"Ding dong ding dong," went the doorbell because Patty had mashed on the little button there by the door on the outside with her thumb. "Ding dong," it went again because she once more had pushed the button with impatience. Her car had broke on the country road and Patty hiked to the nearest house to ask to use the phone with which to call the AAA toe truck to come help her car.
"Hi," came a deep voice from just behind her, and it almost made her have an accident in her underwear as well as jumping about a foot and 1/2. She turned around to see an average looking guy except wearing those glasses with the eyeballs that pop out on springs and a propellar beanie with a mustache that looked sort of like a cat turd under his nose. Otherwise he was nekkid except for high rubber boots covered with livestock manure. He was sporting an enormous hard on which bobbed up and down up and down up and down and pointed at Patty sticking out in front of him.
Patty, who had long blond hair and a cheerleader's body with 38DD tits said, "Oh hello my name is Patty and you startled me and I almost wet my pants. My car is broke on the country rode back there not too far and I wondered if it would be okay for me to use your phone with which to call a toe truck because I belong to AAA and get towing free as part of the benefit package of membership therein."
"Oh sure miss, come on in. My name is Arnold Jukes; but my friends call me Arnold Jukes. It's a nickname I picked up as a kid and it stuck. Pardon my boner; I was out back tending the sheep when I heard the door bell and ... well, shucks ...... there's a cute yearling ewe out there named Beatrice, and were .. sort of ... umm .... going steady. Anyways, my tumescense hasn't had time to go down thus rendering me priapic as you can see. It'll be back to normal soon unless I go back to tendin' them sheep again. Come on in and meet my brothers and our mom. We don't get many visitors here. You sure have pretty long blond hair, Patty."
Arnold ushered Patty in through the front door and she looked around the living room to see several young men sitting there on chairs like they owned the joint which they did.
Arnold said, "Hey, brothers, I'd like you to meet Patty whose car broke out on the road over there not far. Patty, these are my brothers." Then he introduced her to each one of the separate men individually.
Klaus Werner von Jukes was a swarthy, hairy man who was wearing nothing but a truss and a huge sombrero which was by far the biggest Patty had ever seen and she had seen some pretty big ones. He was slowly stroking a calloused hand up and down an erection that was at least a foot long and real big around. Patty who had took German in high school said, "Guten morgen, Herr von Jukes."
He said, "Hola, Chicquita. Como esta? Ju can call me "Haysoos" jus' like everbody else here do. I like senoritas with long blon hair. Ju wanna slobber on my one eyed trowser burrito? Set on my face maybe, huh?"
George Edward "Louise" Jukes was a short thin man wearing nothing but EE breast implants, crotchless panty hose, and chic black shoes with 5 inch stiletto heels and ankle straps. Like his brother's Arnold and Werner, Louise sported a throbbing woody which was much larger than average although the average around there was much larger than the average average. He gave her a limp wristed wave and lisped "Hi, thweetie," I hope you can thtay a while and have thome fun, Juketh family thyle. Love your long blond hair. What conditioner do you uthe?"
Elizabeth Ann "Butch" Jukes was a six foot, steriod pumped bull dyke who wore a full set of biker leathers with the seat and crotch removed, a cop hat on he ... his shaved head, and steel toed boots. He had a cigar clamped between her teeth, a police truncheon in one hand and a whip in the other. She cupped his crotch and rumbled, "Yo, bitch. You want summa dis? You sure got nice long blond hair." Patty could see a huge strap on dildo outlined almost to his knee beneath her leather pants.
The introductions over, Patty heard strange clacking footsteps and saw a movement from the corner of her eye. She turned her head to see an extremely tall and handsome black woman standing in the doorway, the top of her Chicago Cubs baseball cap almost touching the top of the doorway she was standing in. She brandished a baseball bat in her right hand and wore a fielder's glove on the left one which was not the hand holding the bat. A pair of steel spiked baseball shoes, sweatbands on her wrists, and a thick mat of kinky black pubic hair from her belly button hafway to her knees completed her ensembly. She had a voluminous figure which included a large but firm ass and a pair of huge boobs with big dark purple nipples on the ends thereof which stuck straight out could put a short guys eye out if he rounded a corner without looking and ran into one.
The big woman boomed, "Hi, Patty. I'm Babe Willie Yogi Jukes. The boys an gals call me "Mom" but most folks call me "Slugger" or "Lefty." You can call me Mom, iffen ya want to, jist don't call me late fer dinner, haw haw. Ever play ball? We shore could use a switch hitting infielder around here. We were just about to have a little Jukes fambly fun. Y'all wanna join us? Were almost disease free and not all that dirty." She expertly spat a stream of tobacco juice between her teeth which impacted on a slumbering calico cat in the corner which was named Freida..
Quickly reaching a desicion, Patty untied the belt of her long trench coat, yanked it off, and threw it into corner which meant that it fell on Frieda who was already pretty grumpy from being expectorated upon by Mom. It revealed what she was wearing underneath and that wasnt much consisting of a black demi brazierre which is only half, thongue panteys, thigh high black fish net sox with a seam up the back and knee high boots with four inch heals which were black and of the pointy kind.
Patty said, "The heck with the broke car. You all are my kinda folks. You should know that Im a virgin in my pussy and saving it until I get marred. I like it the other way though and the guys at school all say Im the best they ever had and lots of guys around town too and also some girls. I can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose if Im in the mood and I usually am."
Mom Babe grinned and said, "Ok Patty, welcome to the fambly. I'm glad to see that your a switch hitter. Lets have a little Jukes fambly punch to help get us in the mood. Girls, come help your Mama make it up in this here punch bowl which is what we use ta feed the hogs mosta the time usually."
Butch and Louise looked at each other, wondering which of them Mom had meant, then they both came to help with the punch. They started with a quart of cheap vodka, added two quarts of Night Train fortified wine-like product, and two ounces of club soda. Mom stuck the thum of her fielder's mitt in, and licked it. She said, "To much soda," and added another quart of Night Train and some ice cubes. She tried it again and said just right dig in boys and girls, you too George Louise and Elizabeth Butch!
"Braaaaacccckkkk!" went Patty after she had her first sip of the vial concoction. "This stuff tastes like shit!"
"Ju be givin chit a bad name, Chicquita," said Werner Klaus "Haysoos" Jukes, "Chit taste a lot better. This stuff taste like it been run through a sick goat. Ju better drink it though if ju know what good for ju."
Patty turned to see that Haysoos was holding a shotgun pointed at her mid section. Knowing that it was drink or die, the long blond forced herself to drink the whole entire jelly glass full of the horrid mixture down all the way completely. Her stomach rebeled, but the thought of the shotgun weilded by Haysoos made her keep it down.
When she had finished, Haysoos handed Patty the gun, saying, "Now ju hold this here gun on me. It the only way I can drink that chit."
After he had gagged down his drink, Haysoos took the shotgun from Patty saying, "It ain loaded Chiquita. Chit we used the last boollet on Papacita an that was years ago."
There was a bowl of Fritos on the table by the punch bowl/hog feeder and nothing else but a large jar of Vasseline about a quart big almost. To get the vial taste of the punch out of her mouth Patty tried a Frito with a big gob of petroleum jelly and thought it tasted pretty good, much better than the punch but most anything was. She dipped another Frito when Mom Babe Willie Yogi laughed and said, "Well fuck me sideways Patty; we usually use that there grease to lube butholes, but if you like it on chips go on ahead." Patty blushed at comitting the social fox paw but she went ahead and had another frito dipped in Vasseline brand petroleum jelly.
