SEX: cock, tits, pussy, fucking, boner, wang, boob, A-hole, crack, sweat, fur, rub, tease, smack, squeal, beg, please, grind, throb, probe, junk, mound, stroke, jack, boobs, hard on, turn offs, face fuck, butt fuck, tittie fuck, finger fuck, vagi-fuck. Sink, tweak, lips, flaps, melons, curves, finger, push, pull, groan, moan, explode, caress, swallow, squeeze. Insert, cover, pearl necklace, rim job, fry the eggs. Wax, strip, slip, kiss, fondle, poke, kneel, bow, slap, red, white, ache. Cunt, clit, lick, flick, pick, tongue, balls, testes, vagina, anus, breasts, ass, penis, tickle, pickle, jump, humping, dancing, bumpin' uglies, screw, blew, swollen, buttocks. Open, pry, spread, force, ease, drip, wet, drool, pour, jet, shoot, wad, cum, sperm, glob, sticky-icky goop. That pretty much sums it up, right? No? well let me try this a different way.
So I was hiding in a bathroom handicap stall in the middle of Silly Sallie's Dingo Adventure park. At this particular moment it is 2:17 (in the pm) and I got Jazzy Jess the mascot giving my cock a little suckle-suckle. If you were wondering, yes I made her take off the fucking dragon head, but I had second thoughts once I saw her face. Ah fuck it! A blow is a blow, so I let her practice away.... No actually it was 1:43 (in the pm). Yeah okay, so moving on.
So I got this half dragon gobbling away at my man meat. Oh she tries so hard it's almost cute. At first she just sucked away at it like it was a fucking lollipop. I almost had to get my Give Em Head 101 book out and teach her how to 'blow a pole.' But as I said, fuck it! Just close your eyes, Frankie. Think of something that gets you mojo bouncing. That's when it hits me.
The dragon chick. That's when she hits me right upside the head with her fucking tail. I didn't even feel her stop on my schlong, she was that 'impressive'.
"What the fuck, Max?!?" she asks still holding the pink not-so-fluffy tail... I 'aint about to tell no theme park ho my real name by the way. "What the fuck you doing?!? You're lighting up while I'm going down on you?"
"What? Oh baby hell no!" I reply as I slip my weed back in the bag... how the fuck did she see? "You were doing so good, Sexy. Why'd you stop?"
"I need help getting out of this suit." She said hoping to her feet.
So now I got this fine ass honey riding my meat, right?... Actually it's the same chick, I just made her put the dragon head back on. Turns out she's got a smoking body but dear god she must have planted the damn ugly tree.
I gots my hands right under her and giving that extra lift. You know the one I'm talking bout right? Where ya lift her up and then drop her right down. Yeah you know. The trick is to punch into her with your monster there right as she falls. So it's like BAMM! You know what I'm saying? Drives 'em wild fellas. Write that shit down.
