Lisa wakes to soft lips and the gentle press of breasts against her own. Eyes closed, she returns the kiss. Unrushed, savoring it, arms slipping around her lover to pull her closer. She knew Steve wouldn't be able to stay away. She felt fingertips brush up her back, tracing the line of her spine, and shivers in response. The lips leave hers to trace a line down her neck, starting just below her earlobe. The drowsy warlock revels in the attention, her hands moving up to bury themselves in soft hair, eliciting a sound like a purr. Lips continue down over her collarbone to find her breasts, brief kisses and licks on the way to her nipples, which harden in anticipation. Lisa moans and arches her back, pressing her chest against them.
She's suddenly struck by how much she's missed this and is ravenous for it. Lisa buries her hands in her hair and gently but insistently directs her head lower. There is a soft chuckle but no resistance. Rough feminine hands slide down her body to her thighs and spread them. Her head falls back with a satisfied sigh as the lips reach her moist cleft. She relaxes and loses herself to it, allowing herself to writhe and moan under the expert ministrations. Deep sounds of desire echoes hers as her passion increases and Lisa delights at each brush of a breasts against the inside of her leg, at the soft hair falling over her thighs, at the fingers holding her open, probing her, making a path for expert tongue and lips.
Lisa is certain that they orgasm at the same time. As she begins to drift back to sleep, exhausted and sated, she feels arms encircle her and hot skin press against her. Lips lay soft kisses on her jaw and then she's taken by sleep. Her dreams are filled with rich feminine smells of arousal, indistinct bodies, and lustful groaning. Waking again is a splash of cold water - an unwanted and stark intrusion of reality. Light and cold force her into consciousness and it is only when opening her eyes with bright illumination that she realizes that it isn't Steve sharing her bed, but the waitress. She blinks the sleep from her eyes and, though there is a moment of disappointment, it is the vague sense of loss after a dream, when what you lost is only half-remembered and not at all real.
The waitress opens her eyes and smiles. "Hello, gorgeous," she says and runs her fingers through Lisa's hair. Rational thought proves elusive as the newly forged adventurer rolls her eyes up into her head and groans in pleasure. Her companion continues, "While I'd love for us to take our time this morning, I'm afraid I have work to do. I'm already late." Lisa pouts at her as she disentangles herself and dresses in clothes neatly laid out on the table, then gets up and stretches lasciviously. The waitress just grins while lacing up her corset and says, "Nice try, love."
Lisa is disgruntled and says, "It works on guys."
"Men are weak-willed," the waitress comments, stopping only to kiss her briefly on the lips and caress the side of her face before disappearing into the hall.
"Poop," Lisa says and flops back onto the bed.
"Good morning," says a familiar voice as the door opens a minute later. "I presumed thou wouldst be inclined to incinerated thine clothes from yesterday, so I took the liberty of using some of our funds to procure replacements."
Without looking up, Lisa says, "Fuck me."
There is a pregnant pause, followed by a, "No," which sounds more like a question than a declaration.
Lisa sits up and glares at the elf. "Why not?" she demands.
Steve sighs, putting the clothes next to her on the bed, and says, "We've been through all this."
She punches the paladin in the shoulder and starts getting dressed in silence.
Steve looks awkward and then leaves the room with an apologetic, "I'll get us a table before the rush."
Bubba peaks in just as she's finishing up.
"So," she asks, standing and moving towards the door, "Ready to have an orgy?"
Bubba blinks. "Orgy?" he asks.
"I meant party," she replies innocently and gives him a peck on the cheek as she pushes past him into the hall.
When they get downstairs, a number of the male patrons are assessing the elf paladin with new eyes while she studiously ignores them while appearing to meditate. As usual, food is waiting for them when they get to the table. Lisa assesses the room while she nurses a sausage in a manner which makes Bubba squirm. Steve opens her eyes and frowns, watching her for a moment before asking, "What art thou doing?"
"Eating breakfast," she says with a smile and takes a bite of the sausage. Bubba winces and starts to eat, keeping his head down.
Steve smirks and whispers, "No, thou seemst to be casing the room."
"Oh," Lisa reples, "No, I'm trying to figure out if it is big enough for our party."
The paladin looks pained but says, "Ah, the party," and then notices Bubba's skeptical glance at Lisa and asks, "What sort of party?"
"The kind where I fuck every guy in attendance," she says with a sweet smile.
Steve chokes on her drink and Bubba goes back to staring at his plate.
"What?" Lisa says, "It's how the magic works. More sex, bigger magic. Bigger bang, you might say." She looks entirely too pleased with herself but before Steve can comment, a large man who seems to still be working off the previous night's drunk wanders up and slurs, "Hey, ladies. Why don't you ditch this animal and let me show you what a real man is like?" Lisa snaps her fingers, which elicits a yelp and a whiff of smoke from his loosely fitted pants.
"Hey!" Bubba yells as the man grabs his drink and empties it into his pants. The half-orc stands up but the man is already stumbling backwards, falling on his ass and then crab-walking away as fast as he can. Rather than pursue him, Bubba just watches him go with a sort of fascination, then orders another drink and sits back down. "What, I'm not good enough anymore?" he growls at Lisa.
"To be fair, I almost killed you the last time we had a marathon," she observes and he looks disgruntled.
"Thou... canst not just... offer thyself to a room full of strange men!" Steve finally manages.
She shrugs and says, "If you know a more efficient way, I'd like to hear it."
Bubba asks, "Aren't you worried about getting pregnant?"
"Oh, now you're worried about that, eh?" she says, smirking at him. The ranger blushes and just manages a shrug. "No worries," she answers, "Steve here taught me how to mix herbs to keep from getting knocked up as soon as I was old enough to try."
Bubba looks at Steve, who notes dryly, "Any opportunity to cut down on the number of humans in the world." Faced with the expressions of her tablemates, she protests, "You people breed like rabbits! It's unnatural!"
"Anyway, you aren't in any position to protest," Lisa says sharply to the elf.