"Hey," Lisa asks suddenly, as they are walking back to where they left the ranger, "Do orcs have a soul?"
Steve sighs and says, "You've been talking to Barry. He's full of shit. Don't believe anything he says."
"Oh. Good," she says, then looks alarmed as they get in sight of the brook and see Bubba's lifeless body floating in the water.
The paladin just gives an irritated sigh and mutters, "Damn pooka." He strides up to and into the water, holding out his hand and proclaiming, "Begone!" There is a flash of green light and a significant portion of the water around the half-orc rushes away in the form of a free-standing wave. Steve pays it no mind as he hauls Bubba back onto the shore and turns him over.
"He's not breathing!" Lisa exclaims helplessly.
Steve leans down, puts his lips on the ranger's, and gentle exhales into his mouth. A second later, Bubba's eyes open. The elf backs off and says, "Welcome back, big guy."
Bubba coughs and sputters, "Thanks."
The elf looks at him thoughtfully, then lowers his head and kisses him. Bubba makes a surprised sound, but doesn't protest. As the minute drags on, Lisa has to sit down and catch her breath. When the kiss finally ends, Steve simply says, "Hmm," and stands, helping Bubba to his feet.
The half-orc just blinks and looks to be in shock.
Lisa says, "Good news. Orcs have souls!"
Bubba gives a half-hearted thumbs up, then glances back at the water.
"Yeah, no more swimming for thee," Steve says, taking his arm and moving him a further away.
The half-orc looks at him and says, "Why'd you kiss me?"
"Isn't that how these things work?" the paladin says in mock confusion. "I saved the damsel in distress so I get a kiss?"
"No... " he says, shaking his head in confusion.
"My mistake, then," Steve replies brightly. He runs a hand down the half-orc's bare chest and says, "Ah, the clothing situation. Lisa, give Bubba back his shirt and return my cloak."
Lisa sheds her clothes with typical abandon while Bubba continues to look stunned, just staring at the elf in disbelief.
The paladin raps lightly on the trunk of a large oak and calls out, "Vivian?"
The head of a dark-skinned woman emerges from the wood. "Oh!" she says, "Hi, Steve!"
Steve gestures at Lisa and asks, "Do you have something she could wear?"
She looks the warlock up and down and nods, saying, "Give me a moment," before disappearing back into the tree. A few minutes later, when the dryad emerges, she is carrying an opalescent gray gown with long sleeves. She helps Lisa get into it and then smoothes the lines with her hands. When he fingers brush over her swollen stomach, she frowns and says, "You don't feel pregnant."
"She isn't," Steve says, dryly.
"Oh!" Vivian exclaims, removing her hand and looking apologetically at Lisa, "Faux paux!"
Lisa smiles and shakes her head, saying, "No apologies necessary. I have a tenant!"
"Ew," the dryad remarks.
"It isn't as bad as it sounds," she protests.
"It really is," Steve replies.
Lisa glares at him and says, "You're just jealous because Pokey's been inside me and you haven't."
Vivian holds up her hands and says, "I am
not
getting in the middle of this."
The warlock doesn't pursue the matter, instead twirling in her new dress. She exclaims, "I can barely feel it! It's like being naked."
"It's silk," the dryad explains.
"It's wonderful! Thank you!" she replies, throwing her arms around her and looks about to kiss her when their eyes meet. Lisa is lost in their dark brown depths, seemingly transfixed.
"You owe me," the dryad purrs in a deep, sultry voice, wrapping her arms around the woman possessively.
"Vivian --" Steve begins, with a warning tone.
She interrupts sternly, "She
owes
me," without breaking eye contact.
"
I
owe thou," the paladin retorts.
"Then you wear the dress," comes the reply as the dryad gently urges Lisa to the soft, mossy ground.
Bubba looks at Steve, uncertain what to do. The elf holds up a hand to him and says to Vivian, "Be nice."
"Oh," she purrs, "I intend to be." She runs her hands down Lisa's body and Bubba swears he can see her fingers elongate for a moment, like branches of a tree. Once she's no longer looking into her eyes, Lisa blinks like she's just woken up, but does not protest when the fey creature lifts her new dress just enough to get access to her pussy. Fine fingers pry apart her thighs and the dryads head dips down to taste her. The warlock moans, allowing her head to fall back on the grass, eyes shutting as she shudders in response.
Bubba just looks around awkwardly, then sidles over to Steve and whispers, "This happens a lot here, huh?" He gestures at the two women.
Steve shrugs and nods.
The half-orc shuffles his feet, glances around again to avoid staring at the lovemaking, then steps in front of the elf so his back is to it. He asks, "So, you are going to be a man again now?"
"Why do you ask?" the elf replies.
Bubba shrugs, looks down, and says, "Just making conversation."
Behind them, Lisa very loudly announces her first orgasm to the woods, breaking the sacred silence. Steve frowns slightly and peers over Bubba's shoulder to see Vivian shifting positions so she's straddling his friend's face, her clothes shed and her own cunt now hovering over her lips.
The half-orc looks up and narrows his eyes angrily at being ignored. He moves to the side to block the paladin's view and demands, "Why did you kiss me?"
"I already told you," he replies.
Bubba stares hard into the eyes of the obstinate elf, as if trying to will him to answer truthfully, then spits out, "Fine!" But, rather than storming away, he drops to his knees and begins to clumsily undo Steve's belt.
He's very satisfied when the paladin's usual air of detached calm is shattered with a frantic, hushed, "What are you doing?"
Bubba just glares up at him and yanks down his pants. For a moment, he stares at him, as if daring the elf to say something. When he doesn't, he takes the rapidly hardening cock in his hand and then loses his momentum a little while he seems to be trying to figure out what to do with it. He leans forward and takes the tip of it in his mouth. He's surprised at the unexpected jolt of lust this gives him, which is further stoked when the elf gently rests a hand on his head and urges him further. He moves his rough hands to the paladin's slender hips and takes more into his mouth.
None of this is visible to Lisa, whose field of vision is consumed by dark brown thighs and the damp patch of black hair currently consuming her attention. The dryad's skin smells of her tree and her secretions are sweet sap. The warlock feels intoxicated as she laps them up. Her senses become confused. Sometimes there is a soft woman above her, but sometimes she's trapped in the unyielding branches of an oak, unable to move. Vivian, however, has an excellent view of the elf and she watches closely for a lapse in his attention, which definitely seems forthcoming.