More unlikely nonsense from my oversexed brain. -Emmerson
"I hate it when a story just starts off with the sex," she said as she slammed her soaking wet shaved cunt onto my large cock sending an orgasm rippling through her nubile young body.
"Where's the characterization? Where's the build up? Where's the story for chrissake? Where is the conversation so we know these people; how they met, what they have in common, what is it about the taste of his cum in particular that triggers the best orgasm she has ever had in her vast, 20 years of experience."
Having no paper handy, I quickly scribbled notes on her tits, fully expecting to copy them later before they got into the tube for great shower sex, the water cascading over her big boobs as he soaped his cock and shoved it into her tight, completely shaved ass, making her cum immediately.
"And what's with all the anal stuff? Every woman I know may allow it, might even enjoy it, but only after lots of foreplay with lots of lube. And then, they never cum from just his dick in her ass. It takes several minutes of clit work and finger-play in her OH FUCK YES RIGHT THERE... FUCK MY ASS...I'M CUMMING! Finger-play in her pussy."
"Is there a hyphen in finger-play?" I asked questionably
"Yes, of course, FUCK ME!" as her cunt literally exploded with cum.
I licked my lips, enjoying the subtle fragrance of an exploded cunt.
There was a knock at the door and a woman walked in without waiting. She was tall with huge tits and a round ass. Her wardrobe was exactingly professional, right down to the pinstripes on her stockings. Her hairstyle was perfectly coifed, c-o-i-f-e-d, I double checked. "I saw through the window that you were busy on this handsome man's amazing cock so I let myself in." She undid her skirt, revealing pin-striped knickers which she quickly peeled out of, unveiling a huge thatch of dark pubic bush. Turning her back on my partner and placing one stillehto heel on my chest, she spread her butt cheeks, "lick my asshole, will you dear?"
"Of course, mother," my partner dove to obey, kissing and licking the beautiful woman's shithole.
"You may find some of your fathers cum back there. I just left his office. You don't mind, do you dear?"
"Hm um" she grunted enthusiastically, her mouth full of maternal shit.
"I must say, his new secretary is quite a dish. And she really knows her way around a shaggy pussy. Completely shaved herself, of course as all you youngsters are. Made it nicer for your father, though who was chewing her ass as she licked my cunt."
She stood up, removing her suit jacket, blouse, and bra. "That was wonderful dear. But now I need to pee. What do you use for a toilet? Ah!"
She looked down and smiled at me. "This will do." Arching her back, she lifted her labia and exposed her pink cunt. Her shoulders relaxed as a long stream of warm piss sprayed from her slit. I eagerly opened my mouth, licking and gulping. I fired rope after rope of cum into her daughter's cunt, triggering her orgasm in turn. My partner grabbed her mother by the hips, spun her around and sucked her clit, drinking the last of the urine as she tongue-fucked her mother's cunt.
Her mother screamed as she came. Cum poured down her legs like water down her legs.
"Oh, yes, sweetheart you're much better at that than your father. Almost better than his secretary. Who taught you to eat pussy? One of those sluts at that expensive women's college we sent you to, I suppose?"
She grinned and pointed downward.
"This fellow? With the face like a toilet and the cock of a horse?"
I realized I was running out of room to write. It's a good thing her pussy was completely shaved.
