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Big Dirk Allen And The Tiny Blonde Iv

Big Dirk Allen And The Tiny Blonde Iv

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The breeze ruffled through Dirk's hair like the fingers of a lover. He smiled, enjoying the playful caresses along his scalp. He picked up his speed and the wind reciprocated. What had been flirting before was now full on foreplay.

That was probably taking the metaphor too far. He was running really fast. It was kind of fun.

Not long ago he'd been ashamed of his unique talents. That was when he'd made his living as a male model. The fashion industry prized men with tall, muscular bodies and facial features too bold to be feminine yet still very, very pretty. All of which Dirk Allen had. He also had the ability to run at near the speed of sound, pick up a car with one hand and hardly ever get tired. Those were not useful skills for a man whose job it was to stand still and look good, so he'd kept them hidden.

That all changed when he changed his career. Now he was a secret agent in training. Tina, his partner as well as his mentor, said speed and strength and stamina were essential. The fact that he could run faster, lift more and stamina longer meant he had the makings of a legendary secret agent.

It was possible, she had told him, that one day he'd be the second best agent in the SWSO. Tina Blondel was the best agent and she planned on keeping that position.

At that moment, the position she was keeping was more of a fetal position. Dirk held her in his arms and tried his hardest not to grope her ass or her breasts. It would've been easier if he didn't have to think about where he couldn't touch her and just place his hands where they needed to be so that she wouldn't fall out of his arms.

Not that Tina wasn't grope worthy, because she was. Her breasts filled a hand perfectly, with soft flesh to cushion one's fingers and pert nipples to poke one's palm. Her ass was round and bouncy and oh so wholesome. Dirk couldn't look at it without thinking about working the land.

But it was inappropriate to think of her that way. They were coworkers and nothing more. Yes, he'd seen enough of Tina to know she wasn't a natural blonde, but that was work related. He had pleasured her orally and she'd given him a hand-job to save lives. For secret agents, the ends justified the means. They were prepared to do whatever it took, with whoever was handy, to protect the world. That's why, nowadays, Dirk made sure he had a condom on him. He'd feel awful if the world fell into the clutches of an evil despot simply because he was afraid of catching something.

The jury was still out on whether General Zero was a global despot or simply a municipal annoyance. So much about Zero was a mystery, such as background, motive and preferred pronouns. It was impossible to predict what their next move would be. Tina and Dirk with the help of Fac-Tel, SWSO's mastermind computer, had managed to foil one plot, but Zero had escaped. It looked as though the villain had dodged justice... until now.

In the wee hours of the morning, long before Dirk woke up (so like, around 9:30), Fac-Tel had intercepted a series of coded tweets. It'd taken the artificial intelligence nearly an hour to break the encryption but once it had, it presented Tina with the coordinates to Zero's hideout. Soon Dirk and Tina would capture Zero. The city of Middleburg would be safe once again.

There was no doubt in Dirk's mind that he and Tina would succeed. How could they not? With his strength and speed and her intelligence they were unstoppable.

"Stop," Fac-Tel chirped in Dirk's ear. "You're going to run right past it."

Dirk was still getting used to the earpiece that connected him to the A.I. at regional headquarters, but he did manage to slow down to a jog without stumbling.

"Fac-Tel," Tina said as she stirred in Dirk's arms. "Where are we exactly?" She was in the habit of shielding her face against his chest when he ran. The wind tended to dry out her contact lenses.

"This," Fac-Tel said with a touch of dramatic flare, "is the section of Middleburg known as Old Crap Town."

"Of course." She slipped out of Dirk's grasp and looked around, taking in their surroundings. "I should've known by all the abandoned manure factories."

"And the smell," Dirk added. "It smells like shit."

"How close are we to the coordinates?" Tina asked.

"Turn left," the A.I. instructed, "about 20 degrees."

Dirk put a hand on Tina's arm. "Let me do it," he said. "I'm a trained model. I know how to turn."

It was perhaps the most perfect turn of his career. He pivoted on his heels in a smooth yet decisive manner. When he stopped he lifted his chin and struck a pose that showed off his body and, by extension, his clothes at a favorable angle. A tight, blue T-shirt and black jeans never looked so good.

"So the red, abandoned, poop factory?" Tina asked.

"Yeah," Fac-Tel confirmed. "The red one."

Dirk followed his partner across the street to the massive and dilapidated building, keeping his eyes peeled for any signs of a sniper in the windows or booby traps in the trash scattered along the sidewalk. He'd trained the past few months for just this sort of situation.

When they got to the double doors of the red manure factory, Tina reached behind her and pulled her gun from her holster.

She owned a lot of guns and a lot of holsters and she had a knack for coordinating them with her outfits. There was a thigh holster for skirts that fell just above the knee. Or there was the back holster for ensembles like the one she was wearing today, gray slacks and a white spaghetti strap tank top. On rare occasions, when she wore a micro mini, she'd tuck her gun into her thigh high boots. That was Dirk's favorite. There was something about that outfit that made him want to surrender to Tina and then defile her. Of course, those sorts of thoughts fell into the inappropriate category, so he never thought them.

"Draw your weapon, Agent Allen," Tina whispered.

"What?" He patted his pockets. "Oh. I forgot it."

"It's protocol. Our lives could be at stake."

"Sorry," he said. "I guess I don't feel the need for a gun." He shrugged. "I'm comfortable with the size of my penis."

"We follow protocol regardless of the insecurities we may or may not have," she reminded him. He could tell she struggled to keep her tone gentle and encouraging. "If you were invulnerable or could shoot heat rays out of your eyes then a gun might not be necessary, but you can't and your big dick isn't going to save you today."

"You're right." Feeling the full weight of Tina's words, Dirk looked down at his feet, which were partially obscured by the bulge in his jeans. He'd never be the Secret World Security Organization's second best agent if he kept forgetting protocol. He wouldn't even be the maverick agent who got put on suspension but was ultimately right. Those guys broke the rules because the rules needed breaking. Dirk broke the rules because he was absent minded.

"Everything's a learning experience," Tina said, "and it's about to be a learning experience for General Zero." She nodded toward the door. "I'll go in first. You cover me. Shout or something if anyone's about to attack."

"I can do that." Dirk took up position next to the door. "I can shout."

He watched as Tina cautiously pushed open the front door to the abandoned factory. Beams of sunlight streamed in through the broken windows, but for the most part it was dark inside. Dirk peered up and around, his eyes in constant motion, on lookout for any sudden movements.

Tina moved quickly, ducking inside and finding cover behind a large piece of dusty machinery. She took a moment, cocking her head to listen, then she motioned for Dirk to follow her.

Stepping inside what was possibly the enemy's headquarters, Dirk was acutely aware of his own vulnerabilities. There were so many ways General Zero could take him down. He forgot his weapon. Zero could make wicked fun of that. What if they knew he cried during holiday movies? The ribbing would be ruthless. And if anyone ever found that contraption in the bottom drawer of his dresser...

Images of junior high school flashed through Dirk's mind. He couldn't live through that again. He just couldn't.

By the time he joined Tina behind the machine, he was sticky with nervous sweat.

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"You alright, Agent Allen?" she asked, her voice barely above a whisper.

Dirk nodded and wiped his brow on his arm. "It's the mind games that get you. Zero's a master at them."

"Take a couple deep breaths," she said. "In through your nose and out through your mouth. It'll help calm you."

He made a face as though he'd just tasted something bitter. "I don't want to breathe through my nose. This is an old turd factory."

"Do it," she ordered. "Overload those olfactory glands. After a couple minutes it won't stink so bad."

Tina was his mentor. She'd dealt with situations like this for years. It would be dumb not to follow her instructions.

He inhaled deeply and grimaced, feeling the stink from the factory brush the back of his tongue as it made its way to his lungs. A career as a secret agent wasn't nearly as glamorous as he'd been lead to believe. All those spy movies were filled with lies.

"Fac-Tel." Tina touched her finger to her ear. "How far are we from the coordinates?"

"Approximately 20.03 meters," the A.I. replied; its mechanical voice was edged with static.

"Change frequencies," she suggested. "There seems to be interference."

"You don't have to tell me how to do my job," Fac-Tel muttered, making it even more difficult to understand. "If any of the three of us is an expert on frequencies and signals, it's me."

Dirk ignored them. For a computer programmed not to have emotions, Fac-Tel could be moody. It was better to let Tina deal with it. In the meantime, Dirk kept watch over the cavernous room. His eyes had grown accustomed to the dim light and he could pick out details he hadn't noticed before.

"What's that brown stain?" he asked, motioning to something that appeared to have leaked from the machine onto the floor.

Tina gave it a quick look over. "It's rust... probably. Don't touch it." She took a half step away from it. "Fac-Tel have you pulled up the blueprints for this building yet?"

"Of... I have..." The super computer's voice grew more and more garbled. "... a stairwell... left. The coordinates... underground."

Dirk and Tina peered over the filthy, rusted machine. Sure enough there was a stairwell on the left side of the room.

"Same procedure as before," Tina whispered. "I'll go first."

He watched as she ran from one rusted hulk of machinery to another, never leaving herself out in the open for more than a few seconds at a time. When she reached the stairwell, she stood flat against the wall and nodded. It was Dirk's signal to follow her.

Perhaps she expected him to follow the same route she'd taken, dodging from one machine to another, but he had his own procedure. He just ran for it as fast as he could, which was pretty fast. Tina was still nodding her signal when he reached her side.

She blinked at him for a moment and then said, "That's not protocol, but it worked, so we'll go with it." Then she put her finger to her ear and said, "Fac-Tel, do you have blueprints yet? We need to know what we're walking into."

The A.I.'s response was garbled gibberish with only three words audible. "...safe and secure..."

"Sounds good." Dirk made a move toward the stairs, but Tina put a hand up to stop him.

"I'd feel better if we re-establish the link with Fac-Tel before we proceed."

"That might take hours," Dirk whined. "Zero could escape before then. How 'bout I run down and check things out. I'll be fast. No one will see me."

Tina shook her head. "You're not a fully trained agent and you don't have a weapon," she reminded him. "I'll go scope it out. I may not be as fast as you, but I've got stealth."

"Is that a kind of shoe?" he asked as he followed her a couple steps down into the dark, abandoned stairwell. "I say we go together. You've got the shoes and the weapon and I've got the speed. I can get us out if anything happens."

She stopped and turned. "It's better to have one of us wait above until Fac-Tel fixes whatever's wrong with the audio link."

Tina was one step below him which made her even shorter. Her head came up to about his stomach. There was something about her shortness combined with her big, brown eyes and her pert little nose that made Dirk want to protect her. He was the big, strong man with the inhuman powers. He should be the one risking his life.

"You're better with the tech," he said. "You should be the one to stay topside."

"I outrank you."

It was adorable how she took control of situations. Dirk just wanted to spank her and then give her a bubble bath. Which was totally inappropriate and he absolutely did not think that.

Quite suddenly, before their argument could escalate, a loud clinking noise echoed around them and the stairwell vibrated.

"That's not good, is it?" Dirk asked.

Tina put a hand on his side and tried to turn him.

"Move..." she started to say, but was interrupted when the stairs disappeared beneath them and they plummeted into darkness.

* * * * *

Tina remained calm. She was trained for situations just like this, falling blindly into what could possibly be a bottomless pit.

"Dirk listen," she said as quickly as she could. "Keep your knees together and tuck your arms in close to your body. Land on the balls of your feet and then roll forward."

"Wha...?" he started to respond, but by then they were slamming into what was probably a mattress. If Tina had to guess she'd say it was a California King with memory foam.

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She did exactly as she'd instructed, absorbing some of the impact with her feet and knees and then rolling onto her shoulder to take the rest of it. She hurt, damn it, but it would've hurt a hell of a lot more if the mattress hadn't been there.

"Are you alright?" she asked, reaching out a hand to find Dirk not far from her.

"A little bit," he moaned.

"Can you move your toes?"

"Yes," he replied, "and my fingers. I could be worse."

General Zero had planned everything perfectly. They must have known the tweets would be intercepted, so they'd set the trap. Not a deadly trap. If death had been their goal there wouldn't have been a mattress to absorb the fall. Zero simply wanted them detained. Why? Something was going on and they didn't want the SWSO to stop them.

"Fac-Tel." Tina already knew it was useless to try to contact the A.I., but it was protocol to make an attempt.

"I can't see anything," Dirk said. "Where are we?"

Tina closed her eyes and listened, just like she'd been trained to do. Sight was only one of five senses. She could gather plenty of information using her other four.

There was a slight echo with every sound. Hard walls. A large area without much furniture to obstruct sound waves. A cave maybe? But the air was dry and warmed to a comfortable temperature. She inhaled slowly. No mildew or mold. No pollen either. There weren't any sounds of scurrying feet in the dark. A human made structure, definitely. Hermetically sealed, it had to be.

They must be deep underground. A jamming signal might block Fac-Tel for a short time, but the A.I. was competent enough to work its way around villainous technology. It was one of its favorite things to brag about. But if she and Dirk were far underground, behind solid rock and lead lined walls, then there would be no way Fac-Tel's signal could reach them.

Tina kept her eyes closed. She knew where they were.

"Lights on," she called in a clear and confident tone.

"Lights on," a woman's voice responded. It was stiff, lacking inflection, and obviously amplified. "Eden Protocols now in place."

Tina's eyelids lit up as the lights came on suddenly.

Next to her Dirk winced in pain. "Oh, that's bright."

She shielded her hands over her face and slowly opened her eyes. It would take a moment for her pupils to adjust. In the meantime she would assess what she could see, a linoleum floor.

It was gray and speckled, but it wasn't scuffed. Not many people had walked across this floor. Not many people knew about this structure. How General Zero learned about it, Tina didn't know, but that wasn't important right now.

With her eyes finally used to the overhead lights, Tina lowered her hands and looked around. They were in an almost empty room about half the length of a football field. The light gray walls rose up nearly three stories above them and sloped in until they almost joined in an arch. Tina watched as the hole she and Dirk fell through slowly closed until the structure was sealed tight.

It was probably the original design to fill the room with furniture, but either that never happened or the chairs and desks had long been removed. All that were left were shelves filled with cans and boxes along one wall. Up against the another wall were a dozen or so bunk beds and what looked to be exercise equipment from the 1980s.

The most ominous fixture in the room was the vault like door at one end. If she had to guess, Tina would say it was a three foot thick, steel reinforced, Bartlett designed door. Modifications had been made to remove the inside release lever. In her experience that was never a good thing.

"How long before the Eden Protocols are lifted?" she called to whatever was watching them.

"Unknown," the woman's voice responded. "Damage has not been assessed. Protocols remain in place until the surface is habitable once again."

"That's what I was afraid of," Tina groaned.

"What?" Dirk asked. He climbed to his feet and held a hand out to her.

She tested her limbs and joints as she stood. Her knees and left shoulder ached, but the initial pain was receding.

"This is a Cold War era bunker," she explained, "built to keep a large group of people alive after a nuclear war with the Soviet Union."

"Do the Eden Protocols..." He eyed the steel door. "Is it protocol to lock us in here?"

She nodded. "For years, maybe even decades."

Dirk's pale green eyes took on a look of determination, giving his face an even more chiseled and heroic cast. "Protocols aren't really my thing." He curled his right hand into a fist and pounded it into his other hand. "How 'bout I tear our way out of here."

The echo of his quick, decisive footsteps was reminiscent of ancient battle drums. His posture was no less intimidating. The tight, black denim of his pants gave his ass and legs a sexually powerful silhouette. For a moment Tina lost herself in the natural beauty that was Dirk Allen.

"Wait," she called when she came back to her senses. "Dirk." She ran after him. With his long legs, he could cover more ground than her, even if he wasn't moving at an inhuman speed. "We don't know what the Eden Protocols entail and when faced with unknown protocols our protocol is to investigate further before taking action."

He stopped and turned. One eyebrow arched, the other scowled and together they sort of formed a question mark. "That was just a bunch of random words in a random order. I can do that too."

"They weren't random," she argued. "What I said made perfect sense."

"Porcupine phone booth."

Now Tina's eyebrows were the ones forming a question mark. "What does that mean?"

"Exactly!" He turned back toward the door. "Zero thought they could trap us, but they were wrong. It's about time I used my special abilities to save the day." He paused for a moment to study the door, taking in the steel hinges and bolts. "I'm going to punch it."

"Please don't."

Dirk cocked his arm back and then he let it fly. His fist slammed into the door with a loud metallic clang. Almost instantaneously a sizzling electric sound filled the air.

Tina watched in horror as Dirk's body begin to jerk violently. There wasn't time to waste assessing the situation and deciding on the best course of action. She threw herself at his shoulder. For a split second she could feel the voltage surge through her, but then Dirk was knocked off his feet and his contact with the door broke.

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