Writer's note: I edited Day 3 to get the series back to the original adult comedy theme.
Feel free to send me any suggestions or comments, otherwise please enjoy.
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Day 3
John wakes up and falls out of bed, wearing only his boxers. When the bed lights are turned on and his eyes adjust, he sees that he's not in his place. "What the...hell?"
He watches as Jackie in a white t-shirt moves to his side of the bed and looks at him with very tired eyes. "What the fuck John?"
"Don't hit me!" John asks pointing at her.
Jackie has a confused look on her face and then yawns with indifference. "Don't tempt me."
John feels his head for a bump on his head and feels nothing. "I...had a dream...that you...hit me on the back of the head with a club..."
"I like this dream so far." Jackie jokes as John looks at her smile, then at her cleavage. Jackie snaps her fingers towards her face, then says, "Focus John, why the fuck are you freaking out?"
John laughs lightly. "It's nothing...I think I read too much comics as a kid."
"Yeah...or it could have been that weed I gave you."
"Oh yeah," John says as his memory starts replaying the prior night.
He remembers Jackie's offer for him to smoke weed for the first time in his life, in trade he received the perfect blowjob. He was also allowed to sleepover, but only to make her breakfast in the morning. John looks out the window and sees sunlight through the window blinds.
"Since you're up John...I'll have my sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich now. And I drink my coffee with a little cream and lots of sugar." He watches her turn around and then says, "Oh shit!" She then jumps out of bed saying in a panic, "Shit, shit, shit."
John watches her run towards the bathroom, mostly gazing her ass jiggle in her shorts. "What is it?" He stands up and sees the time on her clock, 7:35am. "Holy shit, we're going to be late!"
"No shit," Jackie yells before closing the door behind her.
He runs to the bathroom door and knocks on it rapidly. "Let me in!"
"Take a whore bath in the bathroom sink!"
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After John slowly closes the door behind them, they stand still as nearly every officer in the meeting room looks at them. The captain is at the podium, giving them a brief hard look after he looks at his watch. But he retains everyone's attention when he continues with his debriefing.