It was Marlei's first day off in weeks, and she was relishing in the idea of having some time alone before Anita came barging in. Pulling doubles at The Caffeine Fiend wasn't her idea of a career, but life is really fucking expensive. Plus, when your girlfriend's career choice happened to be freelance photography, and she also had an open dislike of babies and "commercial weddings", it made for a small income.
Marlei reached over to the destressed coffee table and picked up her laptop.
"Sorry old man." She lovingly stroked the worn and letter-naked keys, "But I plan on pushing you to the limit today. I'm alone and my favorite porn site thinks I've abandoned it."
The laptop sputtered as it slowly woke up. By this point, Marlei had already lifted one side of her V-neck tee and had begun to pinch the taut nipple. The smell of laundry softener and pheromones filled her nose as she stretched the waist band to her yoga pants. She combed the thick bush of curls that concealed her hot, moist cunt.
Bryson, Marlei's brother, used the spare key to enter his sister's apartment. He knew she'd be at work, so he planned to spend the day being a freeloader and using her Wi-Fi. The bruised and dimpled brass doorknob had begun to giggle and with a forced shove from his shoulder, the front door gave way. He had been wrong about his sister being at work; oh boy had he been wrong.
Marlei startled, and she quickly yanked her hand from her yoga pants and, much to her chagrin, a hand full of pubes as well.
"Goddammit Bryson!" she screamed, "Why the fuck are you even here?"
"Apparently to catch you in the act," he blushed and ran a hand through his mop of ebony curls.
"Don't you have a place to live?" Marlei slammed her laptop shut, stood, and placed a hand on her hip. Bryson pointed to her breast; she had forgotten to cover it in her haste and snatched the shirt down.
"I just needed a break from Kevin." Bryson walked into the tiny kitchen and searched the cabinets for coffee grounds and the filters.
Kevin and Bryson had been friends since high school and had ended up going to the same community college. Kevin was everything that Bryson wasn't. Kevin was well built with broad shoulders, well-groomed, closely cropped hair, charming, and courteous. The only category Bryson had him beat was the fact the Kevin was shorter. They were completely inverse, and the older they got the more it grated on Bryson's nerves.
"Are those fucking yoga pants?" Bryson turned to look at his older sister as he leaned back to make sure he didn't catch his forehead on the corner of the cabinet door.
"MmHm," Marlei bent down, picked up her laptop, and frowned, "Thanks to you, I think I finally killed it." The laptop had most definitely seen better days.
"Lei." Bryson looked at her wryly, "That thing would've needed to die to get better anyways." He looked back down, changed the filter in the coffee pot, and filled it with grinds.
Marlei raised her hand and gave him the finger.
"Now that we've addressed the fact that as next of kin to that laptop, you need to start making funeral arrangements. Can we get back to the fact that you live in yoga pants?"
The coffee pot started percolating, though it sounded sick and like it was about to follow Marlei's laptop beyond the veil.
"What is there to discuss, Bryson?" Marlei flopped back on the couch. "How the fuck am I going to be able to afford another laptop?"
"They aren't pants, Lei." He backed away from the counter, "And call Dad; he'll by you a new one.
Marlei squinted her hazelnut colored eyes at her brother, "For one, I am NOT calling Dad and TWO if I wanna LIVE in goddamn yoga pants, it's my prerogative."
"You can't live in yoga pants, Marlei." Bryson had just finished making his coffee and leaned against the counter.
"Annnnnd why the hell not?" Marlei looked at her brother with indignation.
"They aren't real pants, Lei." Bryson rolled his eyes at her.
"They are too! Look, they cover my legs completely, come in a fuckton of colors, and I have full range of motion." Marlei stood up and swung each leg around like a sumo wrestler. "Fucking fight me."
"Was that a dare or..." Bryson let his sentence die while trying, and failing, not to laugh.