Why does she have to do this so often? I might be a statue but I still have a life. Well all right its not much of a life, but its all I have and this woman impaling herself on me every day is distracting. Last night was a standard example. I was deep in thought, considering my chosen matter of the day, the weight of the world, and she broke into the museum I rest in. She came running up to me and pulled her loose dress off over her head. Without even saying good evening she climbed onto my plinth and straddled me.
Just to put you in the picture, I am a life size granite statue of a reclining man, who had the misfortune to be sculpted with an erect penis and a well muscled body. The penis part is about twelve inches long and slightly curved towards the end, and according to many visitors looks quite realistic. I enjoy the fact that I am sentient, it is fun to observe the people who parade past, not knowing I see and hear them. It is even a thrill to see the looks of amazement on the faces of those who have not seen such a well sculpted body so close before. This unasked for attention from a real woman was a surprise, and at first I was proud she had chosen me. Now however I just want to get rid of her.