Welcome to Mc Hell! How may I torture you today? Ways to torture yourself and the customers while working at Mc Donald's
While working one morning at my fabulous job *smirk* with a new manager on duty, some one made the comment "welcome to Mc Hell". This got me to thinking; what could we do to make our jobs all that much more enjoyable? Hope you enjoy and think of this the next time you go through the Golden Arches Drive through. I will be adding more to this as my own tortures continue.
1) Take a nap in the fryer. *Note: Be sure to set them on fries so that some one will shake you half way through. Wouldn't want you to burn.
2) While in the lobby, yell back "Hey, did anyone get that dead rat out of the ice machine?"
3) Speak a foreign language when people pull up in the drive through. *Note: If you don't know a foreign language, make one up. Clicking noises work well too.
4) Draw a chalk out line of Grimmus and a couple of fry-guys in the lobby. Finish it of with police tape and some globs of ketchup.
5) Wrap biscuits in griddle wrappers, griddles in muffin wrappers, and muffins in griddle wrappers.
6) Suggest something not on the menu that sounds really good. "Would you like to try a rich hot fudge cheese cake this morning"
7) Only serve decaf coffee, but don't tell anyone.
8) Have a shift ran by a crew who are all under 5'4" tall. Then put everything on the top shelf and hide the step ladders.