the-saddest-penis
ADULT HUMOR

The Saddest Penis

The Saddest Penis

by erectus123
4 min read
4.0 (4100 views)
adultfiction
🎧

Audio Coming Soon

Audio being prepared

--:--
🔇 Not Available
Check Back Soon

Borus Kepeleski's father, Lazlo, was born in Hungary. Like many Hungarian men, he was strikingly handsome. Tall, slender with big eyes, thin lips, and a rosy complexion. He would have been a perfect clothes model. Instead, he ended up working in his father-in-law's pleating factory in New York City.

How did he end up there? His cousin, Danny Dorfman, got him a visa to come to the US and marry Fanny Chefaleski, a 23-year-old virgin who might have been found in a dairy, on the other side of the bars. Fanny had a heart of gold, a rich father, and two enormous tits that almost smothered Lazlo. Lazlo was content. He could fuck Fanny and one of the Puerto Rican female workers.

Henry, the gayest dude you ever saw, worked the master pattern machine. Henry wore woman's clothes when he paraded nightly in the Tranny Bars on 7t Avenue.

It took Lazlo no time at all to impregnate Fanny. Now he was assured of a good life. NYC was not as cultural as Budapest, but it had its good points.

Baby Boris arrived. The family came from all over to welcome the newborn.

Aunt Molly said, "That is the saddest penis I ever saw!"

The rest of the woman said the same thing.

Laslo responded, "Sad penis, happy face. Old Hungarian proverb."

Did he believe what he said? Of course not.

Boris, at 6 years, was sent to Public School 380 on Marcy Avenue. Born in February, he started school a year later. A likable student, he had no real problems until 7th grade when Hymy Stupinhouser showed up. Hymy, who was a large boy, would chase Borus around the playground, shouting,

📖 Related Adult Humor Magazines

Explore premium magazines in this category

View All →

"I'm going to bore a hole in your ass, Bore Ass.

Hymy later jumped off the school bridge.

Once in High School, Borus's math skills became apparent, straight A's.

Lazlo said, "We'll make him an accountant, better yet a C..P.A."

Boris was sent to CCNY college. Now 19 years old, he'd never been social, but as a member of the Accountancy Club, he was invited to the monthly social gathering. The female accountancy students were quite aggressive.

While dancing with Linda Caruso, she reached into his pants. When his response was a goodsized erection, she walked him into the girl's deserted bathroom and proceeded to examine her handiwork. By now, his erection had fallen, and all she could say afterward to Sally Palmer was,

"His dick isn't particularly long nor short, but it's the saddest penis I've ever seen."

Roena Jenkins summed it up to the other girls like this,

"Of course it doesn't have eyes, but the wrinkles suggest it's looking up, the head has a freckle that looks like a nose. There is a sadness that makes you want to kiss, caress it, and quickly go beyond.

Sally was taken by the blond pubic hair and noted his balls were neither grandiose or petite,

🛍️ Featured Products

Premium apparel and accessories

Shop All →

"but it makes you want to cry and smother it to your bare breast."

The word spread far and wide among the female club members. One by one, they asked Boris for a date to accompany them to a show or a family gathering. When no one was looking, the girl could sneak him off to her bedroom for an audition.

"How is it you've become so popular, Boris?" said Lazlo.

"I don't know, Dad. The girls can't seem to get enough of me. I'm not with them five minutes before they have my pants down to my knees, and they're doing stuff with my cock."

"Hmm, well best not to mention this to Mom," said Lazlo, who called Chicki Gomez into his office to give her a raise.

One day that summer, when Borus was working in the pleating factory, he was in the bathroom urinating. Gay Henry came it. Borus was peeing a long pee. Since there were no privacy panels around the urinal, Henry got a good look. When at long last, Boris finished peeing, he shook out his cock. Henry who was a penis expert, having intimate contact with thousands of men's dicks, summarized his gander at Boris's swinging dick and exclaimed,

"Sonny boy," that's what Henry called Boris,

"That's the saddest cock I've ever laid eyes on."

"I know," said Boris, the girls can't get enough of it. I'm in my Junior College Year now, and I've fucked 234 girls.

"Yep," said Henry, "that sad dick will get em' every time!"

Enjoyed this story?

Rate it and discover more like it

You Might Also Like