The first posting of this story contained old English dialog and some of the readers suggested that such language detracted from the story and ask that I repost it in modern English. For those who might be interested in reading what my brain has contrived but feel that it could not be help but be sacrilegious, I would say that there is no mention of anything religious that should evoke such a response. I have tried to keep it a secular story so as not to offend those with that concern. This is a second posting for those readers who enjoyed the story but felt they would like to read it unfettered by old English syntax. Here it is, my friends and I hope that you find it as enjoyable as the first offering if not more so.
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"Damn, this thing is hard!" said Adam as he awoke with a raging hard on. "I wonder what I should do with it?" He got up from the ground where he had been sleeping next to Eve and walked across the trail to relieve himself under a tree. As his urine splashed on the ground, he scratched his ass, stretched, farted and yawned. Finally when he was done, he shook his cock off and walked over to the pile of apples that Eve had taken from the forbidden tree, picked up an apple and started eating it.
As he did so he continued fondling his hard cock. "This feeling is good!" he thought. He kept stroking it back and forth, slowly becoming more intense and more rapid.
He had done this several times before but always stopped when he got the feeling that he wanted to fly like the birds that cruised the heavens.
Whenever he stopped at that point, however, his balls hurt and were so swollen the next day that they turned blue. The first time that Eve saw him she asked him,
"Adam, why are you balls so big and so blue?"
Adam stuttered,
"I-I-I I don't really know. They just seem to get like that sometimes."
Eve didn't bother to tell him why they hurt but whenever she saw his balls were blue, she knew what he had been doing but couldn't tell him how to avoid the blue balls as Adam hated Satan, her confidante.
Adam hated Satan becasue it was Satan who had caused God to cast them out of the garden of Eden and ever since that time he regularly got the blue balls.
Remembering his conversations with Eve and enjoying his private ministrations, Adam got carried away and kept pumping his cock until suddenly it pulsed and white stuff started squirting everywhere.
He screamed aloud, "O, shit what is happening to me? My "tube" is squirting out white stuff that I have never seen before"
Eve awoke to his screams and saw him running towards her, hard cock in hand, still throbbing and still squirting white stuff from its tip.
"What's wrong with you," Eve yelled.
"My tube is leaking and won't stop." Adam wailed.
His knees suddenly gave way and he collapsed in a heap at her feet.
Mad at being awakened by Adam's ignorance Eve snapped
"If you stop playing with yourself it won't happen!...but you're ok!"
"What! My tube is spouting all this thick white stuff, my legs are weak and trembling and you are telling me that I'm ok?" he responded.
"I think that you just came," she replied.
"What on God's earth is that?" he wailed.
"Come sit down let me tell you about it," smiled Eve.
"How could you possibly know what is happening to me?" Adam barked. "I am a man, you don't have a tube. How the hell would you know?"
" Wel-l-l-l, Satan told me about it," she replied.
"What? You've been talking to that low-life sonofabitch?" Adam yelled. "Didn't he cause us enough grief? We were all jamming all over Eden having ball after ball and now we're cast out and all I have to show for it is two balls and they are both painful and blue!"
"SSshhh" Eve intoned, "You men always think that you know everything and that a woman can't show you anything, well, Satan told me that what happened to you is called 'cumming.'"
"How could I be coming when I was going over there!" Adam roared.
"Easy, baby, not coming like in coming and going but cumming," Eve laughed. "Satan told me that if a man plays with himself, he will get a very nice feeling and that if he keeps it up and can keep it up long enough, after a while he will reach the stage that juice shoots forth from what you call your tube. That's what cumming is all about!" I have been cumming it every day now for over a month, and by the way, that thing that you call a tube, Satan says is really a cock!"
"What?" screamed Adam. "How come you never mentioned these things to me before?"
"Well, you don't like Satan much and I didn't want you to get angry with me for letting him show me stuff and posssibly thinking that Satan and I had something going on between us but what he showed me was so good that I couldn't help myself."
"What did that nasty sucker do to you?" Adam asked.
"Well," Eve responded, "Promise me that you won't get mad."
Grudgingly Adam said "OK," because he knew that if he didn't say that, Eve would never tell him what had happened and he would never find out.
Eve then said,
"I fell asleep one day while you were out walking and a sweet feeling from a place between my legs woke me up. I realized that Satan was lying between my thighs and was sliding slowly back and forth. I started to grab him and throw him out but all of a sudden it felt so-o-o-o-o-o good, so I lay still and pretended to be still asleep!
"The nasty bugger," Adam exclaimed.
"SSssshhh," said Eve. "He sped up his movements and I began to feel faint. I saw stars and lightning and heard music and then juice gushed from between my legs. I couldn't talk or walk for about fifteen minutes. When I came back to myself, he asked me if I enjoyed it and of course I said that I did.
When I asked him what had happened to me he said that it was called "cumming" and that I could do it by myself and explained to me what he had done was called mistressbating. He told me that the spot he was rubbing was called a pussy and not a cavern as we call it and that it could be the source of great pleasure for me. Ten minutes later after he had slunk away, I tried it for myself and it was wonderful, so I have been doing it every day, cumming four or five times a day!
"If I had caught him, I would have cut his slimy ass up in pieces." Adam roared, "But how did you know about me?" Adam asked.
"Satan told me that the tube that you pee through is really called a cock and that if you play with it until it gets real hard, eventually, juice will shoot forth out of it and you will "cum" too.
Adam gathered himself up off the ground and told Eve,
"I am going down to the river to wash myself off and then take a walk."
"Okay," Eve said, "take your time, I'll be here" and smiled at his naked retreating back.
As soon as Adam got out of sight, Eve lay down and started diddling herself. He walked to the river, washed the cum off his hands and legs and realized that his balls were no longer swollen and no longer blue.
"Shit," he said," this cumming stuff is the bomb and started playing with his cock again. Ten minutes later, two screams were heard floating on the breezes outside of the garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were both cumming together even though they were yards apart.
Slithering under a rock, Satan smiled!
The next day Adam noticed that his balls didn't hurt, weren't swollen and weren't blue anymore either even though his newly named cock was a little sore. For the next few days Adam walked around playing with his cock over and over again and cumming to his heart's content.
