(C) - GratefulFred
I still remember the day when my papa was giving me a lift to school with my buddy Jimmy.
“Jimmy, did you know that most words in English have a root in Pornish? Give me a word. Any word will do,” said papa who once again embarrassed me as usual.
“How about “Frosty the Snowman” Mr. Cockinpussypuss” Jimmy asked.
“Yes…Frosty is like Frigid, as in cold during sex while Snow is from the root “blow” which every "Man" loves to get from a hot Porno babe…so you see Jimmy…the English language owes much to the Pornish language” answered papa, all of which gave Jimmy and I a big laugh.
At school everyone saw me as the different kid. I was weak in physical sports, but far ahead of everyone in creative writing. I made good money as the school drug dealer and sexually I was breaking in virgins two at a time. Nonetheless, I was different - I was a member of a pornographic website. Even my Aunt Trixxxy would sometimes go down on the principal whenever I seemed to be getting myself in trouble or she was just in the mood.
After college graduation my pornographic extended family started to worry about me. Sure I was getting laid and all by those American non-porno industry chics, but it seems that I was destined so to speak to marry a good XXX rated pornographic girl, and thus have future generations of smutty kids. Sure there were offers, Brit “On her knees” Rears, Julia “Knob” Jerks, Catherine “Ate ah” Bones as well as others, but it just seemed to me that I couldn’t pick one even if I did have sex with all of them at one time or another.
But one time, while I was working at my uncle’s head shop, I saw her, and somehow I knew that she was the one. Her name was Katya and she lived out on some other website. I decided to seek out my uncle for some advice on how to scoop on her.