More unlikely nonsense from my oversexed brain. -Emmerson
"I hate it when a story just starts off with the sex," she said as she slammed her soaking wet shaved cunt onto my large cock sending an orgasm rippling through her nubile young body.
"Where's the characterization? Where's the build up? Where's the story for chrissake? Where is the conversation so we know these people; how they met, what they have in common, what is it about the taste of his cum in particular that triggers the best orgasm she has ever had in her vast, 20 years of experience."
Having no paper handy, I quickly scribbled notes on her tits, fully expecting to copy them later before they got into the tube for great shower sex, the water cascading over her big boobs as he soaped his cock and shoved it into her tight, completely shaved ass, making her cum immediately.
"And what's with all the anal stuff? Every woman I know may allow it, might even enjoy it, but only after lots of foreplay with lots of lube. And then, they never cum from just his dick in her ass. It takes several minutes of clit work and finger-play in her OH FUCK YES RIGHT THERE... FUCK MY ASS...I'M CUMMING! Finger-play in her pussy."
"Is there a hyphen in finger-play?" I asked questionably
"Yes, of course, FUCK ME!" as her cunt literally exploded with cum.
I licked my lips, enjoying the subtle fragrance of an exploded cunt.
There was a knock at the door and a woman walked in without waiting. She was tall with huge tits and a round ass. Her wardrobe was exactingly professional, right down to the pinstripes on her stockings. Her hairstyle was perfectly coifed, c-o-i-f-e-d, I double checked. "I saw through the window that you were busy on this handsome man's amazing cock so I let myself in." She undid her skirt, revealing pin-striped knickers which she quickly peeled out of, unveiling a huge thatch of dark pubic bush. Turning her back on my partner and placing one stillehto heel on my chest, she spread her butt cheeks, "lick my asshole, will you dear?"
"Of course, mother," my partner dove to obey, kissing and licking the beautiful woman's shithole.
"You may find some of your fathers cum back there. I just left his office. You don't mind, do you dear?"
"Hm um" she grunted enthusiastically, her mouth full of maternal shit.
"I must say, his new secretary is quite a dish. And she really knows her way around a shaggy pussy. Completely shaved herself, of course as all you youngsters are. Made it nicer for your father, though who was chewing her ass as she licked my cunt."
She stood up, removing her suit jacket, blouse, and bra. "That was wonderful dear. But now I need to pee. What do you use for a toilet? Ah!"
She looked down and smiled at me. "This will do." Arching her back, she lifted her labia and exposed her pink cunt. Her shoulders relaxed as a long stream of warm piss sprayed from her slit. I eagerly opened my mouth, licking and gulping. I fired rope after rope of cum into her daughter's cunt, triggering her orgasm in turn. My partner grabbed her mother by the hips, spun her around and sucked her clit, drinking the last of the urine as she tongue-fucked her mother's cunt.
Her mother screamed as she came. Cum poured down her legs like water down her legs.
"Oh, yes, sweetheart you're much better at that than your father. Almost better than his secretary. Who taught you to eat pussy? One of those sluts at that expensive women's college we sent you to, I suppose?"
She grinned and pointed downward.
"This fellow? With the face like a toilet and the cock of a horse?"
I realized I was running out of room to write. It's a good thing her pussy was completely shaved.
Still facing her daughter, the mother spread her legs on both sides of my head and sat on my face. "OK, horsedick. Let's see what you can do. Eat my cunt."
As her butt got closer, her asshole opened. I could see her husband's cum glistening white against the dark hole. I grabbed her butt, guiding her down so her asshole was over my mouth. I licked into her, enjoying the taste of the slick cum.
"I said eat my cunt, young man, not my ass!"
Her daughter started humping my cock faster. "Isn't her ass delicious? And don't you love the taste of my father's cum? I usually drink it straight from his cock or from mother's pussy, but from her ass is almost better!"
"You, shut up!" Her mother scolded her. "We do not share our dirty knickers with any horny dick we happen to enjoy riding." Despite her protests, the mother did not move or stop me from licking the cum and shit from deep in her ass. Instead, she rocked and groaned "Fuck yes. Now, suck my tits you sex-addicted slut!"
My partner leaned forward, off my cock to kiss and suck her mother's tits. Her mother caught site of my hard dick, now exposed. "How were you hiding that huge cock in your tiny cunt?! And all covered in my baby's cum" Ignoring the woman at her breasts, she leaned forward and sucked my dick. "Dear God! Incredible!" She mumbled around my huge cock.
I was in Heaven, entranced by the smell and taste of the mother's tainted ass hole. I shot a huge wad of cum into her mouth, which triggered her orgasm. Cum and cunt juice poured from her pussy across my face and into my mouth as I moved off her ass to suck her pussy and lick her clit.
"No! Stop licking! Fuck me!"
She moved from my mouth to sit on my cock. She eased her pussy down slow, getting used to the enormous size. Her daughter kissed me, licking my face. "I love when mother interrupts my sexy time. Her cum tastes great and she's a better fuck than I am. All the men agree. Even father. Do you want to lick my ass? I want you to eat my ass. My ass loves to be eaten by men with long tongues. Even father.
She threw her leg over my head and settled her nasty ass onto my face.
