Kinkmaster Ssn 01 Ep 01 Pt 04

This is a parody of a popular UK television show. It is written as a narrative for the show. It is not that heavy on actual sex stuff. (There is one lengthier one in this chapter.) But it would feature a few things that allude to it.

The show is separated into

Studio Part, where they discuss the performance of specific missions, and final live-studio mission (which features in this episode).

Filmed Part, where they do specific missions.

~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed Parts.

~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed Part.

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"Welcome back to Kinkmaster, the game show that integrates amateur skillset and kinky tendency," said Geoff.

"Before the break, we asked our contestants to make me come. And in order to do that they will have to pot a golf ball in a golf course." said Ana, in her usual matter-of-fact tone. "So far, three contestants have not used a real golf ball, but other kinds of ball provided. But our other two contestants are using real golf balls. Here is Ryu Fukumi's attempt."

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Ryu was standing on the tee, she dropped some leaves on her hand to test the wind. She seemed to clearly know what she was doing.

Instead of having her say anything, some music from Samurai movies started playing.

She chose an iron herself, the Titoway 300. She was aiming just slightly to the right at the flagpole, her eye was like a tiger. She took her time, waiting for the perfect timing where the environment and her body and mind came together as one, she took a deep breath, and she took a swing at the ball. It was like watching an actual professional golfer do her thing.

The bar flew slightly towards the right side of the pole, but the wind gradually corrected its course, and as the ball was descending, its direction came closer and closer to the pole.

The initial landing was very close to the pole already, it bounced a few times and started rolling towards the cup.

The video is now creating some suspense by playing the ball rolling towards the cup from different angles. It doesn't seem like there is enough momentum for it to reach the cup even though the rolling-route seems to be spot on.

Finally, the ball stopped just by the rim of the cup.

"Tud"

As that sound appeared, the ball dropped into the cup! It was a true hole-in-one!

There is a great round of applause in the audience back in the studio.

In the next shot, Ryu arrived to see where the ball dropped and saw that the ball was already in the hole. She squeezed her fist tightly and shouted "Yes!" She was clearly very pleased with herself and this is the most emotion she has shown so far in the show.

Ana came to check and she said, "Congratulations, you have completed the course." Ryu even went and shook her hand uncharacteristically, which shows how happy she was. She also shook Caddy's hand, before walking away from the tee.

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The video finished and Geoff was standing up and started clapping. Everyone on stage followed suit, and it turned into a studio-wide standing ovation.

Ryu stands and waves her hand in the air as a thank you.

The celebration subsided, Geoff sitting back down, asked "Ryu, when we drafted up this show and booked you lots, we didn't expect there would be a genuine masterful sporting moment like this! How long have you been playing golf for?"

Ryu replied, "So my master of Kinbaku, Shibori-sensei played golf once a week, and I started playing with him, for about 5 years now. He always beat me but he always said that he would love to hit a hole-in-one, which he never did. And I am so glad to beat him to it and have video evidence of it."

Geoff nodded, "That's great and it's great to see that you showed some human emotion, until this task I thought you were some sorta brainwashed ninja torturer."

Ryu replied, "Don't get too used to it now." But still finished the sentence with a smirk.

Ana said, "Next up, he has ejaculated twice in my mouth in this episode alone. Would he make it three for three? It's Axel Martinez's attempt" she clicked the tablet.

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"So Caddy, how long have you been a caddy for?" Continuing from the opening shot, Axel is continuing some small talk. But Caddy is briefed to not engage in non-mission-related conversation. Hence he remained silent.

"No reply, ay, alrighty then." Axel is not fazed by it at all. He kept his smile, having already chosen a club, he assumed a swinging stance and started aiming for the flagpole.

He is also using a real golf ball. From his stance, it could be assumed that he has some golf experience at least.

Unlike Ryu's attempt, he didn't aim for very long, he hit the ball quite powerfully and the ball went all the way to the green.

It landed on the green alright, it is now about 30 m from the hole. Not a bad shot, if he is good, he could sink the ball in one putt.

But he had another prize in his mind.

Ana was standing out of the bound, where usually the spectators would be standing. As the rule has stated, Ana would come, once the contestant has sunk the ball. Otherwise, contestants could only move to where the ball landed.

In Axel's mind, this can only mean one thing.

Even though he could have sunk the ball quite easily. He didn't aim for the cup. Instead, he aimed for where Ana was standing, and in 2 putts, he managed to get the ball right near her.

"Right, so if a lady asks to come, I have to make her come. That is my philosophy." Said Axel. "How would you like to do this?"

"All the information is in the instruction." said Ana, her voice was still calm but there was a sultry smile on her face, as she ran through different scenarios of how Axel is going to proceed with her.

He held her with both arm, kissed her on the mouth passionately. He attacked her with his flexible long tongue.

They kissed for about 2 minutes, Ana was already moaning.

His left hand started moving to the mound and his right hand to the C cup. Unsurprisingly, underneath the polo shirt and the sporty skirt, there are no undergarments at all. With that information, his middle finger started softly circling her clitoris.

As a veteran porn actor, he knew very well that the audience would need some good visuals during this upcoming sexual rave. He laid her down so that she was lying on her left side, then laid down behind her. He flipped her dress above her waist, and slightly lifted up the shirt so that the camera could capture her gorgeous 34C. He kept kneading and fingering, while munching her right earlobe.

Even though Ana is normally supposed to be a neutral arbiter/bystander at her role. She cannot not reciprocate the favor, and started to stroke his cock over his sporty shorts.

All the sudden, Axel's hand felt something on top of her vagina and stopped his action. He moved in front of her and looked at her juicy hole. It was not fully shaved, but it has a rounded golden bush and also a flag symbol tattooed on it so it looked like the symbol for the golf course hole.

Axel started laughing frantically, "Pu jajajajajajajajaja!" This bit tickled him so much he had to laugh in his native spanish. He finally managed to stop laughing and said "Aja..ja....you are really mental!"

A close up to the tattoo revealed that part of the tattoo has faded, as it is a temporary sticker tattoo, some of it has already been worn off from the caress earlier.

"Fuck, I laughed so hard I'm fully hard now." said Axel, while taking off his short

It's true, for some reason, his body found this to be very arousing and his manhood has grown to its full length now. In the previous task, it could be seen as an 8 incher, but now it looks like it is 9 inches or even more, it is not the thickest but it is with the nicest proportion .

"C'mon your weirdo, I'm gonna fuck you now." That is the only option with that erection.

He inserted it with no resistance at all, as Ana's hole is technically a water hazard. He started the piston slowly so that Ana could adjust to his length. But it was not long before he could move his full length in and out. It definitely hit her cervix by the look of it.

He pumped her some more while his hand was still massaging her clit, and he knows she is to cum very soon as he could feel it getting tighter and her clit getting ever so big.

But he heard a soft panting sound behind him, he stopped and turned his head around and realized that Caddy the caddy was standing behind him, with an obvious bulge in his crotch. So he stopped the action completely and asked him, "Like what you see? Would you like to join in?"

He knew full well Ana would be gagging for a release. But he took the opportunity to stop mid way so that he could edge her orgasm. He did it out of kindness because he knew that this will lead to an even stronger orgasm for her later. He has now withdrawn completely.

He was still waiting for Caddy's reply from his question, and then he remembered he could not engage in any non-task related conversation.

But he suddenly remembered one clause in the instruction, "You can ask for Caddy's help once." Usually this would probably slip his mind, but if it comes to fucking, his intelligence suddenly gone up by at least 30%.

"Would you come and help me fuck her, Caddy?" He pointed to the panting Ana, who looked so damned sexy in the golf outfit, with her wet and shiny vulva looking ever so inviting.

Caddy hesitated as this situation was not in the briefing at all, he looked at Ana for instruction underneath his large visor. Ana nodded to him, she couldn't wait a bit longer and would agree to anything.

With permission granted, Caddy took off his pants and underpants so quickly. He has a more humble 6 inch penis.

Axel saw this and said, "Ok, you are a bit smaller, maybe you can take her ass." He also looked at Ana, and saw that she had no objection to this arrangement.

Axel is now assuming the director role. He asked Ana to be on all four and asked Caddy to kneel behind her. "First, get some of her juice to lube up your cock. You can spit on her asshole as well." Caddy did as he was asked and inserted his cock in Ana's vagina, and he let some drool out of his mouth to drip down Ana's butthole, and it went straight in. Caddy was actually an amateur golfer and that is why he has a great aim.

The sensation of the cock getting in her cunt again and the warm drool straight in her rectum are enough to drive Ana crazy. But she was denied orgasm before and there is a long enough interim that she is not immediately driven back to orgasmic ecstasy.

Caddy took out his cock after it was amply lubed up, and entered Ana's ass. This is not Ana's first rodeo and the 6 incher is not difficult for her ass at all, but it is enough to give her enough friction.

Axel then raised her torso up and kneeled in front of her, in order to aim his giant cock at her front opening. "Give me that huge cock, Axel!", moaned Ana, ignoring her duty as Kinkmaster's assistant.

Axel didn't need telling, but as he raised her up, Caddy couldn't reach her back hole fully and started slipping out. Axel is a bit taller than Caddy so the logistics did not work all that well. He could just lie down so that there would be no height difference, but years of experience told him that he can only remain stationary if he lies down. And that way most of the responsibility of thrusting would go to Caddy. And he didn't want that.

He was thinking they could change position again, but Caddy's already got into a rhythm so he didn't want to disturb that. He saw his golf club and got an idea. He took a condom out of his pocket. He has condoms in his pocket because he's a pro and he thought of hygiene as of utmost importance. God knows how much germs are in that stinky wrapping tape. He also disregarded the idea of sticking a golf ball up her bum because of the hygiene issue.

He put it on the handle of that golf club and got around behind Caddy, he extended the golf club handle underneath Caddy's thrusting crotch, and aimed it at Ana's cunt.

"Right Caddy, now hold this, you are going to also fuck her vag with this okay, and then we are going to get into a rhythm, okay?" Caddy nodded.

"But wait until I am in position." He said, and kneeled in front of Ana's panting mouth.

"Come on, give it to me now!" Ana said in a haze. She hungrily wanted Axel in her twat, but she would settle for the airtight treatment.

Axel has blasted his cum in Ana's mouth twice in this episode, but once was from a tit-fucking and the other time he was fucking the side of her mouth, this would be the first time we see Ana deepthroating him.

His penis is now reduced to a 7-8" size, after a period of inactivity. "It's perfect." thought Ana.

"Vamos!" said Axel, as he slowly inserted his whole length into her throat. There is enough saliva already to make it get past her tonsil with ease, and she seemed to be well adjusted to this act, looking up to Axel in pure lust..

Caddy has paused thrusting to allow the deepthroating to take place, but he is also admiring the superhuman sex act of the two godly sexual beings in front of him, one of whom he has the pleasure to be fucking right now.

As soon as Axel has put the whole thing in, there is a loud cheer and "Yea!"" from the studio audience, celebrating Axel's oral hattrick. There is a glimpse of glare reflected from Ana's thick rimmed glasses, so he took it off because he loves looking a girl in her eye when she deepthroat him.

"Okay, now put that thing in!" Caddy did so, he inserted the club handle slowly. The club handle is not thick but it is long, it got in quite easily given the self-lubrication from Ana's glands.

"Now, follow my beat, 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3." Axel instructed Caddy to follow his rhythm, 1 is ass, 2 is vagina and 3 is throat.

Caddy found this quite easily to follow as it is similar to the rhythm they taught you when you first learn to swing. In his year of training as a golfer, he never used a golf club this way but it felt natural to him all the same. And soon 1, 2, 3, become Ass, Vag, Throat, Ass, Vag, Throat, Ass, Vag, Throat. It is like looking at the commotion of a steam engine and the trio is now releasing as much heat and steam.

Ana is feeling her previously subsided orgasm building up again, it is going more powerfully this time. Especially as she can feel Axel's manhood engorging slowly back in her throat from an Eagle to an Albatross. Someone in her employment sodomizing her is also such an erotic feeling for her.

After about 5 minutes of this commotion, being the inexperienced young lad that he is, Caddy is almost done, he worried he could not hold on until Ana reached her orgasm, which was the mission after all.

But his worry was unnecessary. After being edged from before, and now receiving a triple pleasure in the her three fuck holes, and just the general idea of fucking in a open golf course while being filmed, have done it for her. It was a seismic orgasm and every part of her body is now clenching as she fainted momentarily in glee. Caddy did not hold out for long and busted his seed in his superior's secret garden.

Axel momentarily withdrew his club to allow some air for Ana, but soon he returned to enjoy her moistened throat, he has developed a genuine bond with her mouth now and it is like reuniting with an old friend, playing a round of friendly game. It was lovely seeing Ana's bright blue eyes looking up at him in such a hazy state.

Ana has regained consciousness fully, now she is sitting on Caddy's face under her skirt, who is licking up her nectar dutifully while both his hands are playing with her nipples. Some of his own jizz leaked out of the tall blonde's ass and dripped down his chin, but he didn't seem to mind, he only wanted to keep pleasuring her.

Her hands are now jerking Axel's own meaty club, aiming its head at her own slutty mouth. The fact that she has been still wearing her whole outfit during all these is somehow making it even hotter.

"I'm cumming now, honey, cum for me, we'll cum together!" yelled Ana.

Finally, the unavoidable happened, Ana managed to time the jerking and her straddling in synchronisation and she came a second time as Axel shot his huge load all over her, her face, mouth, hair and her black Titoway polo tee. They are probably not gonna be too happy about this but what do you expect if you call your brand Titoway?

"Congratulations, you have finished the course now." said an fulfilled Ana, as she slid her cum-covered finger in her mouth.

As the 3 of them remained panting and enjoying the afterglow, the video faded and we cut back to the studio.

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Huge round of applause from the much aroused audience. But they cannot give him an actual standing ovation as some of their other body parts are standing. In a way this kind of "standing ovation" is even more respectful.

"Wow!" said Geoff, "Ladies and gentleman, it's three for three!"

He is of course referring to the fact that Axel has used Ana's mouth as a destination for his sperm for the third time, in the 3 missions he set out for them. And the audience cheered again.

"You really have a thing for her mouth don't you?" asked Geoff.

"O! It's great, it felt so natural to me at this point of filming. It is one of the best mouths I ever had and I enjoy it more every time" said Axel.

"Does this mean there is going to be more time?" thought everyone in the studio.

But besides being a big slut, Ana is also a capable producer, and she knew this is the suspense the show needed, just like the edging she received earlier in the clip.

So she intercepted the conversation and said, "So before we decide the score, Geoff, we need a decision of whether you would count the stroking of his body parts that I received instead of the golf ball towards the final number of strokes."

"The wording of the task said, the lowest number of strokes wins, so it is obviously a big factor. How many bodily strokes were there?"

"Well for Xenia and Carol's attempt, we also counted Caddy's tee-off as one stroke. So we thought we would give you a detailed break-down for Axel's attempt."

She moved her finger on the tablet and soon there is a video of Axel attempt replaying on the screen, this time with the counter on the corner, and also this time it is playing at 5x speed.

We can see that the score is broken down to Golf club, Axel's hand, Axel's penis, and Caddy's penis. And the score went up so quickly when the sex occurred.

By the time of Ana's first orgasm, the stroke number is as follows,

Golf club: 76 (3 for the ball and the remaining in her pussy)

Axel's hand: 103

Axel's penis: 238

Caddy's penis: 73

Total: 490 (An another 100 or so before her second orgasm)

"So that is 487 strokes above par and in golf terms that is called a gigantic bogey." said Ana.

"Also what I called the load he gave you at the end of that!" chirped in from the playful Simon.

"Obviously, if we counted that Axel is gonna lose in this mission, and that is very unfair, after that performance. But that is also exactly what's going to happen, because life is unfair, sometimes you gotta be in a great threesome but then you lose a task on a game show." announced Geoff.

"Fine by me!" smiled Axel.

"So the final scores are, 5 for Ryu, 4 for Simon, 3 for Xenia, 2 for Carol and 1 point for the magnificent Axel Martinez!" said Ana.

"Right, and for the first live task of the series, please stay seated for the final mission of the show!" shouted Geoff.

We see the unit where the screen is on, is now being lifted up by some heavy-duty ropes, and a second stage above the stage is revealed. Ana is standing on the second stage, where there is also a man and a woman standing behind a 1 meter by 1 meter square wooden panel that says KM.