair of delicate silk stockings up her long legs.
Rodney recognized the lingerie immediately. It was a set that he had bought for his secretary just before she was transferred. He had never gotten a chance to give it to her and he thought he had hidden it well. He hadn't realized that Linda had found it. He couldn't believe she had shaved her pussy. He had been asking her to do that for years.
Linda finished smoothing out her stockings and went over to her closet and pulled out a new red cocktail dress. She slipped it over her head and adjusted the spaghetti straps. The hem barely covered her ass as she stood there. She critically checked the low slung neck of the dress and gave a final push to the bottom of her breasts to make it frame her cleavage properly. "Hurry up and finish getting ready."
Linda stepped into a pair of come fuck me heels started to walk out of the room. She stopped with at the door and gave Rodney challenging look. "I'm going to this party to find someone to fuck. I'm going to let him take this dress off of me and I'm going to do whatever he wants. I'm going to let. . . no, I'm going to insist, that he do all of the things to me that you have wanted to do, but I've never allowed. Hurry up; I'll be in the car waiting. "
Rodney sat there stunned as his wife swept out of the room. He couldn't believe the change in her. This must be some type of trick, he thought. She was too much of a June Cleaver. She's just trying to get me jealous. She would never cheat on me.
Rodney smiled and grabbed his jacket. He would teach her that he was the master of this house. Two could play this game. He would see her bluff and raise it. She thought he would spend the night following her, well he wouldn't. With her out of his hair, he might just get lucky and find someone new to fuck tonight.
Tomorrow, he would deal with Linda. It was high time he stopped putting up with her shit. He didn't care that she was bluffing when she said that she was willing to try new things. He was going to fuck her the way he always wanted to and he wasn't going to take no for an answer. It was time he put his foot down. Rodney laughed and walked out to the car.
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Across town, Cheryl and Tim Walker were just about ready to leave for the party. As she put the final touches on her makeup, Cheryl was trying to forget about work and about that asshole Rodney Corman. Cheryl supervised a division that was in direct competition with Rodney for accounts. Her considered opinion was that Rodney was worthless, both at work and as a human being. Unfortunately for her, he could brown nose with the best of them and had the bosses fooled.
Cheryl was convinced that Rodney was up to no good. She knew that he was trying to undermine her position at the company. A few months ago she had caught him trying to take credit for an account that her division has landed. She had heard rumors that he was trying to steal some of her best accounts and people. She didn't worry about his stealing her people because none of them would work for him. They all knew his reputation as a low life and womanizer
But she was worried about the accounts. He had a well-earned reputation for attempting to steal accounts from the other divisions whenever he could get away with it. Cheryl had worked hard to develop a high level of trust with her accounts. Rodney would blow that in a day. He would try anything to get an advantage over her. Even though he was an idiot, she wasn't looking forward to dealing with the messes he might create.
Cheryl looked over at her husband Tim and smiled nervously. Enough of worrying about Rodney, she had concentrate on her husband. They had only been married for about three months. She had caught Tim on the rebound as he was just getting over the pain of his first wife's death. They had gotten married after a whirlwind romance and were still getting to know each other.