As soon as Becky left the main cabin after Amber reminded us of my promise what feels like a lifetime ago though in reality it was only a couple days ago.
I looked at Amber with a smirk as she looked back at me with her own grim satisfaction that she was getting what she wanted.
I did the only think I could think of and that was unpaint myself out of Alyssa Neil's hoodie letting drop to the ground.
I wanted to make my unpeeling of the hoodie sexy but I guess I did one too many twists and body turns to get the fucker off because Amber lightly laughed at my idiocracy.
WHAT?
You wear a women's hoodie that is almost too fucking small and that's saying something as I am already a buck 50.
I'm just glad Alyssa wasn't one of those gym girls that wore altered hoodies, the kind that barely covers her chest so she can show off her abs.
With my upper torso finally covered I officially smelt my accumulated guy funk and almost fainted from the smell.
Then came to fun part and that was removing Alyssa's yoga pants. That definitely took some strength to basically pull down the pants with all my might because the material had definitely lodged itself into places where the sun has never shined.
I might have it imagined it but when the stretchy material unlodged itself from certain sections of my body I swore I heard a faint SCHLOOOOORP!.
But after some jumping, tugging, and light cursing I got the yoga pants off my groin and around my thighs officially letting out a different funk that once again offended me as I nearly gagged and thought that I was DEFINITELY burning these fuckers and simply buying Alyssa Neil a new pair.
Then came the comedy as I nearly face planted to ground trying the step out of the body forming material though I definitely fell and caught myself Amber still spoke, "You ok, Mick?"
I could hear Amber fighting back the laughter at me trying to get out of the pants I still grunted, "Yeah."
With me on the ground I was able to pull the skin forming material off and decided to toss the fuckers behind me hearing a faint THWAP before I stood and walked towards Amber feeling my heavy member sway as I walked towards Amber.
I made the short distance quickly with a smirk, "Now where were we?"
Amber smiled at me looking excited.....that is until my funk entered her nostrils and I saw the literal revulsion in her face as she quickly pinched her nose and spoke, "I think a shower is in order first Mick?"
I frowned but still played it off, "Yeah I guess you're right."
I turned from the bed and headed towards the shower a little irritated that after 30 fucking days of celibacy I had to wait another 20 or so minutes before I was finally going to have sex again.
I walked into the shower and was about to close the door but noticed that Amber had gotten out of bed and was walking towards the bathroom too.
I smiled, "You joining me."
She smiled as she spoke, "Might as well get clean first before I get," she smiled more evilly as she practically purred, "dirty."
I smiled as I walked towards the shower but stopped at the toilet to pee before turning on the shower.
Amber quickly spoke, "Before we shower I think pregaming is in order."
I looked at her confused but she held a finger before leaving the bathroom and audibly speaking, "Just wait."
I stood there like an idiot for maybe a couple of minutes before Amber returned with a bag as she set the bag on the counter with a heavy THUD closely followed by a cascade of noisy pill bottles falling as the bag settled.
Amber didn't wait as she quickly started pulling pill bottle after pill bottle. Then out came some other items and finally a water bottle.
I looked at the various bottles a little confused and was even more confused on the single ball like thing.
Amber caught my confusion as she smiled, "This will help you turn me into a twinkie.." then she frowned, "unless you don't want to?"
I coughed before lightly laughing, "No offense but I'm sure after a month I have enough filling to fully turn you into a twinkie."
Amber smiled at my confirmation but spoke, "This will help," she grabbed the first bottle and pulled a couple of pills before continuing, "trust me."
She handed me the first set of pills, "This will help with your bounce back."
Then she handed me another set of pills, "This will help keep you hard."
She handed another set, "This is from your series during the NNN challenge," she smiled, "it'll give you a boost of energy."
Set after set she gave me until my hand was filled with nothing but pills. Each set during this or that ranging from keeping me hard to keeping my sack full.
The sheer size of pills was amazing but still I took the pills feeling that it was my official breakfast.
Then I watched as Amber squatted on the toilet to pee while she took her own handful of pills and finished with stuffing the ball looking device up her vagina. I looked at her quizzically. She smiled, "It's a P Ball. It'll help keep me from getting pregnant," she winked at me, "and STD free meaning you can go raw on me without having to worry about catching anything."
I blinked in surprise at hearing that as up until this moment I normally wanted some type of contraceptive but from what Amber just said I can go raw without having to worry about anything.