Hi and welcome to the ultimate gay test for men. Taking the test is easy, all you have to do is select the lowest answer in each group that is correct for you (B is lower than A, C is lower than B).
You need to have been sexually active to take this test.
This test applies to activities that you have allowed to occur (in this test getting too drunk to prevent it is considered to be allowing it).
This test will show your lifetime average not necessarily your latest tendencies.
For the sake of this test only, a female has a pussy and a male has a cock (those are tools) the presence of tits and long hair (those are toys) is irrelevant unless otherwise specified.
Just answer each question truthfully, and write down the score that applies to your answer. (The number at the end of the answer.) Once you have finished add up your total score and compare the result to the table to see just where you are on the 'Gay Meter'.
Most important - Have fun!
These are the questions, if there isn't your exact answer there just pick the closest one.
1. You have had a finger in your ass:
A: Never 4
B: Female doctor only 3
C: Doctor only 2
D: Female only 1
E: Male 0
2. Your hair is:
A: A crew cut 4
B: Usually messy 3
C: Usually neat 2
D: Styled 1
E: Styled and coloured/tinted 0
3. You have had your ass licked:
A: Never 4
B: By a female only 2
C: By a male 0
4. You have had a toy (tickler, vibrator, dildo, strap on etc) in your ass:
A: Never 4
B: Used by female 2
C: Used by male (including you) 0
5. You have had a butt plug in your ass:
A: Never 6
B: Twice or less 2
C: More than twice 0
6. You drive a:
A: Truck/pickup 4
B: V8 3
C: Family car 2
D: Small car 1
E: Hybrid 0
7. You get horny looking at
A: Only sexy women 10
B: Most women 6
C: Any sexy person 5
D: An attractive transsexual (pre-op) 4
E: Only sexy men 0
8. You have had a cock in your ass:
A: Never 20
B: Once 7
C: More than once 0
9. You have watched 'Brokeback Mountain':
A: Never 2
B: Once 1
C: More than once 0
