My slave is ready and bound. The red light from the candles flickers off the surface of her latex suit. Her arms are tied firmly behind her back. The ropes at her feet bind her stilettos firmly onto her soles and then chain her ankles together, with less than ten centimeters give between them. The suit splits at the crotch, her butt-plug tail reaching down to the backs of her knees. Her hair is tied oriental style with two black chopsticks holding the bun in place. She has made herself up in dark purples and greens -- a cyber-punk wench. She stands waiting at the door, anticipating my command.
"The chair," I tell her, indicating one of only two pieces of furniture in the darkened room.
"Righty-o," Hannah, my slave replies and starts shuffling her way towards the seat. Her progress is tortuously slow as she struggles to stay upright in the exaggerated heels.
The other piece of furniture is the table with my whip, paddle, and other toys. I have already laid each out with great precision, but I make a play of inspecting each one as she hobbles her way across the room. Her eyes flick to the flogger as I hold it up and then flick back forward as I glare at her.
She reaches the center of the room, and slowly rotates herself around then carefully lowers herself onto the chair, her hands still fastened behind her. She tries to cross her legs before remembering that she can't.
"I didn't say sit," I say levelly.
"Oh, right, gotcha," she replies. She starts to get up with equal care.
"I didn't say stand," I say.
"Well, in fairness, you really only said 'the chair'. I mean, you want to get pedantic, you haven't even uttered an imperative verb yet, so maybe technically I should still be by the door. Still, my bad. When I assume I make an ass of you and me, well, speaking of which..."
She shakes her plugged derrière at me, the equine tail swishing back and forth.
"Stop, impertinent wench," I cry, bringing the flogger down onto my hand. The sound of leather on flesh immediately brings her to a stop.
"Oh, yeah, right, sorry," she says. "I guess that's not the vibe we're going for. So, can I sit now or what?"
"No," I say. "You will get down on your knees and bend over the chair."
"Righty..." she begins and then changes her mind when she sees my face. "Right away, Master."
"That's better," I say.
She gets into position, raising her behind high up and balancing her torso on the chair.
"Now, listen carefully, and follow all my instructions to the letter," I intone. "First, you will..."
"Ow, ow, ow," she says. "Any chance of a cushion?"
"No! You have entered a dungeon of pain..."
"Gallifray! Gallifray!" she cries.
"You're using the safeword? Already?" I say.
"Yeah, well as I was saying. This is really uncomfortable. I know it's supposed to be painful, but it's just going to be an annoying painful rather than a fun painful. This wood is really digging into the underside of my boobs and..."
"Fine, fine," I say. "I'll get you a cushion."
"Actually," she replies. "Why don't you get one of the kitchen chairs? They're that little bit lower, and..."
"Alright," I grumble.
A minute later and she's properly positioned over an apparently more appropriate chair.
I raise the paddle above my head. "Now, you wretched harlot, you will enter a domain of pain such as thou hasn't never known...wait, are you giggling?"
"Sorry, sorry," Hannah says trying to get her laughter under control. "It was the word 'harlot'."
"Well, I know you've got strong feelings about the words like 'slut' and 'bitch'."
"Yeah, but 'harlot'?"
"Honestly, I'm running out of gendered insults you haven't specifically reclaimed."
"And then once you'd used 'harlot' you naturally slipped into 'thou' speak. Force of habit, but we're not in a Dungeons and Dragons game now. Well, okay, the dungeon I grant you. Anyway, knock it off with the Gandalf-speak."
"Fine, I'll tone it down. Ahem, let's see. Ahead of you lies a voyage of discovery into the unknown recesses of the human mind that will unlock the full potential of your inner strength. Only by experiencing the full range of sensations that our fragile bodies are capable of will you be able to transcend...no, not any better?"
"Sorry, sorry. You were coming over all Captain Picard."
"That's what I was going for. You've always said how sexy you think Patrick Stewart is."
"Yeaaah," she says slowly. "There's a time and a place though."