We now interrupt your regularly scheduled reading pleasure to take you to our pledge drive, already in progress...
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"Hello dear Literotica readers," an overly perky middle aged blonde says, "As many of you may know, the holidays are fast upon us, and this is always a difficult time for us. So please won't you consider donating? If you enjoy taking advantage of some our fine reading material, then you should support the website that makes it possible. Our phone lines are already open, so give us a call."
You try and tune her out, a little frustrated that whatever story you
actually
wanted to read is going to be delayed, but you can't help but notice your eyes drifting towards her more than ample cleavage. She's wearing a classy looking business suit and glasses, but she's somehow managing to show off a lot of her womanly curves. You are so distracted that you can barely pay attention to the phone lines ringing off the hook behind her, the various Literotica interns rushing to answer them as they take pledges.
For a moment, you are almost tempted to call them up and tell them to sod off, but the middle aged pledge drive hostess keeps you interested long enough for that urge to pass.
Soon she is joined by a rather skinny looking brunette man, younger than her, and also wearing a suit.
"That's right Kelly," says the man, "If you value high quality erotica and want to support the website that gives you so much of it, then now is as good a time as any to make your totally tax-deductable donation. It doesn't have to be a lot. Even a little goes a long way."
"We just need a serious commitment from you dear readers," the woman continues.
"And to show how seriously we take our pledge drive," the man says as he puts his arm around her shoulders, "Kelly here has volunteered to let our donors fuck her silly!"
"That's right," she continues, a plastic smile still on her face, "I've... wait... what?!?"
Clearly the woman didn't expect this turn of events.
"You heard us right readers out there," he says, "With any annual donation of two hundred dollars or more, you will have the opportunity to fuck our senior producer Kelly. Doesn't she have a sexy little ass guys!"
The blond jumps a little bit in surprise as he roughly slaps her across the butt.
"That's right readers," he continues, "For just two hundred bucks, you can have your way with this sexy lady! Fuck her up the ass! Get a blowjob! Even double team her! We aren't going to judge you. If you've got some fetish that you want to indulge, we say go with it!"
The woman -- Kelly - turns and stares at him angrily.
"Well," the host says, "Within reason. We kind of need her back in one piece next week so that she can continue to bring you high quality, online erotic literature. But other than that she's free all weekend, and eager to please you."
Before Kelly can say anything, the phones begin wildly ringing. The overworked, underpaid and (to be quite honest) underfed interns quickly rush about, each trying to take as many callers as possible. Seems that there are a lot of people out there eager to fuck this middle aged bitch six ways to Sunday. For a moment, you are almost tempted to pick up the phone yourself and make a pledge.
The other host walks out of frame for a moment, quickly returning with a slightly pudgy man.
"And look here Kelly," says the host, "We have our first donor! George here has promised to give us a whopping four hundred dollars for a crack at your ass. What do you say? You wouldn't want to disappoint our loyal readers would you?"
Kelly sighs, then begins to slip out of her classy little mini-skirt.