***Part 14 in an anthology of women performing oral sex.
***All characters are over 18 and are fictional. Any resemblance to any real-life persons or situations is purely coincidental.
Author's Note: Based on an internet joke, expanded into a full story.
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Susan did not like that she had to sit next to her cousin Megan. She didn't hate her; she thought she was a sweet woman, but dumb as a rock, and sometimes she couldn't take how stupid she could be. They were at another one of their cousins' bridal showers; there were a lot of women there from their side of the family as well as from her fiancΓ©'s side as well. Their cousin seated them at the same table because they were family, but she had no idea how Susan felt about Megan. But she put up with another long, dull conversation with Megan for the sake of family obligation.
They had just started eating slices of cake someone brought for the shower. Along the plates were napkins with a picture of a unicorn on it.
"How come we never see them on ranches or in zoos?" Megan asked.
"What are you talking about?" Susan asked.
"These unicorns," Megan said, holding up the unicorn napkin.
The two other women at the table were stunned by what Megan had said and made up a reasonable excuse to leave the table, leaving Susan alone to answer the question. She didn't want to tell her cousin the truth because it would spare her feelings; also, there was no way she could answer her honestly without being condescending about it. So, she came up with a good enough lie to hopefully end the conversation.
"I think they're too wild of an animal and hard to catch," said Susan.
"Oh, that's probably why we only see regular horses in captivity; they're easier to catch," Megan said, feeling very happy with herself.
"Exactly."
Susan wanted to change the subject to something else before the talk of the existence of unicorns continued.
"So, how's the acting career going?" Susan asked.
"Not as well as I wish it could be, but I'm still doing auditions, so hopefully I'll get my big break soon," Megan replied. "Thank God for the modeling, or else I would never be able to pay the rent."
Megan was an aspiring actress. Susan saw a couple of her theater works and thought she was decent enough to probably make a career out of it. But she was never good enough for any real TV or film work, which was what she really wanted to do. So far, the only acting jobs she was offered were for two porn companies. It was her manager who actually got those jobs for her; apparently, it was the only acting job he thought would be perfect for her. Susan was the one who had to stop her from taking those jobs; fortunately, Susan was the first to hear about those job offers from Megan, and when she told her the names of the production companies they were for, she let her know they were porn companies.
She was far more successful at being a model than anything else. She had been around the country, posing for various magazines and clothing catalogs. She did alright mostly with bikini and lingerie photoshoots. Megan was a very attractive woman, the one thing about that Susan was actually jealous about. She was a redhead in her mid-twenties, about 5'5", slim with a nice ass and amazing C-cup breasts that most women thought were fake.
"I got another offer for some straight-to-video films my manager says I would be good for," said Megan.
"What's the name of the company?" Susan asked. She had a bad feeling about what the answer may be.
"The company is called Radiance Productions, and they love hiring a lot of actresses--"
"It's another porn company, sweetie," said Susan. "Radiance is a porn website, and they mostly focus on lesbian scenes."
"Oh, I see," Megan replied, feeling disappointed. "I do have an audition for another play; this one is a theatrical production of Law & Order: SVU."
"Let me guess, you're playing the victim?" Susan asked.
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"Something about that felt right," Susan said with a sigh.
"The only problem is that I have the audition in a few days, and I have to practice this song, but I've had this sore throat for a while now, and it's throwing off my vocals."
Susan could tell there was something going on in her voice. The flu was going around, and both she and Megan had had it recently, so there may have been something left over from it in her throat.
"Have you taken anything for it?"
"I was told to try lemon and tea, but it didn't work," said Megan.
"Do you mean drink lemon tea?"
"No; lemon and tea," said Megan. "Drinking tea and eating lemons. Which is very hard considering how sour those are."
Susan wanted to tell her that she made a mistake and she was supposed to drink lemon tea, not the nonsense she just said, but she didn't feel like correcting her about it.
"Do you have any suggestions?" Megan asked.
Suddenly an idea came into Susan's head. It was based on a joke someone tried to pull on her when she was in college and had trouble getting rid of a sore throat. She didn't fall for the joke because it was too much of an obvious prank, but it might be something that Megan could fall for. She knew it would be a mean thing to do, but she couldn't help giving it a try. She was tired of Megan's stupidity, so she thought she might as well have some fun with it for her amusement.
"There's actually one cure I know of that always cures my sore throats," said Susan. "Whenever that happens to me, I give my husband a blowjob."
"Seriously?"
"Oh yeah," she replied with a little wicked smile. "Something about how his dick massages my mouth and throat from the inside, and how I swallow his cum, really fixes the problem."