- Hello, I'm Tilde. It looks like you are new here?
- Ehm... yes, I'm quite new, really. I registered at the Natural Sciences Faculty yesterday.
- What's your name?
- Oh sorry, I'm Hans. But they call me Hansi at home.
- You are not from Cologne, are you?
- No, from the Mosel valley. My parents run a small vineyard there.
- That sounds interesting. What are you studying?
- I'm in the biochemistry program. But they start with mathematics and physics. I'm a little bit scared about that. It seems difficult. What are you studying, Tilde?
- Economics, the second year. Sounds as I could manage a biotech company in the future with you as the tech director.
- Oh!
- Relax, Hansi. That was a joke. Have you got a place to sleep and study yet?
- Yes, I was lucky to get a room in one of the campus dormitories. But it's small and shabby.
- Sorry to hear that. Well, I'm a lucky student, my parents bought me a flat. By the way, are you hungry?
- Maybe a little, yes. It would be nice with some dinner.
- Look, the food at the campus here is pretty boring. What about going to my flat and cook some spicy stuff?
- Well... ehm...
- Fine! Let's go!
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- That was a really fine dinner, Tilde. Thank you!
- You are welcome, my dear boy! Let us move to the sofa and talk a little bit more. You aren't in any hurry, are you? Wanting to get back to your room?
- Oh no, for Gods sake. It's much nicer to be here with you... well, I mean... I mean I love it so much, oh shit, I'm not so good at talking to girls.
- So you don't have a girlfriend then?
- No, I never had one.
- But, would you like to have a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend maybe?
- No no no! Not a boyfriend. Absolutely not! But a girlfriend. I would love that. But the girls aren't interested in me, the simple lad from the countryside.
- Hansi, you know what?
- No?
- I like you. A lot!
- Oh, do you?
- I'm getting fond of you, you know.
- Oh, Jesus!
- Give me a hug, will you? God, how wonderful you are. Squeeze me tight, Hansi!
- Oh Tilde!
- Have you ever touched a girl before?
- No, never. Only in my dreams. But Jesus, what are you doing?
- Can't you see? I'm removing my T-shirt and bra. So you have never fondled a girls breasts?