***Part 14 in an anthology of women performing oral sex.
***All characters are over 18 and are fictional. Any resemblance to any real-life persons or situations is purely coincidental.
Author's Note: Based on an internet joke, expanded into a full story.
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Susan did not like that she had to sit next to her cousin Megan. She didn't hate her; she thought she was a sweet woman, but dumb as a rock, and sometimes she couldn't take how stupid she could be. They were at another one of their cousins' bridal showers; there were a lot of women there from their side of the family as well as from her fiancΓ©'s side as well. Their cousin seated them at the same table because they were family, but she had no idea how Susan felt about Megan. But she put up with another long, dull conversation with Megan for the sake of family obligation.
They had just started eating slices of cake someone brought for the shower. Along the plates were napkins with a picture of a unicorn on it.
"How come we never see them on ranches or in zoos?" Megan asked.
"What are you talking about?" Susan asked.
"These unicorns," Megan said, holding up the unicorn napkin.
The two other women at the table were stunned by what Megan had said and made up a reasonable excuse to leave the table, leaving Susan alone to answer the question. She didn't want to tell her cousin the truth because it would spare her feelings; also, there was no way she could answer her honestly without being condescending about it. So, she came up with a good enough lie to hopefully end the conversation.
"I think they're too wild of an animal and hard to catch," said Susan.
"Oh, that's probably why we only see regular horses in captivity; they're easier to catch," Megan said, feeling very happy with herself.
"Exactly."
Susan wanted to change the subject to something else before the talk of the existence of unicorns continued.
"So, how's the acting career going?" Susan asked.
"Not as well as I wish it could be, but I'm still doing auditions, so hopefully I'll get my big break soon," Megan replied. "Thank God for the modeling, or else I would never be able to pay the rent."
Megan was an aspiring actress. Susan saw a couple of her theater works and thought she was decent enough to probably make a career out of it. But she was never good enough for any real TV or film work, which was what she really wanted to do. So far, the only acting jobs she was offered were for two porn companies. It was her manager who actually got those jobs for her; apparently, it was the only acting job he thought would be perfect for her. Susan was the one who had to stop her from taking those jobs; fortunately, Susan was the first to hear about those job offers from Megan, and when she told her the names of the production companies they were for, she let her know they were porn companies.
She was far more successful at being a model than anything else. She had been around the country, posing for various magazines and clothing catalogs. She did alright mostly with bikini and lingerie photoshoots. Megan was a very attractive woman, the one thing about that Susan was actually jealous about. She was a redhead in her mid-twenties, about 5'5", slim with a nice ass and amazing C-cup breasts that most women thought were fake.
"I got another offer for some straight-to-video films my manager says I would be good for," said Megan.
"What's the name of the company?" Susan asked. She had a bad feeling about what the answer may be.
"The company is called Radiance Productions, and they love hiring a lot of actresses--"
"It's another porn company, sweetie," said Susan. "Radiance is a porn website, and they mostly focus on lesbian scenes."
"Oh, I see," Megan replied, feeling disappointed. "I do have an audition for another play; this one is a theatrical production of Law & Order: SVU."
"Let me guess, you're playing the victim?" Susan asked.
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"Something about that felt right," Susan said with a sigh.
"The only problem is that I have the audition in a few days, and I have to practice this song, but I've had this sore throat for a while now, and it's throwing off my vocals."
Susan could tell there was something going on in her voice. The flu was going around, and both she and Megan had had it recently, so there may have been something left over from it in her throat.
"Have you taken anything for it?"
"I was told to try lemon and tea, but it didn't work," said Megan.
"Do you mean drink lemon tea?"
"No; lemon and tea," said Megan. "Drinking tea and eating lemons. Which is very hard considering how sour those are."
Susan wanted to tell her that she made a mistake and she was supposed to drink lemon tea, not the nonsense she just said, but she didn't feel like correcting her about it.
"Do you have any suggestions?" Megan asked.
Suddenly an idea came into Susan's head. It was based on a joke someone tried to pull on her when she was in college and had trouble getting rid of a sore throat. She didn't fall for the joke because it was too much of an obvious prank, but it might be something that Megan could fall for. She knew it would be a mean thing to do, but she couldn't help giving it a try. She was tired of Megan's stupidity, so she thought she might as well have some fun with it for her amusement.
"There's actually one cure I know of that always cures my sore throats," said Susan. "Whenever that happens to me, I give my husband a blowjob."
"Seriously?"
"Oh yeah," she replied with a little wicked smile. "Something about how his dick massages my mouth and throat from the inside, and how I swallow his cum, really fixes the problem."
"Wow, I can't believe you're suggesting this to me," Megan said, looking very surprised. "And you definitely think I should do this to cure my sore throat."
"Yes, I definitely do."
"Ok, if you say so, I'll give it a try."
Susan wasn't sure how far this joke would work, but she thought it would be hilarious that Megan would give some guy a blowjob as a phony cure. Her joke may be blown if the guy she tells this to is honest enough to tell her it was a bad joke, but she can't imagine any guy would pass up a blow job from Megan if given the chance.
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"So, that's why I'm here to get that blowjob from you," said Megan.
"And you're saying this was my wife's idea?" George, Susan's husband, asked with a very confused look on his face.
"Yes, it was her idea."
"Can you please tell me the story one more time?" he asked.
Megan was at Susan's house, who was currently out of the house doing some shopping. George assumed Megan was here to see Susan, but was surprised to hear that she was there to see him. He invited her into the house and offered her a beverage in the kitchen to discuss what she was here for. He was, of course, shocked to hear the reason she was there. He thought it was some kind of joke, or maybe he didn't hear her correctly for some reason, so he asked her to repeat it all over again. Hearing it a second time, he realized she wasn't making a joke herself, but apparently Susan was pulling a joke on Megan.
He had a vague memory of Susan telling her how a sorority sister tried to pull that kind of prank on her back in college, but she didn't fall for it. But it seems Susan couldn't help trying to do the same prank on her cousin; only this time, it was backfiring on her. From what he could tell from the story, Susan probably thought Megan would go to any man, probably some guy she knew, and ask to give him a blowjob. Instead, she took Susan's advice a little too seriously and thought that Susan was suggesting she actually go to her husband specifically for this cure. Like Susan, George thought it was pretty damn stupid, but he never would have thought she would be stupid enough to fall for something like this.
"So, do you think you can help me?" Megan asked.
"By letting you give me a blowjob?" George asked.
"Yes."
"Ok, let's do it."
George knew it was wrong to take advantage of Megan like this, but he couldn't help himself. He always thought she was incredibly hot and would sometimes jerk off to some of her modeling photos. He even imagined Susan as Megan occasionally when they're having sex.
But one main reason he wanted to do this was because he knew that Susan was cheating on him with her coworker, Charles. He figured it out a while ago and was considering his own affair as revenge until this situation fell right into his lap. He could get a little revenge for his wife's infidelity and get something from her hot cousin as well.
"Thanks for helping me out with this," said Megan. "I know it's an unusual thing to ask."
"Don't mention it; it would be pretty stupid of me to give up this opportunity."
"Excuse me?" she asked, looking confused.