The first posting of this story contained old English dialog and some of the readers suggested that such language detracted from the story and ask that I repost it in modern English. For those who might be interested in reading what my brain has contrived but feel that it could not be help but be sacrilegious, I would say that there is no mention of anything religious that should evoke such a response. I have tried to keep it a secular story so as not to offend those with that concern. This is a second posting for those readers who enjoyed the story but felt they would like to read it unfettered by old English syntax. Here it is, my friends and I hope that you find it as enjoyable as the first offering if not more so.
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"Damn, this thing is hard!" said Adam as he awoke with a raging hard on. "I wonder what I should do with it?" He got up from the ground where he had been sleeping next to Eve and walked across the trail to relieve himself under a tree. As his urine splashed on the ground, he scratched his ass, stretched, farted and yawned. Finally when he was done, he shook his cock off and walked over to the pile of apples that Eve had taken from the forbidden tree, picked up an apple and started eating it.
As he did so he continued fondling his hard cock. "This feeling is good!" he thought. He kept stroking it back and forth, slowly becoming more intense and more rapid.
He had done this several times before but always stopped when he got the feeling that he wanted to fly like the birds that cruised the heavens.
Whenever he stopped at that point, however, his balls hurt and were so swollen the next day that they turned blue. The first time that Eve saw him she asked him,
"Adam, why are you balls so big and so blue?"
Adam stuttered,
"I-I-I I don't really know. They just seem to get like that sometimes."
Eve didn't bother to tell him why they hurt but whenever she saw his balls were blue, she knew what he had been doing but couldn't tell him how to avoid the blue balls as Adam hated Satan, her confidante.
Adam hated Satan becasue it was Satan who had caused God to cast them out of the garden of Eden and ever since that time he regularly got the blue balls.
Remembering his conversations with Eve and enjoying his private ministrations, Adam got carried away and kept pumping his cock until suddenly it pulsed and white stuff started squirting everywhere.
He screamed aloud, "O, shit what is happening to me? My "tube" is squirting out white stuff that I have never seen before"
Eve awoke to his screams and saw him running towards her, hard cock in hand, still throbbing and still squirting white stuff from its tip.
"What's wrong with you," Eve yelled.
"My tube is leaking and won't stop." Adam wailed.
His knees suddenly gave way and he collapsed in a heap at her feet.
Mad at being awakened by Adam's ignorance Eve snapped
"If you stop playing with yourself it won't happen!...but you're ok!"
"What! My tube is spouting all this thick white stuff, my legs are weak and trembling and you are telling me that I'm ok?" he responded.
"I think that you just came," she replied.
"What on God's earth is that?" he wailed.
"Come sit down let me tell you about it," smiled Eve.
"How could you possibly know what is happening to me?" Adam barked. "I am a man, you don't have a tube. How the hell would you know?"
" Wel-l-l-l, Satan told me about it," she replied.
"What? You've been talking to that low-life sonofabitch?" Adam yelled. "Didn't he cause us enough grief? We were all jamming all over Eden having ball after ball and now we're cast out and all I have to show for it is two balls and they are both painful and blue!"
"SSshhh" Eve intoned, "You men always think that you know everything and that a woman can't show you anything, well, Satan told me that what happened to you is called 'cumming.'"
"How could I be coming when I was going over there!" Adam roared.
"Easy, baby, not coming like in coming and going but cumming," Eve laughed. "Satan told me that if a man plays with himself, he will get a very nice feeling and that if he keeps it up and can keep it up long enough, after a while he will reach the stage that juice shoots forth from what you call your tube. That's what cumming is all about!" I have been cumming it every day now for over a month, and by the way, that thing that you call a tube, Satan says is really a cock!"
"What?" screamed Adam. "How come you never mentioned these things to me before?"
"Well, you don't like Satan much and I didn't want you to get angry with me for letting him show me stuff and posssibly thinking that Satan and I had something going on between us but what he showed me was so good that I couldn't help myself."
"What did that nasty sucker do to you?" Adam asked.
"Well," Eve responded, "Promise me that you won't get mad."
Grudgingly Adam said "OK," because he knew that if he didn't say that, Eve would never tell him what had happened and he would never find out.
Eve then said,
"I fell asleep one day while you were out walking and a sweet feeling from a place between my legs woke me up. I realized that Satan was lying between my thighs and was sliding slowly back and forth. I started to grab him and throw him out but all of a sudden it felt so-o-o-o-o-o good, so I lay still and pretended to be still asleep!
"The nasty bugger," Adam exclaimed.
"SSssshhh," said Eve. "He sped up his movements and I began to feel faint. I saw stars and lightning and heard music and then juice gushed from between my legs. I couldn't talk or walk for about fifteen minutes. When I came back to myself, he asked me if I enjoyed it and of course I said that I did.
When I asked him what had happened to me he said that it was called "cumming" and that I could do it by myself and explained to me what he had done was called mistressbating. He told me that the spot he was rubbing was called a pussy and not a cavern as we call it and that it could be the source of great pleasure for me. Ten minutes later after he had slunk away, I tried it for myself and it was wonderful, so I have been doing it every day, cumming four or five times a day!
"If I had caught him, I would have cut his slimy ass up in pieces." Adam roared, "But how did you know about me?" Adam asked.
"Satan told me that the tube that you pee through is really called a cock and that if you play with it until it gets real hard, eventually, juice will shoot forth out of it and you will "cum" too.
Adam gathered himself up off the ground and told Eve,
"I am going down to the river to wash myself off and then take a walk."
"Okay," Eve said, "take your time, I'll be here" and smiled at his naked retreating back.
As soon as Adam got out of sight, Eve lay down and started diddling herself. He walked to the river, washed the cum off his hands and legs and realized that his balls were no longer swollen and no longer blue.
"Shit," he said," this cumming stuff is the bomb and started playing with his cock again. Ten minutes later, two screams were heard floating on the breezes outside of the garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were both cumming together even though they were yards apart.
Slithering under a rock, Satan smiled!
The next day Adam noticed that his balls didn't hurt, weren't swollen and weren't blue anymore either even though his newly named cock was a little sore. For the next few days Adam walked around playing with his cock over and over again and cumming to his heart's content.
He had to admit to himself that Eve was right, this was so-o-o-o good! Adam, enjoyed playing with himself so much that he became hooked and as men often do, took over the process and told Eve he was changing the name from mistressbating to masterbating!
Eve smiled demurely and made a mental note to thank Satan for his wise counsel.
Guided by the preoccupation with his own cock, Adam for the first time began to notice other animals using their cocks and started to observe their differing sizes and colors.
About a week later, he saw a stallion mounting a mare and stood to watch. He was astounded by the size of the stallion's cock and balls. The stallion had a mighty cock and as he mounted the mare and made a few errant stabs, the huge cock disappeared into her body.
The stallion proceeded to bite the mare in her neck as he jabbed his hips forward and backward. The mare stood still, whinnying all the while.
Adam was mesmerized by the feral rutting.
After a few moments the stallion stepped down and Adam noticed juice running from the huge cock which was now soft and rubbery just like his.
"He came just like I did," Adam thought, "but how come he chose the mare to help him cum? "
Several days later he noticed two dogs doing the same thing but this time they stayed joined together a longer time. While they were stuck together, the male followed the female wherever she went until they finally were able to separate.
Adam realized then that pussy would make a man follow a woman anywhere!
When the male dog finally pulled out, its cock had a big knot in it and the same juice dripped from it. He decided there and then that he would tell Eve what he had witnessed and see if she wanted to try the same thing.
That night as they slept in a bower, Adam shared with Eve what he had seen with the stallion and the dog. Eve smiled in the darkness already primed with Satan's information about that too. As they discussed the mechanics of the operation, Eve wasn't totally sure on how it worked and said
"Adam, I have only one hole back there and it is for shitting, that can't be the right one."
"That's the only one back there," said Adam ,"so it must have twofold uses."
Reluctantly Eve agreed that they could try it but told Adam to wait until the morning when they could see better. Bright and early the next morning, Adam woke Eve up and said to her,
"Get on your hands and knees and let me look." He spread her butt cheeks looking for the hole to put his cock into and observed a small puckered indentation but no real hole.
He pushed his finger against it and Eve yelled, "Damn, Adam, that shit hurts!"
Adam said, "This has got to be the hole, Eve, because I don't see another back here."
He then noticed a fat fold of flesh bulging from between her thighs but saw no hole. He was fascinated by it and strangely drawn to it, even salivating as he gazed upon it. He wondered why this fat fold of flesh evoked such deep feelings within him.
Eve said, "I am not sure that's the right place because it hurts. Go ask Satan if this is the right hole"
Adam sucked his teeth and said, " I'll figure it out myself, I don't need any directions."
After much probing accompanied by Eve's loud complaints, Adam finally gave up and together they went looking for fruit to eat for breakfast.
On their way, Adam spotted two cows mating and showed Eve. They both stood to watch. When the bull separated from the cow, its cock leaked juice on the ground.
"See," said Adam, "he used the cow to help him cum and while you can cum by yourself and so can I, I bet its a lot more fun if we did it together like they are doing it."
