Captain Billy and crew had returned to port with a 300 lb swordfish harvest. After removing the empty tubes of anal lube, they netted around 20 ounces of edible sellable product. Not quite enough to buy a decent beer but the piss flavored draft would hit the spot as good as any.
In the local watering hole in Gloucester, the talk revolved around getting laid and getting fish or to some the two together took on special meaning. It was after midnight when Billy and his buddy Bobby started talking about their favorite subject - mermaids.
"Like I tell you Billy, them mermaids must be giving oral cause they ain't got no way to spread their legs.
Billy considered that thought for a moment as the taste of piss beer swirled in his mouth. "Of course the whole mermaid tail may turn into some large pussy big enough to fuck and suck at the same time".
Bobby liked that version better and the two toasted to mermaids. Captain Billy slipped Bobby something from his coat. The cover of the stack of papers Captain Billy put on the bar some two pages thick read...
Mermaidsgonewild
Business Opportunity
Bobby looked at the second page, which was empty and saw his friend break out a sly grin. "You old hound dog! I get your plan now. We go film ourselves having sex with mermaids and put it up online. People pay us bucks to watch videos of us fucking."
"Not only will they pay us to see us fucking mermaids but do you have any idea how fucking famous our cocks will be? We will make the perfect porn. I tried by the way to get the "dot-com" name but some foreigners snagged it." Captain Billy responded as Bobby smiled on in awe.
The next day they decided to head out of port with video cameras in hand. They noticed that a lot of the businesses were boarding up their shops for some reason. A few people started talking about some Nor'easter but that usually came around Passover time. A conversation about Hurricanes also was overheard, which seemed kind of strange considering they didn't even make a bowl game this year.
Shortly after Captain Billy and his buddy Bobby went out a meteorologist was studying the disturbing weather pattern. "Take a look at this people. Here's Hurricane Grace being pushed back against the in coming Nor'easter that in and of itself looks like it is going to form itself into a hurricane. Do you know what the impact of two hurricanes side by side means?"
His female assistant had a look of dread on her face as she thought of the impact of back- to-back hurricanes on the local area.
"That means we finally have two ocean tits with the hurricane's eyes as nipples. Doesn't that make you horny people?" the meteorologist said as everyone poured out of the room.