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I am sorry to say that this little story has no sex in it. It's satire, not stroke.
"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
"Through the door, you saw me. I opened it and walked in, you looked up as I closed the door. As for who I am, who do you think I am?"
"How did you get past everyone, my security, my secretary?"
"They are all asleep right now, they will wake when I leave. They will have no memory of my visit. The cameras have all stopped recording.
"You seem frightened my son, does my appearance not bring you a sense of calm?"
"Who are you?"
"Who do I look like?"
"You are dressed as a mullah of the Shiite sect, yet you look Caucasian."
"Would this form be more pleasing?"
The man in front of the commander in chief changed. Literally, change, right before his eyes. He now wore the robe of a peasant of the first century A.D. And his facial feature had changed to those of Arabic descent.
"Jesus!"
"Yes my son. I have been called by that name, along with others."
"You're telling me you are the son of God?"
"No, I'm acknowledging that I have been called Jesus, among other names."
"Would Mohammed be one of those names?"
"No he was a man, just a plain ordinary man who lived a long time ago and somehow got it all wrong."
"Then you are Allah?"
"I have been called by that name too."
"That's impossible. You're not God!"
"I never said I was God."
"Then who are you?"
"I am just someone who, every once in awhile, appears to set some things straight. Some wrong, some miscommunication, some idiot who would lead people astray."
"So you are a god?"
"You could call me that if you wish. If it will easy your mind, if it will allow you comfort."
"I need none of those."
"You will."
"What do you mean, I will?"
"If I had a d...never mind...you, sir, have led my people astray. You are currently taking them down a path of darkness and misery. You are trying to take away their free will, their freedom of choice. You, sir, are trying to pervert the most successful of my experiments on this earth. And you need to stop, right now. In fact you need to reverse a lot of what you and others have done."
"This is bullshit, where are my Secret Service agents?" The commander in chief frantically pressed the buttons on his phone.
"I told you, they are all asleep. They will wake when I leave. Whether you are with me when I leave is up to you."
"What?"
"You will either promise me, which by the way is totally binding, to change things around here or you will be leaving with me."
"You're going to kill me?"
"No one said anything about killing."
"But if you take me with you won't I be dead?"
"No. Why do you all assume that you have to die to come with me? That idiot Kim thought the same thing just last week."
"Kim Jong Il? You took Kim Jong Il?"
"Yes, I did. He wanted to rule forever so I took him somewhere he could do that...Hell."
"Oh those poor souls."
"No you misunderstand, he is there alone. He rules over an empty domain."
"What about all those souls, people who don't deserve to go to heaven?"
"What are you talking about? When you die there is nothing but darkness. When you die there are no heaven or hell, there is just an infinite void. A void that is neither pleasant nor unpleasant, it is just there. You are a light in that void, an infinite void filled with billions upon billions of lights. As a light in this void you will live for billions of years, you will feel nothing except the desire to shine, a desire to shine upon planets such as yours, shine to warm and help those, who someday will become just like you."
"This is a load of crap you are feeding me, isn't it? Who put you up to this? How in the hell did you get in here?"
"I told you, I walked in the door. That one right over there," the strange man said as he pointed at the door.
"I know, I know. How did you get in the White House?"
"Oh, I descended through the roof just outside the door and opened it to enter. Of course I put everyone to sleep before I came."
The commander in chief flopped down in his chair putting his right hand to his head. He shook his head in exasperation, mumbling to himself about lax security and the general stupidity of his staff, freeloaders all of them.
"What do you mean, my polices, are going to bring the people of the country darkness and misery?"
"If you continue down the road you are traveling the country will be torn asunder by civil war. Families will be torn a part, brothers and sisters will be fighting each other. The country will plunge into a time of darkness, only to be overwhelmed by outside influence and become just another pawn to some other country.
"Socialistic policies are not the answer, neither are fascist policies. The country will keep demanding its freedom back, the people will rise up, march on Washington and take back their freedom. In the short term they will gain it but, very soon after that anarchy will rein. Other countries will step in to maintain order and then wage a war for domination of the U.S. Millions of lives will be lost, millions of American lives.
"But if you undo things, America will be at peace for hundreds of years to come, not only peace but prosperity beyond comprehension, not just for a few but, for everyone. And this can only be achieved by turning away from big government. Let people find out for themselves how to manage their lives. If they fail there will always be those charities that will help them, the government does not have to be their safety net and shouldn't interfere with their private lives.
"If a business fails due to mismanagement, let it fail. If the stockholders were better educated they would see what needs to be done. The "I want it now!" crowd needs to be shown that they can't have it now. If they want it, they have to work for it, not have it handed to them by the government.
"I'm tired of talking now, ask your questions, I might answer them."
The President was dumbfounded. He had never heard such utter nonsense. The only thing more shocking was the absolute certainty with which the story was told. He actually believed him about the anarchy and war. Without a strong government there would be anarchy.
"How do you know what is going to happen?"
"You said it yourself, I'm a god."
"So you admit that you are God?"
"Let's not start that again. I know because, not only am I smarter than you, but I can see the future, really see it and it's looking bad right now. Also, I may not be a god, your God, but I am so technologically advanced that I might as well be a god. As a matter of fact a god wouldn't stand a chance against me."
"So there are, is, such a thing as God?"
"Yes there are things, beings, that would be called gods. Is there a 'the God', probably not, at least nobody has come forward to claim the title. Now back to the real problem, you and your meddlesome government."
"You know I have about had it with you...get out, leave me to decide what is good for the nation and its people. You don't even live here."
"Sure I do. I live in a nice hotel in southern Texas. And what you do to this country affects me and mine. And I can leave but you would be coming with me and spend the rest of eternity in hell under Kim's rule."
